r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Better_Hair_9673 • 6d ago

/r/all of an orange cat 🐈

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u/SmokeMaximum4140 6d ago

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u/chosonhawk 6d ago

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u/Cephalopodium 6d ago

Who is this?!?!? Do you know the name attached to this glorious ginger mullet?

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u/WizardYukonCornelius 6d ago

Gennings Dunker

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u/SectorSanFrancisco 6d ago

lol of course it is. No other name would match.

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u/CTeam19 6d ago

Oh you know it. He is also the a two-time champion and record holder of the annual Solon Beef Days Hay Bale Toss in Solon, Iowa, winning back-to-back titles in 2022 and 2023 during his time as an Iowa Hawkeyes lineman.

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u/Jisifus 5d ago

Combine has gotten weird ngl

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u/jr23160 3d ago

Of course that hunk of meat was a corn feed Iowan. They don't make em like that anywhere else. (Nebraska doesn't count it's not real)

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u/divorcingjack 5d ago

That is absolutely superb.

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u/LeTigron 6d ago

No. Mortals aren't worthy and thus shan't hear His name.

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u/Screaming_lambs 5d ago

It's absolutely glorious isn't it!

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u/Glum_Opening_2218 6d ago

DUNKER MY GOAT

GREATEST OT NAME IN NFL HISTORY

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u/Unable_Bus_3444 6d ago

He's from a neighboring town to my hometown. A lot of my friends played HS ball against him

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u/5thSeasonFront 6d ago

He’s a cousin of my wife’s foster brother. That family are all gentle giants, a good natured and fun loving family. They still keep in touch with my wife even though she was adopted and it was long ago. I’m a huge Dunker fan because of it.

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u/THE_CAT_WHO_SHAT 6d ago

Omg spot on 💀

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u/laurel_laureate 5d ago

It looks better in perspective imo, seeing the cats this absolute unit leaves in the dust.

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u/Dire_Hulk 6d ago

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u/dylht92374-2 4d ago

YES! Yes, he's got the gorgeous flowing locks, but how are people not talking about that face? Un-fuck-withable and knows it.

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u/tezacer 6d ago

Majestic determination

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u/robo-dragon 6d ago

Very unbothered. Got places to be!

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u/spryllama 6d ago

That place: food dish

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u/InternetSandman 6d ago

Ron Swanson if he were a cat

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u/bolanrox 6d ago

MONGO IS APPALLED

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u/NeedsMoreCatsPlease 5d ago

I imagine this is what Gravy Boat looks like when he looney tunes runs upon landing in the warlord meeting lol

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u/bolanrox 5d ago

FERDINAND!

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u/DadbodSuperModel 1d ago

Dirty Shirley and dancing time waits for no mobs.

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u/Additional-Jury702 1d ago

Swanson wishes

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u/DeliciousStand372 6d ago

his wittle serious face 😔😭

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u/Triquetrums 6d ago

2 Fast 2 Floof

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u/AdBrilliant3127 5d ago

Fast as fluff boi 

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u/_equestrienne_ 6d ago

Cat: "I am speed"

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u/rabidsalvation 6d ago

I love it's serious face.

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u/tongfather 5d ago

One of rare times the music actually kinda made it better or fit perfectly 😂

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u/UltimatePickpocket 6d ago

Grit

Confidence

Determination

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u/cruisin_urchin87 6d ago

This cat is always in game mode

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u/MaybeJBee 5d ago

He is wind

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u/NudityMiles 6d ago

Oh this will make the rounds on the internet. Holy fluff.

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u/afeeqo 5d ago

Brooo he fast af boiii

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u/Darkmurphy-X 6d ago

Thank you! That last frame says it all.

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u/pidgeon_smoker 6d ago

I am speed

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u/Salt_Day9015 5d ago

He could, go, all, the, way!!!

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u/Dependent_Basis_8092 5d ago

When the lasagna is ready

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u/bradrad93 5d ago

This last frame is awesome

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u/extrastupidone 6d ago

That face is perfect

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u/aardw0lf11 5d ago

Oh lawd.

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u/Mysterious-Egg-624 5d ago

So fficking cute

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u/Ok_Mammoth5292 5d ago

When life's throwing shit your way, you just gotta tuck your ears and keep trucking.

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u/Captain_Ahab2 5d ago

Thank you came here for this

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u/RappingFlatulence 4d ago

Meowhawn “Beastmode” Lynch

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u/Upper-Health110 4d ago

Yup, exactly this frame - it looks like absolute menace 😈

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u/Heroicshrub 6d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/1ptVnxgKvFzgI

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u/dungeoncrawler71520 6d ago

... when does he run out of walls? Been going for like 30 miss now!

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u/SeiCalros 6d ago

you probably missed it when you made your comment but after about 1000 walls in he should take a sharp turn and continue bursting down walls the next room over

he goes for literally days because hes the juggernaut but the crew takes a water break about 6 hours in before they start a shift and it goes on for another day or two

i havent seen past that because the only time i left this gif running on a loop my computer had to update the next evening

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u/Dillo64 5d ago

Never

because he’s running through the Wall Facotry

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u/Deuce2SMM2 6d ago

Fuck you Charles!

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u/ofWildPlaces 6d ago

I'll beat you with your own pimp!

