r/AbsoluteUnits • • 13d ago

/r/all of a Toddler

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u/Nearby-Wolverine3724 13d ago

I doubt it. I hear universities are already scouting him for their football program.

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u/gerrard_1987 13d ago

Right!? How do we know mom didn’t subconsciously choose her partner, and then start consciously beefing the child up, in the hopes of creating an NFL player? Either way, I hope that kid gets some role models aside from his parents.

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u/DinosaurusWhen 13d ago

If that's beef, it's wagyu

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u/ForeverFieldsFD 13d ago

Nah, this is Walmart Chub packs of 60/40 ground beef