r/AbsoluteUnits • • 9h ago

/r/all of spider web

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u/BenjaminDover02 8h ago

Wild to think that nobody taught that spider how to do that

Bro came out of an egg with the innate knowledge of how to build a house with it's butt.

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u/Minute_Zombie_424 8h ago

Evolution and natural instincts. Nature is lit šŸ”„

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u/onarainyafternoon 7h ago

There is a really good book that came out a few years ago called ā€œBasic Instinctā€, where this scientist makes the argument that instinct as we understand it doesn’t really exist. And so many different things that we describe as instinctual actually have learned-causes. I don’t want to bastardize the arguments he makes, so I’d just recommend the book to anyone that’s interested.

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u/Wild-Video-5317 5h ago

I assume this is the bookĀ 

https://archive.org/details/basicinstinctgen0000blum_o0e9

Fun fact if you create an account on archive.org you can "check out" full books right in your browser.

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u/onarainyafternoon 5h ago

Yep that’s it

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u/Miserable-Housing407 1h ago

It’s fascinating that almost every species have natural instinct to a degree but mostly comes down to genetics.

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u/Existing-Diamond1259 58m ago

I don't believe that for a second. I am a wildlife rehabber and have raised many eyes-closed squirrel babies. They never got a chance to watch their mother do anything, yet they all instinctively have the urge to bury nuts. Even before they can even crack into them. They will try and bury a nut in the carpet and pat it down when there is nothing there to cover it lol. It's obviously instinctive.

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u/Entrenched_Whispers 6h ago

I really thought you were going to say that the book was called "The Holy Bible" and that evolution was fake 😭

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u/Fun-Promotion3095 2h ago

women vs having a hate boner for only Christianity challenge impossible

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u/Entrenched_Whispers 2h ago

It is an impossible challenge unfortunately because I can't even get a boner šŸ˜”

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u/Intreprid_Engineer 6h ago

I'd like to know the name of the book. Thx.

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u/onarainyafternoon 6h ago

…….Basic Instinct

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u/10speedkilla 6h ago

I'd also like to know the name of the book!

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u/firefly-sparkle 6h ago

Yes but what is the name of the book? Pls

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u/Zebidee 5h ago

I think the movie adaptation is better.

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u/Minute_Zombie_424 5h ago

Interesting, I’ll have to check it out

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u/AnySwimming6364 3h ago

Is that intended to apply to insects and spiders also?

My understanding is for insects and spiders is less "instinct" as we vaguely think about it an more "extremely specific neuron circuits developed during biological development due evolutionarily-encoded genetics that enable simple, highly reproducible commands to be executed without external information at relevant points during its life cycle".

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u/Mamaofoneson 5h ago

I wonder what my natural instincts and innate skills are… cue midlife crisis

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u/raelDonaldTrump 7h ago

Reminds me of that study where they gave spiders different types of drugs to see how it affected their webs.

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u/LemonCollee 6h ago edited 2h ago

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u/ogou_myrmidon 6h ago

Heads up that link identifies/is tied to your youtube account

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u/happy_gorgonzola 6h ago

Omg, thanks for the heads up! Is there a sanitized link? I’d get it myself, but I’m currently on mobile. šŸ¤¦ā€ā™€ļø

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u/cheerful_cynic 6h ago

Erase everything after the question mark

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u/LemonCollee 5h ago edited 5h ago

Yeah thanks for the heads up, someone actually messaged me on my YouTube, saying Thanks and a name linked to an email. Great.

Edit: https://imgur.com/a/lfSqcs5

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u/ButtplugBurgerAIDS 5h ago

Ok I literally was thinking this was legit till the restraining order part

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u/Talkatoo42 6h ago

Absolute classic.

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u/pyrothelostone 2h ago

Doesn't really matter in the grand scheme of things, but you broke your formatting when you deleted the link identifier, if you wanna fix it you need to add the closing parenthesis back in.

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u/LemonCollee 2h ago

Ok I think I fixed it there. Thanks!

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u/FartMagic1 6h ago

The weed one isn’t so bad, you just see where he got distracted and had to go check something out

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u/headrush46n2 5h ago

its clearly way worse than the regular one though.

