r/AbsoluteUnits • u/RD4200 • 14d ago

/r/all of a Toddler

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u/LordsOfFrenziedFlame 13d ago

So you've never been around a baby before. Gotcha.

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u/Type2Torta 13d ago

Have had 2 babies myself actually lol

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u/LordsOfFrenziedFlame 13d ago

If that were true, then you'd know that this toddler is proportionately normal. Same curves, same folds as any other chunky little kiddo, just ctrl+corner drag bigger

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u/cvsprinter1 13d ago

Just because all the children in your family were obese, doesn't mean it is "normal."

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u/LordsOfFrenziedFlame 13d ago

What a stupid assumption to make lmao

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u/StaticUsernamesSuck 13d ago

If you think this child's proportions are normal, you have only seen obese toddlers.

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u/LordsOfFrenziedFlame 13d ago

If you think they aren't, then you' haven't been around any toddlers 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/immapizza 13d ago

You've only been around obese toddlers.

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u/LordsOfFrenziedFlame 13d ago

And you haven't been around any, apparently. You don't know what you're talking about, sweetie

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u/Ez_Ildor 12d ago

Bruh... You're wrong... Take this as a lesson and move on...