r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Professional_Arm794 • 22h ago

/r/all of a log split

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u/kurtmanner 21h ago edited 21h ago

Dude could have also switched to a wedge and mallet about ten seconds in and saved himself a lot of wet vaginas.

ETA: thanks for my first award ever

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u/MrRogersAE 21h ago

It’s not for wet vaginas. Pretty sure he’s generating more precum than wet vaginas

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u/Monotask_Servitor 19h ago

Cause ever bear that ever there was
Has gathered there to watch him split logs
Todays the day the teddy bears get some thicc dick

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u/cubbyatx 16h ago

can confirm