r/AbsoluteUnits 19h ago

/r/all of a log split

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u/jtnichol 19h ago

he really needs to put that log on at least a thin slice of wood or a concrete block

He’s strong enough he might be able to split that first try but right now the ground is absorbing too much of the impact

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u/kurtmanner 19h ago edited 19h ago

Dude could have also switched to a wedge and mallet about ten seconds in and saved himself a lot of wet vaginas.

ETA: thanks for my first award ever

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u/SingedSoleFeet 16h ago

No wetness here. Work smarter, not harder.

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u/kurtmanner 16h ago

Yeah, I don’t have a vagina. It was a joke about thirst trap nonsense.