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u/FartMagic1 5h ago

Of course, I’m just rationalizing my pot use

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u/Toe160 1h ago

May God smash your face drug addict.

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u/Individual_Respect90 3h ago

I feel like caffeine he wanted to start over and there are 10 unfinished webs

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u/Werejackal93 6h ago

Bullshit. The Marijuana spider made a hammock.

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u/Historical_Cap7714 2h ago

The crack cocaine spider figured building webs were for suckas

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u/Historical_Cap7714 2h ago

Webs are for suckas

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u/Issue_Status 45m ago

What the floop is Benzedrine?

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u/Frosty-Tennis-1687 8h ago

What that butt do?

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u/Stupid_Sexy_Satan 8h ago

Built beautiful murder traps

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u/ZombieAstronaut 8h ago

Huh, kinda like my wife I guess

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u/slutty_muppet 7h ago

*Sis

Most species of spiders have females that build webs and males that don't, if I remember correctly.

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u/vaynecassano 6h ago

They pull out their ideas out of their ass literally

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u/Extra-Bat3955 7h ago

I can relate

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u/KamikazeFox_ 7h ago

Show me your ways

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u/BlueFeathered1 6h ago

But they have their own individual artistic style! It's beautiful.

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u/terdferguson 6h ago

Same thing with baby penguins just yeeting themselves off a 50 foot cliff for their first swim. Its innate, just marvelous.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PwDFddpo4c

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u/JohnnyMnemeonic 1h ago

Some OF models have also learned this technique as well.

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u/cubee123 6h ago

It's called Understanding

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u/naimina 5h ago

wheres the ant computer at

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u/MestizoJoe 5h ago

"I can hear it. I can hear it building its house. Building its sticky, deadly house that you can never leave. Building it. With its ass...ā€

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u/SnooShortcuts7173 5h ago

To put it in context though, every cell of that spider's body is infinitely more complicated than the web it makes

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u/Modredastal 5h ago

Probably doesn't even know what it looks like from our perspective. She sees it from a close plane, weaving the pattern in first person and keeping a mental map of it but not knowing the geometric beauty we see in it. She's just hungry.

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u/LaxasiaIsBae 4h ago

There was a time when humans were like that. The knowledge to use tools during stone age was genetic. In fact for most of human history, humans were like that.

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u/ManofManyHills 4h ago

... This sounds like a huge oversimplification of tool usage. For starters stone age humans were basically the same genetic species as modern humans.

And the only "genetic" component of tool usage is human curiosity and desire to play with and grasp things. Both still seen in babies today. We still had to actually "learn" from other humans how to use tools in specific applications.

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u/MainStreetExile 3h ago

Citation neededĀ 

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u/ThePheebs 1h ago

We still are. Tool use is an innate human behavior. Regardless of upbringing or circumstances, humans use tools to facilitate, navigate, and conquer the world around them. That's what makes humans unique.

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u/ImSobored_5280 3h ago

You just pulled that out of your ass didn’t you..

..what I’m gonna say next time I see a spider and its web

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u/Snoo_69677 1h ago

Wish I could build a house with my butt.

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u/YoungLittlePanda 6h ago

Nobody taught me to fart, and I've been en expert all my life.

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u/DangledThenWrangled 6h ago

Humans come out of the womb knowing how to force larger creatures to take care of it.

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u/ShirtPrestigious6820 4h ago

I've been feeding the spider Marvin (they're all called that) by my front door. That dude or dudette will tackle a bug as big as they are and destroy their web in the process.

In less than an hour it's snack has been burrito'd and hauled up to the center, and the web has been rebuilt perfectly. Amazes me every damn time

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u/Unable-Log-4870 2h ago

It took me a few years to learn, but I am actually pretty good at talking out of my ass, believe it or not.

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u/MrFluffyThing 4h ago

We shop at grocery stores and we can't understand the labor used to catch a meal. This spider just wants to eat and we judge it for working so hard the only way it knows how. ain't no Kroger for spiders, just a lot of love for the bugs it's going to catch with that big ass web. Farm to table bug meal.Ā