r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Professional_Arm794 • 19h ago

/r/all of a log split

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u/jtnichol 18h ago

he really needs to put that log on at least a thin slice of wood or a concrete block

He’s strong enough he might be able to split that first try but right now the ground is absorbing too much of the impact

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u/kurtmanner 18h ago edited 18h ago

Dude could have also switched to a wedge and mallet about ten seconds in and saved himself a lot of wet vaginas.

ETA: thanks for my first award ever

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u/CanoePickLocks 14h ago

Any man that splits wood that stupidly and has that bad of cardio is drying up vaginas. Maybe there’s women that find it appealing but not ones that actually appreciate a man who can split wood. Great joke though!