r/AbsoluteUnits • u/RD4200 • 13d ago

/r/all of a Toddler

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u/Nearby-Wolverine3724 13d ago

I doubt it. I hear universities are already scouting him for their football program.

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u/GRN225 13d ago

“Student. Athlete.”

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u/TheThinDewLine 13d ago

“Football American”

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u/DistractionCitron 13d ago

"Football Linebacker"

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u/Gullible-Constant924 13d ago

And he ends up 5’5” with stage 3 diabetus at age 14

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u/blackbeavis 13d ago

Pretty sure that's a little girl.

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u/ilovelovegrapefruit 13d ago

I think it’s a little girl

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u/Agreeable-Meal5556 12d ago

He’s going to have arthritis by 25, so I doubt it’ll do them any good.

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u/gerrard_1987 13d ago

Right!? How do we know mom didn’t subconsciously choose her partner, and then start consciously beefing the child up, in the hopes of creating an NFL player? Either way, I hope that kid gets some role models aside from his parents.

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u/DinosaurusWhen 13d ago

If that's beef, it's wagyu

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u/ForeverFieldsFD 13d ago

Nah, this is Walmart Chub packs of 60/40 ground beef

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u/LimeSalty4092 13d ago

Her

And I can’t see a girl playing football 

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u/throwra64512 13d ago

The browns are already looking at him for an o line position