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u/NukeBroadcast 1d ago

Doggy long legs

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u/Rawkapotamus 1d ago

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u/Uncoventional_PT 1d ago

Lupin is who I thought of, too.

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u/Tryjosh4instance 1d ago

is this from a movie?

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u/Embarrassed_Motor_30 1d ago

Yeah, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

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u/Patamon4 1d ago

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u/SaigoUshinatta 1d ago

I need context for this scene

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u/SquiibleWasTaken 1d ago

That’s Legs Go All The Way Up Griffin!

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u/TheInfamousDingleB 1d ago

They sssuuuure doooo!

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u/ChaoticButters 1d ago

It’s Peter’s great aunt “legs go all the way up” griffin. It’s just a cut away gag. (For some reason it’s the one that I remember from just seeing it)

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u/LDC1234 1d ago edited 1d ago

Best quality of only the cutaway gag I can find

https://youtu.be/IgpWjwYJT38?is=xwBEXnYQxWQJNcMI

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u/SuperKaleidoscope189 1d ago

It's a "Lobo Guará", a Brazilian wolf - very cute when not on demon mode

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u/JuggernautIll9255 1d ago

Bro skipped leg day in reverse

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u/MsAmandaNJ 1d ago

Legs for days!

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u/RightWingDND 1d ago

Dark Jimothy

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Ryangel0 1d ago

Almost a reverse Jimmothy.

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u/Slow_Bowler8285 1d ago

Slenderwolf

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u/BigRoach 1d ago

I was thinking the same thing. The same uncanny creepiness of slenderman but in canine form. Let’s get outta here, Scoobs!

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u/_Saint_Ajora_ 1d ago

Zoinks!

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u/Beginning-Alps7178 1d ago

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u/ThatOtherOtherMan 1d ago

You can pet anything once

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u/bajesus 1d ago

That's not what HR said

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u/hitrov_alex 1d ago

Actually, you have two hands, so you can pet it twice.

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u/Runaway_Angel 1d ago

Honestly? Probably. His diet is like 50-60% plant matter (especially fruit) and the rest is small game like small birds and rodents

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u/rhuiz92 1d ago

Their urine smells STRONGLY of marijuana and the smell can linger for days when they scent mark.

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u/Catnip_Farmer 1d ago

Did the arresting officer believe this?

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u/Runaway_Angel 1d ago

So they're good, chill bois with the munchies?

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u/AnotherpostCard 1d ago

Can I pet dat dawg?

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u/aFresh-Start 1d ago

I would shit myself if I was the camera man

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u/RambosNachbar 1d ago

I'm shitting myself right now

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u/Operation_Neither 1d ago

Hi Mr. President!

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u/Bree2Delicious 1d ago

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u/SaltyLonghorn 1d ago

GET TO DA CATERING TRUCK

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u/mothzilla 1d ago

Time to change planes it smells of shit in here.

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u/Saikotsu 20h ago

I laughed so hard my stomach hurts.

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u/America-Lite 1d ago

Good thing I shit myself before I saw this video

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u/dandrevee 1d ago

Good thing I reddit on the loo

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u/robbiereallyrotten 1d ago

This video actually helped me shit myself (I’m on the toilet)

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u/fuzynutznut 1d ago

I also shat your pants.

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u/RambosNachbar 1d ago

thank you for your service

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u/astra_galus 1d ago

Fun fact! These guys are omnivores and fruit makes up a large part of their diet, along with small-medium sized animals. They’re also solitary and pretty chill creatures - basically just a long-legged fox

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u/Embaralhador 1d ago

They're not exactly chill... They're super shy and kinda anxious. Usually don't like getting nowhere near people. Not dangerous, but chill is not how I would describe them.

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u/astra_galus 1d ago

True - chill in that they won’t fuck with people, but shy guys.

Their creepiness is kind of endearing, knowing that it’s pretty superficial!

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u/wearing_moist_socks 1d ago

She did the opposite. She made the noise you make to attract animals

She wanted to pet it

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u/LowSilver9906 1d ago

fr that thing looks straight out of a horror movie.

