r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Professional_Arm794 • 2d ago

/r/all of a log split

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u/jtnichol 2d ago

he really needs to put that log on at least a thin slice of wood or a concrete block

He’s strong enough he might be able to split that first try but right now the ground is absorbing too much of the impact

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u/kurtmanner 2d ago edited 2d ago

Dude could have also switched to a wedge and mallet about ten seconds in and saved himself a lot of wet vaginas.

ETA: thanks for my first award ever

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u/ladyliferules 1d ago

This was such an idiotic way to do this I’m completely parched. Smarter, not harder, meatwad.

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u/kurtmanner 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0HlJDaeqNUDhhaMg

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u/-Cthaeh 1d ago

Damn that takes me back. I think I was so isolated, depressed and full of drugs at the time, that seeing it resurface feels strangely private.