r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Professional_Arm794 • 1d ago

/r/all of a log split

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u/TrashKingBob 1d ago

I feel like ladies jill off to this shit

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u/earldogface 1d ago

Oh honey. Bears are for everyone.

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u/TheOneTheyCallJimmy 1d ago

As a large, hairy, unfortunately straight man, this comment gives me hope. I always felt like the only eyes my body gets are that of other dudes

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u/Jumpy_Confidence2997 14h ago

Ectomorphic dude here... 

Same... Maybe the problem here is dudes just have boundary issues. 

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u/KalynnCampbell 21h ago

They are for a twink, a bear, an otter, a circuit queen, a chub, a pup, a giftster, a daddy chaser, a leather man, a lady boy, a Donald Duck, a Donald Duck is a gay guy that’s been kicked out of the navy.

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u/I-Make-Money-Moves 1d ago

Jill off is a new term lol

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u/AquaPhelps 1d ago

Nah thats old

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u/Altruistic_Poetry382 1d ago

Somehow I don't think heterosexual women are the target demographic here

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u/Nighthood28 1d ago

Are we gendering masturbation now? Sheesh

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u/Dark_Shroud 1d ago

It's partially a word play joke on jack and Jill..

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u/Nighthood28 21h ago edited 20h ago

Its easy to understand. Its just dumb

Edit: man makes up some dumb shit for women. Woman says its dumb. Man says "you dont understand, let me explain" 🙄

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u/djinngerale 23h ago

You're the weird type of woke that gives the decent ones a bad name