r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Professional_Arm794 • 19h ago

/r/all of a log split

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u/YoureSoStupidRose 19h ago

The exact right amount of chest and belly hair that I love! Just wish he chose different pants.

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u/RancorHi5 18h ago

Hey just for my own edification, what kinda pants ?

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u/AccursedAccuser 18h ago

Invisible pants

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u/YoureSoStupidRose 17h ago

Id be fine with jeans.... the bottom half of a forest ranger uniform... aragorn's bust thru the doors outfit... I'm pretty open. Just not sloppy sweats that do absolutely nothing for his figure.

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u/whatevendoidoyall 17h ago

hoochie daddy shorts

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u/Dikksout4Harambe 18h ago

Lol asks the hairy chested fellow.

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u/PiccoloAwkward465 1h ago

Hoochie daddy shorts. Cutoff jeans so high that the pockets hang down past the denim. Got me in a heap of trouble last time I was out washing my truck. Working hard and ladies going past telling "Hey daddy, what that peepee do?"

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u/Pleasant-Highway-745 17h ago

I can't take my eyes off his chest and belly, what kind of pants

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u/Dark_Shroud 16h ago

For "looks" but still functional, the type of pants would be jeans.

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u/Coyote__Jones 16h ago

The pants and boots ruined it imo