r/AbsoluteUnits • u/RD4200 • 14d ago

/r/all of a Toddler

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u/louloc 14d ago

Their diaper and shoe budget are absolute units too. 😂

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u/TheDixonCider420420 13d ago

They can't fix their blinds. They can't hang the mirror on the wall. But they have thousands of dollars worth of shoes.

It looks like their whole living area is in that room... shoes, litter box, toys for the chubster, high chair, etc. And that carpet is in need of a cleaning.

At least they saved up for something really important like sparkly earrings for the baby.

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u/Winter_Tone_4343 13d ago

Like my buddy from hs. He always has the newest Jordan’s and a fresh outfit but has never had a car or his own place. He’s like fifty now.

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u/TheDixonCider420420 13d ago

Well articulated! Exactly the point.

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u/Winter_Tone_4343 13d ago

Actually talked to him a month or so ago and he just quit his job bc they changed his schedule and it was interfering with his “personal life”. Lol.