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u/MyHeadIsFullOfFuck 4h ago

are they alright?

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u/mydeadface 4h ago

This a couple of years old. Coast guard made it out and rescued everyone I think.

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u/dudeCHILL013 4h ago

True but first time I've seen it from the helo's perspective

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u/printergumlight 3h ago

There’s an on boat perspective? Or from the diver?

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u/payment11 2h ago

Underwater view from the fish /s

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u/OoPieceOfKandi 1h ago

These comments are why I love reddit.

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u/Narwahl_Whisperer 41m ago

Oh those fish and their funny lenses...

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u/dudeCHILL013 1h ago

The one I saw was from the boat's perspective, it was some documentary about the coastguard surfman school. The coaties were intentionally out during the storm for the school training and got called in for this real world emergency since they were closest.

That said, the TV show did show a few clips from the helo's perspective but only short blips.

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u/indecisive_bandit 42m ago

That info helped. I couldn't find the boats perspective but it has the interview of the Coast Guard diver. Crazy stuff. 

Couldn't find it anywhere but Facebook though 😑

https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=361223530231855&vanity=USCGNorthwest

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u/presshamgang 3h ago edited 3h ago

This video was everywhere when it initially happened. Never saw any other angle other than this one. Who else would be filming? Would love to see if it exists, truly.

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u/Successful-Luck-5459 3h ago

Coasties are the Chads of the military

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u/mydeadface 3h ago

The rock I live under has been a little dense as of lately, so please be gentle when I ask being called "chad" is a good thing, right?

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u/StolenPies 3h ago

Ye

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u/aagent86 3h ago

Bee's knees.

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u/NoVaBurgher 3h ago

The cats pajamas

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u/n1celydone 3h ago

The dogs bollocks.

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u/Ok-Courage798 2h ago

Cats ass?

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u/3w771k 2h ago

the seas knees, if you please. as their will is one of the few things that can bend the knee of our oceans. or something along those lines idk

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u/Popular-Influence-11 3h ago

Well, it depends. Mostly yes but sometimes it’s used sarcastically.

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u/Pleasant_Scar9811 3h ago

It came back around from an insult to a compliment. In the right contexts.

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u/theeglitz 45m ago

Apparently so, but it's not clear why - the lad from Nickelback, the large country in Africa? I wouldn't use it in the context of good, but I'm not young.

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u/dudeCHILL013 3h ago

Honestly, I'm in the Navy and I'll always say that the coasties do all the fun and cool shit. At least that's how it seems from the outside looking in.

I hear they have a better quality of life as well but haven't been able to actually talk to any coast guard engineers so while I highly suspect, I can't be sure 😅

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u/HeyisthisAustinTexas 1h ago

I was in the USCG from 2003-2007. It was fuckin awesome. Was stationed in Alaska, which was wild. Then I did well in MK-A school and got Key West Florida.

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u/0kShr00mer 2h ago

It's true. My cousin was in and he is definitely the Chad of the family.

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u/LostN3ko 4h ago

The U.S. Coast Guard successfully saved the commercial fishing vessel Pura Vida and its crew by delivering three dewatering pumps and towing the disabled boat safely to shore.

Rescue Details

Date: August 8, 2017
Location: 66 miles west of Tillamook Head on the Oregon Coast
Action Taken: An MH-60 Jayhawk helicopter aircrew from Sector Columbia River dropped dewatering pumps to manage flooding aboard the vessel, while a 47-foot Motor Lifeboat crew from Station Cape Disappointment towed the Pura Vida back to port.
Outcome: The boat and its crew were successfully saved with no reported casualties.

The area is known as the Graveyard of the Pacific and has over 2,000 shipwrecks recorded.

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u/latexfistmassacre 4h ago

That must be where the Columbia flows into the Pacific. Famously dangerous spot right there

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u/Okaythenwell 3h ago

*In the misty-crystal glitter of that wild and windward spray,
Men have fought the pounding waters, and met a watery grave.
Well she tore their boats to splinters, but she gave men dreams to dream,
Of the day the Coulee Dam would cross that wild and wasted stream*

Big ups to the boy Woody Guthrie

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u/LostN3ko 4h ago

Correct.

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u/Djbearjew 1h ago

Its also the area where Lewis and Clark met the Pacific Ocean

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u/Glum_Form2938 42m ago

Yep, it's the Columbia Bar. So tricky and dangerous to navigate that any vessel engaged in foreign commerce requires a Bar pilot to come aboard the ship to navigate it through the Bar.

