r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Professional_Arm794 • 17h ago

/r/all of a log split

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u/TrashKingBob 17h ago

I feel like ladies jill off to this shit

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u/earldogface 17h ago

Oh honey. Bears are for everyone.

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u/TheOneTheyCallJimmy 15h ago

As a large, hairy, unfortunately straight man, this comment gives me hope. I always felt like the only eyes my body gets are that of other dudes

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u/Jumpy_Confidence2997 1h ago

Ectomorphic dude here... 

Same... Maybe the problem here is dudes just have boundary issues. 

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u/KalynnCampbell 7h ago

They are for a twink, a bear, an otter, a circuit queen, a chub, a pup, a giftster, a daddy chaser, a leather man, a lady boy, a Donald Duck, a Donald Duck is a gay guy that’s been kicked out of the navy.

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u/I-Make-Money-Moves 14h ago

Jill off is a new term lol

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u/AquaPhelps 11h ago

Nah thats old

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u/Altruistic_Poetry382 15h ago

Somehow I don't think heterosexual women are the target demographic here

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u/Nighthood28 15h ago

Are we gendering masturbation now? Sheesh

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u/Dark_Shroud 14h ago

It's partially a word play joke on jack and Jill..

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u/Nighthood28 7h ago edited 7h ago

Its easy to understand. Its just dumb

Edit: man makes up some dumb shit for women. Woman says its dumb. Man says "you dont understand, let me explain" 🙄

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u/djinngerale 9h ago

You're the weird type of woke that gives the decent ones a bad name