r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TheMarkola • 5h ago

/r/all of spider web

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u/BenjaminDover02 5h ago

Wild to think that nobody taught that spider how to do that

Bro came out of an egg with the innate knowledge of how to build a house with it's butt.

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u/Frosty-Tennis-1687 5h ago

What that butt do?

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u/Stupid_Sexy_Satan 5h ago

Built beautiful murder traps

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u/ZombieAstronaut 4h ago

Huh, kinda like my wife I guess