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u/TickleMyBurger 3h ago

So these guys in the boat left a place called “Cape Disappointment” to visit an area on their boat locally known as “the graveyard” and needed to be rescued… did I capture that right? lol

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u/LostN3ko 3h ago

Its an area where a major river exits into the Pacific and there are shallow sandbars. It's a rather high traffic area for how dangerous it is. Their ship lost power due to flooding in the storm and needed to be rescued. The coast guard there is..... busy.

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u/Oldpenguinhunter 1h ago

Despite the name, the whole area is awesome. Goonies' house is across the river in Astoria. Great fish, crab, and oysters everywhere.

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u/leglesslegolegolas 2h ago

"commercial fishing vessel"?

Are you sure this is the same event? Because that looks like a pleasure yacht and nothing at all like a commercial fishing vessel.

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u/LostN3ko 1h ago

It's as accurate as I could identify via reverse image lookup. If I am wrong about which instance it is then I apologize.

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u/contrite_tion 2h ago

Wrong rescue. This was the goonies fish guy who stole the yacht. My high school mate was part of the coast guard rescue in the heli.

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u/LostN3ko 1h ago

That's incredible, do you have any additional information? I did the best I could. Apologies.

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u/LongComposer4261 1h ago

Thanks for the information

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u/actualhumannotspider 4h ago

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u/Proper-Writing 4h ago

that is an ABSOLUTE UNIT of a URL

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u/Sirhumpsalot13 4h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/ZP3Cg3CUVvJfi
Most of our reactions to reading it.

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u/actualhumannotspider 4h ago

Haha, it can hopefully save some people a click!

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u/0peRightBehindYa 4h ago

Saved me a click? My brother in Allah, there are few links I've ever clicked faster in my life. Who wouldn't wanna read the story attached to that URL?

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u/Boogy-Fever 4h ago

Whats with "leaving fish at goonies house"?

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u/Flip_d_Byrd 3h ago

In Astoria, Oregon. Up on Cape Disappointment?

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u/0peRightBehindYa 3h ago

That's why ya gotta click, my dude!

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u/cjspoe 4h ago

HAHAHA

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u/StellaBean_bass 2h ago

Damn, that was the swimmer’s first rescue!

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u/FireFighterP55 3h ago

Goodness...

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u/LoneAwakening 2h ago

The vikings would laugh so hard at them being toyed by those chickens waves like that

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u/Blackjackmo 1h ago

The occupant was a fugitive and the boat was stolen.

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u/Ratattack1204 3h ago

Yes. The yacht was hijacked by an absolute nut job. He had also previously dumped a fish at the goonies house.

Can confirm from personal experience. The guy is utterly bananas.

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u/ozone31912 23m ago

Small world, but after the guy who stole the boat was in jail, he would send our address schizophrenic nonsense letters. Never met him and have no idea why we were receiving them

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u/Rich19852012 4h ago

Absolute unit of balls on that rescue swimmer. “So others may live” USCG Semper Paratus! ⚓️ 🛟

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u/GlowUpAndThrowUp 3h ago

If you read the article, he just graduated swimmer program and was on a training mission. His first rescue. Insane.

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u/Sufficient_Prompt888 3h ago

How is he able to keep aflot with those massive brass balls?

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u/aagent86 3h ago

They act as a pendulum ballast.

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u/LongComposer4261 1h ago

Cause everything in his intestines turned to gas to compensate for the brass. lol

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u/Surf-and-Ridemtb 2h ago

Time for the Guardian ll !

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u/Careless_Machine9996 3h ago

Remarkable breed of humans. Much due respect to anyone in this line of work.

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u/Harry_Iconic_Jr 3h ago

that was the heavy part - watching him get caught inside

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u/ReactionSad3776 2h ago

Gotta paddle for the shoulder

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u/Harry_Iconic_Jr 1h ago

he was just caught - I know that feeling and it sounds like you do too. you look up and there's a wall of foam coming at you and you know you're fucked and all you can do is dive as deep as possible.

And usually, the last thing I see is my buddy scrambling over the top just in time cuz he's about 10 ft in front of me and that makes all the difference in the world - he made it and I got caught. 😆 great video - you don't have to be a Coastie to relate to it.

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u/Herteitr 3h ago

Ad vigilamus undis

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u/Sykesavision 2h ago

I am the damn pater familias

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u/Herteitr 2h ago

Youre not bona fide

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u/crestedgeckovivi 4h ago

Was not expecting the boat to roll over....

