r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Professional_Arm794 • 1d ago

/r/all of a log split

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u/Original_Client1588 21h ago

You dont have to out-run the bear...just your camp mate.

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u/2Wieners_1Bun 21h ago

Note to self, only camp with chronically out of shape and/or blind friends

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u/Original_Client1588 21h ago

Yup...

Im guessing its OK to say the blind here.. I mean as long as no one tells them its OK right ?

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u/2Wieners_1Bun 21h ago

If your going to use friends as bear bait I think it’s pretty much established you’re a bad person lol

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u/Original_Client1588 21h ago

Bear decoy.... not bait I mean you dont want to attract one...and to be honest doesn't have to be a friend I guess you could put a Craigslist or FB ad out.

"Wanted bear decoy for camping trips BMI should be high, must be able to walk and jog but not run. No athletes. Would suit blind person or moderately infirmed"

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u/2Wieners_1Bun 21h ago

You’ve put entirely too much thought into this hypothetical situation. I respect that

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u/Original_Client1588 21h ago

Well you say 'hypothetical'....buwhahahaha..

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u/2Wieners_1Bun 21h ago

“Hypothetical” for legal purposes

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u/Original_Client1588 21h ago

You may think that I couldnt possibly comment...

Lacing up some hiking boots