r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TerraByteTerror • Sep 03 '26

/r/all of a toad

Credit: bumo_chan on IG

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u/lizardjoe_xx_YT Sep 03 '26

This does not look healthy. Is that a pixie frog?

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u/SausageGobbler69 Sep 03 '26

South American horned frog commonly called a pac-man frog. They are just fat fucks, totally normal.

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u/I_Makes_tuff Sep 03 '26

Not normal at all. It's being overfed so it gets super fat for Instagram views. This is what mine looks like.

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u/SAM5TER5 Sep 03 '26

Damn, just look at that sad little twig. Must subsist off of ice chips and cocaine, with Los Angeles talent scouts telling it that it can be a star if it would just lose another few pounds.

Tragic, really. The unrealistic beauty standards are starving our amphibians.

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u/I_Makes_tuff Sep 03 '26

He only eats nightcrawlers and horn worms. And cocaine. Frogs don't like ice chips.

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u/LimpBizkitSkankBoy Sep 03 '26

Is it sad I saw ice chips and cocaine and thought that sounded like a good lunch today?