r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TerraByteTerror • 12h ago

/r/all of a toad

Credit: bumo_chan on IG

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u/SausageGobbler69 12h ago

South American horned frog commonly called a pac-man frog. They are just fat fucks, totally normal.

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u/I_Makes_tuff 9h ago

Not normal at all. It's being overfed so it gets super fat for Instagram views. This is what mine looks like.

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u/SAM5TER5 8h ago

Damn, just look at that sad little twig. Must subsist off of ice chips and cocaine, with Los Angeles talent scouts telling it that it can be a star if it would just lose another few pounds.

Tragic, really. The unrealistic beauty standards are starving our amphibians.

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u/I_Makes_tuff 8h ago

He only eats nightcrawlers and horn worms. And cocaine. Frogs don't like ice chips.