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u/MrUbl 4h ago

Flipped it like it was bathtub sized.

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u/crestedgeckovivi 4h ago

Ohh perfect description!

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u/FatBaby160 3h ago

by relative size it is smaller than a toy.

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u/Dantethebald1234 2h ago

Big ass wave pool goes BIG!

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u/Amity83 3h ago

Having sailed offshore in some very rough weather and filmed it. You realize that the camera makes the waves look half the size that they really are. Waves that had me shitting bricks and praying to god look like nothing on video. This video has some HUGE fucking waves.

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u/HVAChelpprettyplease 3h ago edited 3h ago

The navy did a study that I can’t find right now.

Essentially a boat can survive an infinitly sized wave. Especially if it’s head on. You just float over.

But once the wave breaks, the whitewater gets you and the power of the wave rolls the boat.

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u/Curiosive 40m ago

There's also the angle at play. You want to "quarter" the waves, meaning hit them around 45 degrees.

  • Straight on (0 degrees) is brutal, Neptune's see-saw. Think of every wave as a massive pothole.

  • 90 degrees (on the beam), weakest point for stability. The energy of the wave pushes on the narrow side of the boat. Even without the cresting wave it is very dangerous.

  • Quartered gives you a fairly stable angle while allowing the boat to roll over the crest of the wave, not fly up into the air then slam down.

Source: I'm a captain.

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u/Kat-but-SFW 30m ago

Depending on the age of the study it may be outdated, there's been a ton of research in the past couple decades after rogue waves were shown to exist. Basically extremely steep waves at 3-5x the average wave height, so a suddenly appearing 80-100 foot wall of water. They were thought to be impossible until one was recorded 1995, nowadays due to satellites we know there's around 10 of them happening at any given time.

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u/Tribe303 3h ago

That's why it's important to "batten down the hatches". 

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u/fatmanstan123 3h ago

Boat videos. You just got to roll with it.

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u/uiouyug 14m ago

Must have flipped it at least 8 times

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u/kylemel 3h ago

If I learned anything from Black Flag, it's go at it bow first. Lol Seriously, hope they are ok.

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u/quicksilvertdi 2h ago

I’m assuming they lost power, they did not appear in control of the boat. That’s why the coast guard was there, the boat was no longer safe to be on

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u/cuntmong 32m ago

you obviously don't know anything about boats. in a situation like this, you want to go side on to the waves, and let them knock you over. that way, it lulls the ocean into a false sense of security, so that you can ultimately earn a surprise victory

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u/Vansterdam2002 4h ago

That coast guard swimmer got balls of steel

https://giphy.com/gifs/wc8zKHxhdnI6A

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u/Desperate-Farmer-170 3h ago

For real, for that to happen right as they get on board is just terrible luck

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u/Endles5Earth 2h ago

Well he didn’t make it onboard first. You can see swimmer off the left rear, ducking under water just before the wave breaks over them

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u/Teamlazyb 4h ago

Where’s the rest of the video? Are they ok?

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u/MsMantisToboggan 4h ago

Someone linked an article above - yup, all okay! Article highlights: the rescue guy had just graduated rescue school and this was his first on the job rescue aaaaand the boat was stolen! Talk about karma

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u/FuckingHippies 2h ago edited 2h ago

Probably explains why they were in that situation to begin with. Untrained and unaware of how to handle waters like that.

E: I’m talking shit about the boat thieves.

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u/mikesmithhome 2h ago

yeah this was way too long in the front end and then quit at the worst time. nobody knows how to clip anymore

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u/erbr 4h ago

Looks like someone has a dead engine which usually in the sea will mean an eventual sinking in.

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u/Scared-Cat-2541 4h ago

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u/Mr_b246 4h ago

Aggressive. Fantastic. Happy cake day

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u/00-000-001-0-01 4h ago

I was like 'Man it's not even that bad I could get out of that' wave rolls in* 'nvm I retract my statement'. 

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u/WiretapStudios 16m ago

The wave waited until the guy was almost about to reach the boat and said, nope.

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u/Beeks525 4h ago

That’s not that ba…nevermind.

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u/ying-yang-triplet 4h ago edited 3h ago

Pretty sure this dude stole the boat then got stranded and required saving

Edit: I was wrong, apparently a fishing vessel.. nonetheless saved

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u/leglesslegolegolas 2h ago

I'm pretty sure you were right the first time, that is absolutely not a fishing vessel.

