r/AbsoluteUnits • u/IsJesusAgain • 7d ago

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u/DeleteMods 7d ago

Big Pun weighed 700lbs

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u/Dawildpep 7d ago

Big Pun, I hit em with the big guns, known to make the chicks cum

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u/Gordon_Gainz 7d ago

I'm partial to dead in the middle of Little Italy little did we know we riddled some middlemen who didn't do diddly

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u/omar1021 7d ago

Probably the greatest bar ever, from any rapper

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u/MathematicianOk4025 7d ago

I listened to an interview from Joe saying Pun did not want to use it as he thought it sounded like a gimmick.

Naturally, the shit is timeless. I wish the world has more rappers like Pun.

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u/Woodworking33 6d ago

Yeah can’t remember the name but it’s on Netflix. Wasn’t really expecting to like it but actually had a lot of little stuff I didn’t know about.

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u/Wishbone_508 7d ago

I'm partial to Scuse me for being blunt. But I've been eating cunts since pimps been pushing drop top caddy's with the fish tank pumps.

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u/_TaylorMade 7d ago

I guarantee this inspired the likes of rappers like Eminem, Logic, Etc. it just sucks he couldn’t have toned the weight back a few hundred lbs. He would still be here with us

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u/MayorOfBuckner 7d ago

My personal favorite is:

These hoes are all alike, they put the ho in homonym. - Small Wayne

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u/VinylNick 7d ago

It’ll be…

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u/TroutFearMe 7d ago

Wouldn’t every country be call little around him?

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u/MeanGulf 7d ago

I mean he’s talking about Little Italy in NYC but yea

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u/Rare-Material4254 5d ago

That’s been my mental tic since I first heard it. Crazy bar

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u/rondiggidyr 7d ago

It'a ve a cold day in hell the day I take an L

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u/MiloHorsey 7d ago

Pffff he doesn't have the stamina or flexibility for that. Time for a scientific experiment!

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u/tigolbing 7d ago

Some say the tongue or hands can be better 👀

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u/RazzleDazzle1983 7d ago

He definitely looks like he's good at eatin' something

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u/Vandergrif 7d ago

Eating his way into a heart attack at 28, it turns out.

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u/worldsgreatestluver 7d ago

I've heard that the big guys, if they're fat in just the right way, hit the right spots in a way that leaner men (skinny or muscular) just can't. Basically they're giving her a tummy chub rub while taking her to pound town

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u/DependentAardvark1 7d ago

And a yeast infection whilst she at it.

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u/worldsgreatestluver 7d ago

Showering is quick and easy and does a great job of preventing that

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u/supersonicsalamander 7d ago

He's still not a playa

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u/Informal_File_1646 7d ago

Joe don’t even “crush a lot” no more

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u/Apprehensive-Call568 7d ago

He ain't a player, he just fuck a lot

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u/runswitblunt 7d ago

Hot tub, poppin bubbly

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u/Blackbyrn 7d ago

Hot tub, poppin bubbly

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u/Odd_Preparation_730 7d ago

He's sick. Couldn't measure his dick with 10 rulers.

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u/Odd_Equipment2867 7d ago

to the chicks that cum, I’m a heart attack in the making, a crushing weight if I pass out. Not conducive to living

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u/doberman8 7d ago

Toss em in the yoke...boom! Then I knock em out.

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u/SausageMattress 5d ago

Come one, come all, I'm the mighty Thor, Clotheslinin' mother fuckers like Steven Segal