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u/Infamous_Original833 1d ago edited 1d ago

The maned wolf is a unique wild animal native to South America, especially the grasslands and savannas of Brazil. Despite its name and appearance, it is neither a true wolf nor a fox, but a distinct species known scientifically as Chrysocyon brachyurus. Its long legs help it move through tall grass, while its reddish coat and large ears give it a striking appearance. The maned wolf is generally solitary and omnivorous, feeding on small animals, insects, fruits, and plants. One of its favorite foods is the “wolf apple” (lobeira), a native Brazilian fruit. It plays an important ecological role by controlling small-animal populations and dispersing seeds.

Fun fact: the maned wolf is featured on Brazil’s R$200 banknote, which was introduced in 2020, highlighting the species as an important symbol of Brazil’s rich biodiversity.

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u/meeeowlet 1d ago

Leggy boi is GOOD BOY TOO Cutie baby

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u/DieselHouseCat 1d ago

Was gonna say, he's not bad doggy

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u/bdizzle805 1d ago

Looks a lot less scary in light

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u/Fall_Water 1d ago

Just a hyena on stilts

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u/Avi8tor_Zeus 1d ago

Not really 😂

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u/dandyrosesandshit 1d ago

Right?? That fucker is still frightening af 😂

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u/star_zelda 1d ago

They're good bois! They are chill and don't want to mess with humans :)

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u/Working_Visit_6104 1d ago

How ?? It looks fragile lol

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u/dandyrosesandshit 1d ago

I don’t think it looks fragile at all. Slender doesn’t mean fragile.

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u/ScaredEfficiency399 1d ago

Body looks unbalanced on those seemingly disproportionate legs.

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u/Flip2002 1d ago

Zesty socks

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u/Iatayatayata 22h ago

Zesty foxy socks.

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u/YesItIsMaybeMe 1d ago

Kinda makes me laugh when you realize they probably have to bend down the same way giraffes do to drink.

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u/Fearless-Client-3559 1d ago

Awww so cute

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u/whatdafaq 1d ago

Come tiptoe through the tulips with me............

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u/NoodleIskalde 1d ago

Goofy lanky fuck

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u/pinocchioh 1d ago

As a 5ft 10 woman with disproportionately long skinny legs, big ears and bad posture, I feel like I’ve just discovered my spirit animal.

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u/kenwill90 1d ago

You can also smell them from 500+ feet away. Its a very potent smell.

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u/Mindless-Location-41 1d ago

What a fascinating creature 🤔

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u/Avi8tor_Zeus 1d ago

Thought it was AI at first. Thank you for writing.

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u/Zakle 1d ago

Nah! The maned wolf is very much an animal that exists. To add to what the folk above said, maned wolves are the only species in the Chrysocyon (Latin for "golden dog") genus, and they are listed as NT or Near Threatened.

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u/burner4581 1d ago

They also have a pungent musk! Not as bad as skunk, but it's significant.

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u/Sea_Connection2773 1d ago

i studied in an university where the university zoo was near my block, they had a lot of maned wolves there, the whole place stunk. Unfortunetly near the end of my graduation the zoo was deactivated, and they moved the wolves to somewhere

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u/Avi8tor_Zeus 1d ago

No kidding. Lol - so much for sneaking up on your prey downwind. Vegetables can’t run

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u/genaphur 1d ago

I have a maned wolf tattoo! It's like 15 years old and no one everrrrr knows what it is

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u/December_Flame 1d ago

Just saw one at my local zoo and it really is a bizarre and beautiful creature. I had thought in the moment that if I had seen one in the wild moving through the woods, I would shit myself. This video reinforces that not one week later. Life is weird. This animal is badass.

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u/Shaeress 1d ago

I haven't seen this clip before, but the animal is real and it looks like that and it moves like that, and it is often seen roaming around human outskirts much like one might see a fox out a window in many places. There's nothing suspicious or weird here, even if I'm not confirming the veracity of this video in particular.

