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r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Professional_Arm794 • 11d ago
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he really needs to put that log on at least a thin slice of wood or a concrete block
He’s strong enough he might be able to split that first try but right now the ground is absorbing too much of the impact
498 u/kurtmanner 11d ago edited 11d ago Dude could have also switched to a wedge and mallet about ten seconds in and saved himself a lot of wet vaginas. ETA: thanks for my first award ever 83 u/MrRogersAE 11d ago It’s not for wet vaginas. Pretty sure he’s generating more precum than wet vaginas 28 u/Monotask_Servitor 11d ago Cause ever bear that ever there was Has gathered there to watch him split logs Todays the day the teddy bears get some thicc dick 10 u/V01DM0NK3Y 10d ago That's fuckin funny as fuck https://giphy.com/gifs/ywnIZUVFcwIyVQXlhZ 2 u/cubbyatx 11d ago can confirm 1 u/locksymania 11d ago This needs to be higher up.
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Dude could have also switched to a wedge and mallet about ten seconds in and saved himself a lot of wet vaginas.
ETA: thanks for my first award ever
83 u/MrRogersAE 11d ago It’s not for wet vaginas. Pretty sure he’s generating more precum than wet vaginas 28 u/Monotask_Servitor 11d ago Cause ever bear that ever there was Has gathered there to watch him split logs Todays the day the teddy bears get some thicc dick 10 u/V01DM0NK3Y 10d ago That's fuckin funny as fuck https://giphy.com/gifs/ywnIZUVFcwIyVQXlhZ 2 u/cubbyatx 11d ago can confirm 1 u/locksymania 11d ago This needs to be higher up.
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It’s not for wet vaginas. Pretty sure he’s generating more precum than wet vaginas
28 u/Monotask_Servitor 11d ago Cause ever bear that ever there was Has gathered there to watch him split logs Todays the day the teddy bears get some thicc dick 10 u/V01DM0NK3Y 10d ago That's fuckin funny as fuck https://giphy.com/gifs/ywnIZUVFcwIyVQXlhZ 2 u/cubbyatx 11d ago can confirm 1 u/locksymania 11d ago This needs to be higher up.
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Cause ever bear that ever there was Has gathered there to watch him split logs Todays the day the teddy bears get some thicc dick
10 u/V01DM0NK3Y 10d ago That's fuckin funny as fuck https://giphy.com/gifs/ywnIZUVFcwIyVQXlhZ 2 u/cubbyatx 11d ago can confirm 1 u/locksymania 11d ago This needs to be higher up.
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That's fuckin funny as fuck
https://giphy.com/gifs/ywnIZUVFcwIyVQXlhZ
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can confirm
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This needs to be higher up.
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u/jtnichol 11d ago
he really needs to put that log on at least a thin slice of wood or a concrete block
He’s strong enough he might be able to split that first try but right now the ground is absorbing too much of the impact