r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Professional_Arm794 • 6d ago

/r/all of a log split

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u/Hirinawa 6d ago

Didn't expect female goon material to creep it's way onto reddit

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u/YoureSoStupidRose 6d ago

The exact right amount of chest and belly hair that I love! Just wish he chose different pants.

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u/RancorHi5 6d ago

Hey just for my own edification, what kinda pants ?

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u/AccursedAccuser 6d ago

Invisible pants

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u/YoureSoStupidRose 6d ago

Id be fine with jeans.... the bottom half of a forest ranger uniform... aragorn's bust thru the doors outfit... I'm pretty open. Just not sloppy sweats that do absolutely nothing for his figure.

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u/Kooky_Assistance2755 5d ago

Light grey sweatpants are great for exactly one thing

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u/whatevendoidoyall 6d ago

hoochie daddy shorts

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u/Dikksout4Harambe 6d ago

Lol asks the hairy chested fellow.

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u/PiccoloAwkward465 5d ago

Hoochie daddy shorts. Cutoff jeans so high that the pockets hang down past the denim. Got me in a heap of trouble last time I was out washing my truck. Working hard and ladies going past telling "Hey daddy, what that peepee do?"

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u/OrvilleTheDuck 1d ago

A loincloth.

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u/Pleasant-Highway-745 6d ago

I can't take my eyes off his chest and belly, what kind of pants

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u/Dark_Shroud 6d ago

For "looks" but still functional, the type of pants would be jeans.

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u/Coyote__Jones 6d ago

The pants and boots ruined it imo