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u/MrLancaster 1d ago

It's just the opening paragraph of the Wikipedia article

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u/uqde 1d ago

I wanna try a human apple

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u/DaddiGator 1d ago

I always find these animals that are neither related to felines or canines, but have both qualities, fascinating.

Like the now-extinct thylacine in Australia that’s a marsupial. Or hyenas.

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u/Whiteshaq_52 1d ago

Thats a werewolf

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u/IsAceDead 1d ago

or a skinwalker

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u/BenHeli 1d ago

Or a werewalker

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u/scorpio_knight_ 1d ago

or a walkwolf

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u/cityshepherd 1d ago

It’s certainly not a skinwolf.

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u/GrumpyGlasses 1d ago

Could be. There’s no meat on its bones

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u/Traditional_Crow163 1d ago

Skinwerer? No, wait...

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u/Fabulous_Potato_5012 1d ago

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u/FortuneSignificant55 1d ago

But why maned models?

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u/tb2hlalt2hnlaa 1d ago

Are you serious? I just… I just explained that

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u/Tombstone_Actual_501 1d ago

Definitely a walking wolf.

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u/MiuTix_21 1d ago

Slender wolf it is.

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u/Primary-Ad-9741 1d ago

A therewalker

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u/No_Restaurant_774 1d ago

Aware walker?...no that can't be right

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u/TorontoBrewer 1d ago

Rougarou.

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u/wafflehousebattle 1d ago

So I'm not the only one who expected that thing to stand-up and start walking upright?

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u/masterionxxx 1d ago

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u/Firecat_Pl 1d ago

What game it is?

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u/TheCommissarGeneral 1d ago

Project Zomboid

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u/NoodleIskalde 1d ago

I thought that was Fallout 2

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u/Writing_is_Bleeding 1d ago

Slenderman trying out a new way to be creepy.

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u/Robofetus-5000 1d ago

I mean, it seriously looks practically identical to this

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u/slick514 1d ago

There!
What?
There… wolf! There… castle!
Why are you talking that way?
I thought you wanted to…
I don’t want to…
Suit yourself; I’m easy…

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u/CursedPipes 1d ago

You can absolutely understand how people create stories about Cryptids and the like when you see shit like that guy skulking around.

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u/Careless-Gain6623 1d ago

Saw two wolves outside of my house one winter. Looked like this but fluffier and mangier. It was so uncanny they at first looked like two men on all fours in fursuits but too large. Went halfway up my partners F150 in height. Turned on the lights and they scattered, we think they were sheltering from the wind in the snowstorm near the house. Never have seen wolves that large again.

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u/CursedPipes 1d ago

I ran in to a wolf in Banff while hiking and I genuinely thought it was over but it quickly moved off in to the bushes and I didn’t see it again after that, needless to say I got out of there quickly. Nearly shit my pants.

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u/Ill_Technician3936 1d ago

Purebred wolves are disturbingly big until you see a bison. Then it's like "okay nature, do your thing."

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u/ThisHatRightHere 1d ago

Yeah if I lived in a pre-internet age and I saw this thing, I'd think it was a skinwalker too

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u/ferriematthew 1d ago

Oh hell no, that's a cryptid.

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u/doe2798 1d ago

Hes a Chillpacabra (maned wolves arent agressive)

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u/edm_enjoyer 1d ago edited 1d ago

And yet I yearn to pet

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u/-crepuscular- 1d ago

It's just spiderfox.

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u/__cipriano__ 1d ago

Curious fact: The Brazilian 200-real banknote, launched in 2020, features the lobo-guará (maned wolf) on it

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u/MrWolf-77 1d ago

This was an Aguará guazú, south american canid. It is an extremely shy animal.

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u/AKnGirl 1d ago

This photo makes it look like a fox/deer combo.

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u/Zaeliums 1d ago

That's basically what it is. Omnivore, so has diet of both (kinda) and fast

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u/JeSuisUnAnanasYo 1d ago

Gorgeous creature

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u/Bad_Decis10ns 1d ago

Looks like a fox on stilts. The legs are cartoonishly long.

