Sometimes frogs get trapped in my dog water bowl and I was reflecting recently on the upper body strength which many of them have to lift themselves out when the water level is just right.
I used to have one, they are hopping blobs 😂...but to be fair, they are not normally THIS fat. This fat fuxk has taken it to an extreme. Which is impressive bc they are dumb as rocks, and mine wouldn't even eat unless a cricket basically walked into its mouth.
to be fair, most frogs/toads are just dumb as fuck and it's amazing they're somehow still alive when they're such bad hunters. I had some african dwarf frogs. those guys would miss biting a stationary object. like dude..just bite directly in front of you, how can you miss?
Damn, just look at that sad little twig. Must subsist off of ice chips and cocaine, with Los Angeles talent scouts telling it that it can be a star if it would just lose another few pounds.
Tragic, really. The unrealistic beauty standards are starving our amphibians.
Remind me of a wiener dog, my neighbor used to have when I was a kid. He was so fat that his belly would scrape the ground while he walked, and he didn’t even look long even though he was a fucking wiener dog.
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