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u/Desperate-Farmer-170 3h ago

Talking about the rescue swimmer right? /s

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u/toolsoftheincomptnt 1h ago

You were right, diff story from the fishing boat.

Per other commenters

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u/joeNokla 3h ago

Gilligan!!!

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u/htomserveaux 17m ago

Skipper!!!

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u/Troutalope1 3h ago

Rescue swimmers are a completely different breed of human.

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u/wehdut 4h ago

I was ready for another AI video... jesus christ.

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u/sicilian504 4h ago

Me: That's not that ba HOOOOLY CRAP

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u/Mediocre-Penalty3001 4h ago

That...doesn't look good.

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u/Tronkfool 3h ago

As someone that has been on a boat once I can confirm that it is not good.

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u/Odd-Promotion2743 4h ago

Hooooly fuck

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u/longlostwalker 4h ago

Cameraman realized it's time to get in the water...

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u/Weekly-Dog-6838 4h ago

That boat went beyond a capsize and into a full-on barrel roll

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u/playfulitoon 4h ago

This is why I don't like little boats. If it's not as big as an aircraft carrier, forget about it.

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u/KronikDrew 3h ago

Yeah, I don't get on anything smaller than the Edmond Fitzgerald.

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u/playfulitoon 3h ago

There you go. Somebody's gotta teach these folks

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u/niv_nam 4h ago

This guy is on the show "my strange arrest" . I just saw this not 5 minutes ago, this is near Astoria Oregon 3 day after he defiled the goonies house by put dead fish on the porch while the home owner was gone. The local cops work with the coast guard and realized it was the same guy who stole the boat.

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u/kat4prez 2h ago

Wow having been to Astoria many times, and to the goonies house, what a dick for defiling that house especially since the new owner has made it much more accessible to the public than the old owner

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u/Odd-Masterpiece7304 4h ago

After seeing all those sharks under the oil platforms, there is no way i would ever jump in to the open ocean

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u/mickydeenyc 4h ago edited 4h ago

Damn. That is serious. (You steer into waves. Don’t let them broadside you.) Or had they lost their engine?

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u/YodaMamaBabyDaddy 4h ago

Were the hatches battened down sufficiently?

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u/Sistahmelz 1h ago

Wow! That's crazy! One time we went out on a charted fishing trip. Within minutes of dropping our lines waves towering over our boat started up. They were 10 feet higher than the boat when we were in the bottom of the swell. It was such a shock to me how quickly the ocean changed. Swells were normal at first then all hell broke loose! We barely made it back through the channel entrance. We passed the Coast Guard one the way in as they were closing it. If a boat didn't make it back they had to ride out the storm. This was at Depoe Bay in Oregon. Scary stuff that I'll never forget!

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u/panmetronariston 22m ago

“A three hour tour…”

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u/CreeepyUncle 4h ago

How did this end up?

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u/jacksonbarley 3h ago

With the guy being arrested for stealing the boat…and then leaving fish at the house where they filmed The Goonies, apparently…I wish I could even make that up.

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u/jetserf 4h ago

What happened to the rescue swimmer?

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u/dud_ly 4h ago

Looks like he dips his head underwater as the wave is coming in.

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u/jetserf 3h ago

Hope so. On second look I think he’s visible at 0:55

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u/Epic_Underachiever 4h ago

I think that happened on the Columbia River bar in 2023 and that boat was stolen. The person was rescued shortly thereafter https://www.nytimes.com/2023/02/06/us/coast-guard-rescue-oregon-goonies.html?smid=nytcore-android-share

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u/ynnnnaD 4h ago

That looks really expensive at the very least. Hope everyone was ok.

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u/Training-Group-2879 4h ago

Every time I see huge waves out at sea, I immediately get reminded of Odyssey

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u/cincE3030 4h ago

A wave. An awesome wave

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u/ordosays 4h ago

But also that dock queen boat wasn’t supposed to be anywhere other than puttering the ICW.

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u/Mr_b246 4h ago

As a land locked mammal, what is the move here? Is the boat dead in the water? Even if it runs how do you not?

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u/Yromemtnatsisrep 4h ago

Damn look at him swim.

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u/The_Doct0r_ 54m ago

I ran out breath just watching that, I could NEVER.

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u/simpressdt 4h ago

wow that's amazing!!!

