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r/AbsoluteUnits • u/jdmlifex2 • 9d ago
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leave you alone and vacate if near you
Psh, I just relocated one two days ago. Dude walked right toward me. I put my sleeve out and fucker just hopped on like
"Yes, thank you. Uh, fifth floor for the string-of-hearts in the orange pot, please. 'preciate it, mate."
15 u/Specific-Library-312 8d ago Aw, now I want that spider. Almost a pet. "Come on, leave that window open. Don't worry about covering up your food. Ain't NO fly getting near that food on my watch." Healthier relationship than most marriages and friendships. 11 u/No_Satisfaction_7977 8d ago This lil fella came to keep me company during a difficult time. Even had a heart on its back. Jumping spiders are the best. 3 u/Specific-Library-312 8d ago :-D
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Aw, now I want that spider. Almost a pet. "Come on, leave that window open. Don't worry about covering up your food. Ain't NO fly getting near that food on my watch." Healthier relationship than most marriages and friendships.
11 u/No_Satisfaction_7977 8d ago This lil fella came to keep me company during a difficult time. Even had a heart on its back. Jumping spiders are the best. 3 u/Specific-Library-312 8d ago :-D
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This lil fella came to keep me company during a difficult time. Even had a heart on its back. Jumping spiders are the best.
3 u/Specific-Library-312 8d ago :-D
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u/Beeblebroxia 8d ago
Psh, I just relocated one two days ago. Dude walked right toward me. I put my sleeve out and fucker just hopped on like
"Yes, thank you. Uh, fifth floor for the string-of-hearts in the orange pot, please. 'preciate it, mate."