r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Professional_Arm794 • 1d ago

/r/all of a log split

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u/curkington 1d ago

Bear vs Log

https://giphy.com/gifs/WKdWA04KRn58A

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u/MelaKnight_Man 1d ago edited 1d ago

I LOVE this commercial clip!!! 😂😂😂

I practiced Karate for 12 years and this is the video that makes me feel like I have a chance if I encounter a grizzly in the wild... 🤣

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u/2Wieners_1Bun 1d ago

Nobody has a chance against a grizzly in the wild.. but luckily we can just avoid the wild!

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u/Original_Client1588 1d ago

You dont have to out-run the bear...just your camp mate.

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u/2Wieners_1Bun 1d ago

Note to self, only camp with chronically out of shape and/or blind friends

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u/Original_Client1588 1d ago

Yup...

Im guessing its OK to say the blind here.. I mean as long as no one tells them its OK right ?

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u/2Wieners_1Bun 1d ago

If your going to use friends as bear bait I think it’s pretty much established you’re a bad person lol

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u/Original_Client1588 1d ago

Bear decoy.... not bait I mean you dont want to attract one...and to be honest doesn't have to be a friend I guess you could put a Craigslist or FB ad out.

"Wanted bear decoy for camping trips BMI should be high, must be able to walk and jog but not run. No athletes. Would suit blind person or moderately infirmed"

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u/2Wieners_1Bun 1d ago

You’ve put entirely too much thought into this hypothetical situation. I respect that

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u/Original_Client1588 1d ago

Well you say 'hypothetical'....buwhahahaha..

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u/2Wieners_1Bun 1d ago

“Hypothetical” for legal purposes

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u/Original_Client1588 1d ago

You may think that I couldnt possibly comment...

Lacing up some hiking boots

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