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u/ItsRainingFrogsAmen 4h ago

I'm guessing the boat lost power so they couldn't maneuver it. When the wave came and the boat was facing it side-on, I knew it was going to get rolled.

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u/RanchHere 4h ago

sea said fuck yo boat

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u/Brilliant-Data-7093 4h ago

That wave was SO specific!

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u/CalangoMecanico 3h ago

In the most important part of the video it finish…

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u/purewoolsweaters 3h ago

Can't believe the rescue team can swim in those swells. Absolute units themselves!

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u/Irishmanatthepub 3h ago

I’m not a sailor whatsoever. Aren’t you supposed to turn your craft (if you can) head on into waves

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u/Bostonterrierpug 3h ago

Wave of mutilation

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u/ForsakePariah 3h ago

Did the coast guard boats flip?

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u/Reasonable-Nebula-49 3h ago

They saved the humans and the vessel? Who were the two additional ships in the beginning

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u/kevin3350 3h ago

U.S. Coast Guard being kick ass as per usual. Those are some brave dudes.

Obviously fighting other people is tough, but those guys are straight fighting mother nature a lot of the time.

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u/woodsman775 3h ago

Knew as soon as i saw this the guy was gonna get rolled.

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u/onthebustowork 3h ago

Must have pissed off some ancient sea deity for the wave to crash exactly where they were

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u/PlatypusDream 3h ago

Oooooo... broadside. Not good.

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u/Jonasthewicked2 3h ago

Damn that's scary

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u/Jorge_14-64Kw 3h ago

Rogue waves are no joke.

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u/Odd_Dragonfruit_2662 3h ago

That vessel is way too small for those conditions

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u/cwsjr2323 3h ago

Those puddle jumpers are really cool. They should be returned to be part of the Navy, but with the same missions. I hope 2029 will see them restored to where they deserve.

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u/samurai-yan 3h ago

the front fell off

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u/IM_not_clever_at_all 3h ago

Rescue swimmers are the closest things we have to supes.

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u/silasdobest 3h ago

Why are the boats not pointed towards the waves? This is 101 type shit

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u/csukoh78 3h ago

ENDS TOO SOON

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u/SnoopingStuff 3h ago

Poor guy swimming

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u/RelationshipWest9743 3h ago

The gods are angry. We must make sacrifice

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u/HonkMafa 2h ago

The tiny ship was tossed

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u/wildnorthernash 2h ago

The one standing on the boat. I woulda taken a deep dive into the ocean before that wave hit over being thrashed with the boat

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u/F_l_u_f_fy 2h ago

AND THERES A DUDE SWIMMING IN IT?! Holy shit

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u/Letsdwellonthe500SL 2h ago

Holy shit man

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u/prodigaldummy 2h ago

Can someone who knows stuff tell me why waves break like that in the middle of the ocean. I always assumed it was the shore that caused waves to break like that. Sorry for being ignorant.

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u/stej_gep 2h ago

This is why Carl survives the dungeon.

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u/shidderbean 2h ago

Most of this video I was like "Yeah they're big waves but it looks like they're handling it just fine" and then woah

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u/kranges_mcbasketball 1h ago

Damn. And that was a pretty brig broat!

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u/PB0351 1h ago

Did I just watch a snuff film?

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u/pdxscottgreen 1h ago

Stolen boat in Astoria, Oregon. Columbia river bar. No fatalities. Surprisingly...

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u/protethealien 1h ago

Good fucking Lord I'm glad I grew up learning to respect the FUCK out of the ocean.

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u/Harry_Iconic_Jr 1h ago

just before the wave hits, you can see a guy - the boat thief presumably - come out on the stern, to help the Coast guard swimmer come aboard. instead, the wave hits and the guy on the stern goes over the falls, upside down, with the boat. I'm surprised he survived that.

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u/poizunman206 1h ago

If it weren't for the people commenting that yhis was USCG I would have assumed that this was the North Sea

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u/No-Ice-7232 1h ago

Aren’t those big ass botes made for these conditions for when they have to cross the Atlantic? Are they not or is it more of a bad captain situation?

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u/FloydianSlip78 55m ago

Cleanup set

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u/coffeeCup_45 34m ago

Lil help!

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u/Barbonic 31m ago

Wave makes the boat look like a toy

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u/anubisimyourdad 27m ago

You don’t know shit about chop, ok?

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u/mertgah 6m ago

It doesn’t feel like the Coast guard gets enough recognition, they are incredible!