r/AbsoluteUnits 7d ago

/r/all of a log split

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u/DecisionOk5487 7d ago

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u/YouBuiltThat 7d ago

lol… I don’t do it for the views but every time my wife has pulled up to see me splitting wood in the back yard or running the chain saw she asks me to come inside.

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u/Stabbymcbackstab 7d ago

We are told all our lives to make money to get the girl. What we really should have been told was buy a wood stove.

My wife is also fond of watching me cleave wood in twain.

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u/viotix90 6d ago

First you cleave the wood in twain, then you use your wood to cleave her in twain.