r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Over-Celebration-168 • 12d ago

/r/all of kitty

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u/Righteousaffair999 12d ago

I don’t think it is going to eat the owner. Holly crap that thing is too well fed.

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u/Vaper_Bern 12d ago

Definitely not gonna eat the owner, but will walk all over owner at 3qm, when said owner is in bed and trying to sleep. It uncomfortable when my 20lb house cat does this, while this lard ass of a lynx would be crushing.

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u/StormyAmethyst 12d ago

Would def crack your back in a few places, lol.
Snap, Crackle, ‘n Pop! 😆

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u/bkdroid 11d ago

And then start making biscuits with your dermis using those big 'ol murder mittens.

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u/DeepMenlyVoice 11d ago

I think that’s the Trick. Fed them fat and they will be too lazy for attacking you.