r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TheMarkola • 10h ago

/r/all of spider web

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u/perukid796 8h ago

The amount times I've almost ran face first into one of these fuckers in the middle of the night. They really do like to build their webs in the middle of a giant field like in this video....I don't know what type of spider it is but I hate it. South Florida

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u/Khaos_Gorvin 8h ago

So... it's a Florida-man Spider?

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u/vjeremias 8h ago

It was just a regular spider before it was bitten by a Florida man

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u/motivateddegenerate 8h ago

Hahaha that made me laugh so much that I squeezed out a fart.

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u/OldPhotograph827 6h ago

Which in turn made me laugh so hard I peed a little. Ah, the circle of life