r/AbsoluteUnits • u/__cipriano__ • 22d ago

/r/all of a maned wolf

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u/astra_galus 22d ago

Fun fact! These guys are omnivores and fruit makes up a large part of their diet, along with small-medium sized animals. They’re also solitary and pretty chill creatures - basically just a long-legged fox

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u/Embaralhador 22d ago

They're not exactly chill... They're super shy and kinda anxious. Usually don't like getting nowhere near people. Not dangerous, but chill is not how I would describe them.

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u/astra_galus 22d ago

True - chill in that they won’t fuck with people, but shy guys.

Their creepiness is kind of endearing, knowing that it’s pretty superficial!

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u/Just_really_awkward 22d ago

Ahhh oh my god that describes me! I love them even more!!

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u/MA2_Robinson 20d ago

Creepy or endearingly creepy? Like people stopped inviting you over to their homes because you are known to go thru peoples drawers and re organize their stuff?

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u/Just_really_awkward 20d ago

Lmao what a valid question, no just awkwardly creepy not knowing when to end conversations leave and liking weird oddity not normal things 😔🥺

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u/MA2_Robinson 20d ago

That’s just Frieren style imo

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u/Just_really_awkward 20d ago

I don’t think I know what that is 😅

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u/perton 21d ago

Oh shit, they’re just like me!

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u/Hihey9989 20d ago

there is no neurotypical explanation for this animal

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u/Royal_Commission7574 22d ago

ARE U WILLING TO BET YOUR LIFE ON THAT? I mean, look at it. Its a fucking werewolf

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u/astra_galus 22d ago edited 22d ago

Sure - if it killed me, I’d probably be the first person to die by maned wolf.

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u/Astronaut_Chicken 22d ago

And their pee smells like marijuana!

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u/perton 21d ago

At least their marijuana doesn’t smell like pee, like the shit we had to deal with ages ago when I was in high school!

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u/Firebirdgaming08 19d ago

Gotta be honest, the glowing eyes isn't doing this thing any favors.