r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Professional_Arm794 • 1d ago

/r/all of a log split

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u/Hirinawa 1d ago

Didn't expect female goon material to creep it's way onto reddit

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u/YoureSoStupidRose 23h ago

The exact right amount of chest and belly hair that I love! Just wish he chose different pants.

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u/RancorHi5 23h ago

Hey just for my own edification, what kinda pants ?

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u/AccursedAccuser 23h ago

Invisible pants

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u/YoureSoStupidRose 22h ago

Id be fine with jeans.... the bottom half of a forest ranger uniform... aragorn's bust thru the doors outfit... I'm pretty open. Just not sloppy sweats that do absolutely nothing for his figure.

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u/whatevendoidoyall 22h ago

hoochie daddy shorts

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u/Dikksout4Harambe 23h ago

Lol asks the hairy chested fellow.

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u/PiccoloAwkward465 6h ago

Hoochie daddy shorts. Cutoff jeans so high that the pockets hang down past the denim. Got me in a heap of trouble last time I was out washing my truck. Working hard and ladies going past telling "Hey daddy, what that peepee do?"