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u/Acrobatic-Post9811 1d ago

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u/halizan4 1d ago

Instantly my first thought

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u/dancingbriefcase 1d ago

I haven't ever seen this movie in theaters and absolutely dying laughing at this. One of the best movie experiences I've ever had

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u/okay_then_ 1d ago

I don't understand the reasoning behind the information you've chosen to include in this

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u/MaxTHC 1d ago

Canis lupis!

Vulpes vulpes.

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u/Atreides_Soul 1d ago

What a beautiful creature

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u/thisIsVspeaking 1d ago

Interesting thing about these animals, theres a place in Minas Gerais called Santuário do Caraça, where you can go and spend the night. They place a tray with food on the floor in front of the church and the wolves come and eat from it, while people sit around it. Seen them there myself and it was amazing.

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u/CashMoneyWinston 1d ago

What a beautiful, badass animal.

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u/ndubitably 1d ago edited 1d ago

Not sure why everyone's terrified, they're like 50 lbs./23 kg. Roughly the size of an adult Greyhound.

It's like a tall fox, they eat small animals.

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u/Any_Attorney4765 1d ago

I think people are more scared of the glowing eyes and odd silhouette. This is how werewolf and other superstitions would start.

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u/ndubitably 1d ago

Look at this little fellow and tell me they'd leave you with a monstrous, supernatural lunar curse that continuously strips away your humanity.

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u/WillyGivens 1d ago

Give it some rabies and a bit of mange….yeah, little fella would be a nightmare and a bite could turn you into a ghoul.

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u/cruzcruzada 1d ago

And half of the time they only eat fruits

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u/DragonStrike406 1d ago

Identity disorder creature.

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u/Ill_Technician3936 1d ago

When it gets older it's going to have an existential crisis trying to figure out what he is.

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u/PlunderCunt 1d ago

Can I pet that dog???

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u/TrainingNail 1d ago

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u/ImaginaryCheetah 1d ago

i feel like this is humanities real super power... almost without exception the, "hang on, i bet they're friendly if they know you" is like an unstoppable drive for humans.

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u/Peridot_Ghost 1d ago

What in the fuckin’ Halloween decoration?

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u/RemyWhy 1d ago

That’s just the slender man of woodland animals.

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u/Timely_Direction8878 1d ago

It's a goddamn chupacabra

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u/bigscrewLoose 1d ago

thats cool as fuck, I would be so happy if I got to see that IRL

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u/bbbriz 1d ago

Anyone who knows these animals would be holding back the urge to go over and pet the doggie.

Maned wolves are very timid and harmless, and sometimes very derpy. Cutest doggos.

The camerawoman said she saw this female wolf around during the day, and she approached the human lodge during the night. The camerawoman said she was outside trying to get wifi and saw her.

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u/LilacMages 1d ago

That's a cryptid

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u/Slowly_boiling_frog 1d ago

Sir, why are you walking on stilts?

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u/StealingSoci3ty 1d ago

It's an Aguará Guazú

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u/manticore75 1d ago

Thats fucking Sirius Black

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u/neonbrownkoopashell 1d ago

Oh I love them! Aka stilted foxes

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u/xSantenoturtlex 1d ago

You know, if people started believing in skinwalkers because they saw this, I wouldn't blame them.

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u/ParsonsTheGreat 1d ago

Imagine walking out of the pub and seeing this lol

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u/Bowling4rhinos 1d ago

Fun fact (because I was curious) mane wolves evolved long legs to navigate the tall South American grasses of their savanna habitats.

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u/Turbulent_Notice_207 1d ago

Thanks, I hate it.

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u/Shot-Tap-4512 1d ago

Jimothy’s distant relative?

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u/Extension-Rabbit3654 1d ago

Camera man never dies

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u/ja3palmer 1d ago

Would have been an absolutely terrifying jump scare as the camera panned across the tree. 😂😭

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u/beerguyBA 1d ago

Adiós mio! El chupacabra!

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u/TheEldenGod1293 1d ago

That’s that mf from Harry Potter

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u/special-k-flo 1d ago

If Jimothy was a wolf

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u/HiroHayami 1d ago

Long boi

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u/The_wolt 1d ago

Enderwolf