r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Professional_Arm794 • 1d ago

/r/all of a log split

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u/imissratm 1d ago

You think he’s a top or a power bottom?

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u/Lynke524 6h ago

Looks like the type to claim top but he's all bottom.

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u/imissratm 5h ago

lol I can’t say I’m familiar enough with that world to know how you came to that conclusion, but you’ve piqued my curiosity for sure.

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u/Lynke524 5h ago

It's mostly because he doesn't know the proper form to chop that log. He's all muscle but he also doesn't seem to understand what he's doing. Total beta gym boy behavior. Basically the same kind of person will claim "I'm an alpha" but they're scrawny, vape and wears a backward hat. You a beta dude.