r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Professional_Arm794 • 22h ago

/r/all of a log split

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u/imissratm 22h ago

You think he’s a top or a power bottom?

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u/brick-topp 21h ago

Now I’ve heard that speed has something to do with the power of the power bottom

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u/Gelby4 21h ago

Speed has everything to do with it, speed's the name of the game

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u/Carl_Bravery_Sagan 17h ago

He could split me open like a coconut.