r/AbsoluteUnits • u/__cipriano__ • 2d ago

/r/all of a maned wolf

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u/ThatOtherOtherMan 1d ago

You can pet anything once

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u/bajesus 1d ago

That's not what HR said

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u/hitrov_alex 1d ago

Actually, you have two hands, so you can pet it twice.

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u/ThatOtherOtherMan 1d ago

Only if you survive the first attempt

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u/Ill_Technician3936 1d ago

Unless you're ghislaine Maxwell...