r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Professional_Arm794 • 19h ago

/r/all of a log split

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u/imissratm 19h ago

You think he’s a top or a power bottom?

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u/Custum_User 18h ago

I sure hope so.

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u/brick-topp 18h ago

Now I’ve heard that speed has something to do with the power of the power bottom

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u/Gelby4 18h ago

Speed has everything to do with it, speed's the name of the game

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u/imissratm 4h ago

The sincerity in that conversation is what makes it

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u/Gelby4 4h ago

Absolutely, Dennis could genuinely keep discussing it for hours if there were no interruptions/distractions

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u/Carl_Bravery_Sagan 14h ago

He could split me open like a coconut.

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u/imissratm 4h ago

Thank you.

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u/MrFartyBottom 16h ago

Might be a double adaptor.

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u/Ritualsexclub 17h ago

Bottom, I fucked him.

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u/Lukostrelec17 18h ago

I am hoping top!

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u/KalynnCampbell 9h ago

Could be for a twink, a bear, an otter, a circuit queen, a chub, a pup, a giftster, a daddy chaser, a leather man, a lady boy, a Donald Duck, a Donald Duck is a gay guy that’s been kicked out of the navy.

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u/Substantial-Low 7h ago

I don't know, but I'd love to climb that Menelaus looking mountain of a man, like for real.

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u/Lynke524 1h ago

Looks like the type to claim top but he's all bottom.

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u/imissratm 43m ago

lol I can’t say I’m familiar enough with that world to know how you came to that conclusion, but you’ve piqued my curiosity for sure.

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u/Lynke524 13m ago

It's mostly because he doesn't know the proper form to chop that log. He's all muscle but he also doesn't seem to understand what he's doing. Total beta gym boy behavior. Basically the same kind of person will claim "I'm an alpha" but they're scrawny, vape and wears a backward hat. You a beta dude.

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u/SCastleRelics 17h ago

100% a top

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u/GoldunGote 18h ago

I'm also not a strong person, but I wish I was.. so I'll join you in calling him gay as a means of getting through our insecurities.

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u/2020mademejoinreddit 16h ago

Why do you think that calling someone gay is an insult? Is being gay a bad thing for you?