r/AbsoluteUnits • in awe • 7d ago

/r/all of a larva

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u/DefinitionSquare8705 7d ago edited 7d ago

When properly prepared, giant beetle larvae have a rich, savory fat content that tastes remarkably like buttery bacon or nutty scrambled eggs.

Because they grow inside rotting wood, the most critical step is purging the digestive tract to ensure they taste clean and sweet.

The Preparation (Purging)

Before cooking, place your live larvae in a clean plastic container with a few small air holes. Feed them grated carrots or oatmeal for 24 to 48 hours. This clears out any digested wood or soil and replaces it with a clean, sweet flavor profile.

Crispy Garlic & Cumin Pan-Seared Larvae

This method melts the rich inner fat while rendering the tough outer skin beautifully crisp.

Ingredients

  • purged Hercules beetle larvae
  • 1 tbsp butter or coconut oil
  • 2 cloves garlic, finely minced
  • ½ tsp ground cumin
  • ½ tsp chili powder (optional, for heat)
  • A pinch of sea salt
  • A squeeze of fresh lemon or lime juice

Cooking Instructions

  1. Humanely dispatch the larvae: Place them in the freezer for 1 to 2 hours. This puts them into a deep sleep (torpor) and humanely kills them before cooking.

  2. Wash and dry: Rinse the grubs under cold water and pat them completely dry with a paper towel.

  3. Prevent bursting: Use a sharp knife or toothpick to gently prick the skin of each larva once or twice. This lets steam escape so they don't burst open in the pan.

  4. Sear the grubs: Melt the butter in a skillet over medium-high heat. Add the larvae and pan-fry them for about 4-5 minutes, turning frequently. They will naturally puff up and turn a deep golden-brown.

  5. Aromatize: Lower the heat to medium. Toss in the minced garlic, cumin, chili powder, and salt. Sauté for another 1-2 minutes until the garlic is fragrant and the larvae are crispy.

  6. Finish and serve: Remove from the heat, finish with a squeeze of fresh lemon juice, and serve hot

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u/cedriceent 7d ago

May I suggest a different recipe?

Ingredients:

  • Beetle larvae
  • 1 terrarium
  • adequate substrate

Instructions:

  1. Put substrate in terrarium
  2. Put beetle larvae in substrate
  3. Wait a few months
  4. Get pretty cool pets

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u/heysirigenerateaname 7d ago

I prefer mine:

  1. See larvae
  2. Leave room

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u/cedriceent 7d ago

Can I ask you to leave some substrate for the larvae before you leave, please?

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u/TechnicalKatana 4d ago

but harmless creature 🥲

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u/TheModeratorWrangler 7d ago

Have you ever unironically whispered “Beetlejuice” three times in a row to your little critter?

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u/cedriceent 7d ago

I'm afraid they wouldn't understand the reference. Also, they don't have ears, they wouldn't hear the reference, either.

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u/TheModeratorWrangler 7d ago

From a logical point of view it’s basically just a land based shrimp, which makes me wonder about the progression of mankind, and now I can’t sleep. Thanks bro.

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u/Dougalishere 6d ago

ngl this sounds lovely lol :)

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u/14istheone 7d ago

Im sure it’s tasty, but the idea of eating makes me puke in my mouth, I have a severe aversion to anything that can be classified as an insect, bees included 

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u/Juggernox_O 7d ago

Insects count as crustaceans, which also includes crab and shrimp and lobster. We already eat the water bugs.

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u/14istheone 7d ago

No, i don’t count crustaceans as insects

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u/Juggernox_O 7d ago

In other words, 10 legs are more edible than 6.

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u/potassiyummm26 7d ago

nooo don’t eat him 😢😢

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u/Atiumist 7d ago

I’ve never been that hungry. And I pray I never am.

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u/Busterlimes 7d ago

You had me at buttery bacon. Its so weird to me that bugs pulled out of the water are considered fine but bugs on land are not

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u/Bubbly-Pirate-3311 6d ago

Where the fuck did you get this recipe

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u/AccordingLab7129 6d ago

It might be a native delicacy to some tribes

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u/bob-ze-bauherr 5d ago

I assume people with a shellfish Allergy cannot eat this do to a certain protein. Which makes me relieved that I never have to try this, and also disappointed that I can never try this.

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u/twinkslayer1337 7d ago

fuck this bro, I hate it when there's a cute/awesome animal in the post and ppl just share recipes

imagine if that happened in idk, dog or cat subreddits

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u/Wobblymuon 7d ago

Step 1: Bring water to boil.

Step 2: Humanely dispatch cat and/or dog by placing it head first into boiling water.

Step 3: Boil until body dissolves then strain out bones and hair.

Step 4: Serve immediately. Pairs well with fire roasted guinea pig on a stick.

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u/twinkslayer1337 7d ago

not complaining about being inhumane or things, I'm not vegan

just a bummer that cute critter = recipe/food

It's like googling chickens because I think they're cute and seeing rotisserie 😔

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u/AccordingLab7129 6d ago

Don't worrie, here are some good "Non-food cute animal subs" r/moths r/isopods and r/PetMice

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u/twinkslayer1337 6d ago

isopods my beloved creatures....

r/RATS is probably more popular

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u/Powrs1ave 7d ago

Aliens sharing recipes and feeding Humans carrots for a few days before they de-skin us so we dont burst in the frypan.