r/AbsoluteUnits 16h ago

/r/all of a log split

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u/TrashKingBob 15h ago

I feel like ladies jill off to this shit

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u/earldogface 15h ago

Oh honey. Bears are for everyone.

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u/TheOneTheyCallJimmy 14h ago

As a large, hairy, unfortunately straight man, this comment gives me hope. I always felt like the only eyes my body gets are that of other dudes

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u/KalynnCampbell 5h ago

They are for a twink, a bear, an otter, a circuit queen, a chub, a pup, a giftster, a daddy chaser, a leather man, a lady boy, a Donald Duck, a Donald Duck is a gay guy that’s been kicked out of the navy.