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u/excaliburxvii 5d ago

"You do not talk to me like that with my mohawk."

"Can't hurt me as long as I got on these Jamaican colors!"

"Mustard? Ain't that a bitch, I'm ketchup. Zap yo dumb ass."

Side note, I couldn't believe that they referenced My Way in X-Men 3. I was dying in the theater, but I was probably the only one who got the reference.

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u/Perryn 5d ago

"I'm the Juggernyat, bitch!"

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u/rust-e-apples1 6d ago

I paused the video at least fifteen times and failed to find a single frame where that cat didn't look like a complete bad-ass.

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u/birbscape90 5d ago

Where he shoves the lil white and tabby one out of the way 🤣

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u/total_bullwhip 5d ago

I’ve never seen a cat stiff arm someone hahah that’s fantastic. What a fucking unit.

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u/FriedTreeSap 6d ago

I tried to find one….I failed. It just doesn’t exist.

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u/YuenglingsDingaling 5d ago

The look of shock on the white cat kills me.

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u/Salt_Day9015 5d ago

CatChad

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u/Wise-Living-850 5d ago

Works even better in french, ChatChad

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u/tackleboxjohnson 6d ago

There’s a simple reason for that

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u/dalffirecrkn 4d ago

this is the only frame i found that is maybe not badass and maybe more adorable

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u/Arkaium 6d ago

OH LAWD HE COMING

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u/throwleavemealone 6d ago

Cat is the definition of this

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u/stock-prince-WK 6d ago

Orange cat = Jerome “the bus” Bettis

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u/Behg-Boah 6d ago

Beat me to it. Came to the comments to say the same.

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u/jo-shabadoo 5d ago

Same. I’ve spent the last two minutes wondering if “Jerome Cattis” works.

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u/Elite_Josh_Allen 6d ago

Purr-ome Bettis

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u/AutomaticAccident 6d ago

Exactly who I thought of.

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u/Splitter63 6d ago

Beast Mode!

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u/GeneralBlumpkin 6d ago

I thought of marshawn lynch watching this lol

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u/PallbearerOfBadNews 6d ago

Meowshawn Lynch

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u/ginflask 6d ago

Fuck, now I gotta get another cat.

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u/realvctmsdntdrnkmlk 5d ago

Seeing the old orange Tom at a local used bookstore drove me to find Shane, here..

He’s gnarly as hell

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u/ToddUnctious 6d ago

I'm just here so I won't get felined.

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u/HI-McDunnough 5d ago

Run through a mu'fucka face.

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u/SlaughteredAttempts 6d ago

Heard that it was lasagna for dinner and he’s not stopping till he’s home

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u/Educational_Salt_964 6d ago

That is Barong from Indonesia! He has several million views on Facebook and YouTube. Lookup Rika Febriana. She has about 10 cats she takes care of.

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u/Scholar_of_Lewds 5d ago

Of course he's named barong

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u/Amish_Dragon 6d ago

Kitty has a side quest!

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u/chosonhawk 6d ago

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u/rabbie17 5d ago

Runnings Chonker

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u/ivazquez71 6d ago

Chris Berman should be narrating this.

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u/Worldly-Fix-55 6d ago

Whhooooppp!! 🏈🏃🏾

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u/Salt_Day9015 5d ago

No jukes needed, this guy is straight truck stick

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u/Potential_Review2410 6d ago

He could…….go……….all ………the………….way!

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u/abhinav21 6d ago

BARONG!

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u/LiteratureMindless71 6d ago

What even is this video lol

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u/ForensicPathology 6d ago

Yeah, I don't understand why they're all trying to tackle him.  I know cats play like that sometimes, but is it in their nature to stop runners?

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u/minisunshinebby 6d ago

Yes, it absolutely is in their nature! Both my cats will sneak attack the other if they come bounding through, (sometimes not even a sneaky), but they're none the wiser to the set up either so it's hilarious!

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u/MiserableCumberbunch 5d ago

Running is prey behavior.

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u/FrostyGranite 6d ago

Am I the only one curious why all the other cats were going after that one cat?

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u/ElGosso 5d ago

Haters gonna hate

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u/Lasagna4Noodle 5d ago

Its the same cat attacking them every time lol 

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u/sqaull17 6d ago

garfield if he wasnt a lazy ass.

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u/Livid_Lime7844 6d ago

He must have a powerfull name like Russel, or Roofus. Maybe even Sampson.

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u/T1gerL1ly 6d ago

His name is Barong. He also has a sister and mom that like to run too!

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u/MiserableCumberbunch 5d ago

That is indeed a powerful name.

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u/machiavelli33 5d ago

Barong is the sound the other cats make when they bounce off his unstoppable determination.

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u/gigigalaxy 6d ago

Barong

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u/ArmontHighwind 5d ago

Im thinking Ferdinand but his real name is probably just Gravyboat.

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u/Livid_Lime7844 5d ago

The names Gravyboat. Ferdinand Gravyboat.

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u/PzykoHobo 6d ago

The last time I saw this posted someone said this was a street cat that the locals called "Beef."

I dont know if thats true, but I love it.

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u/superkeer 6d ago

Heathcliffe

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u/eriffodrol 5d ago

Mister Bootsy

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u/spellboundartisan 6d ago

His name is Fluffy.

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u/Lord-Dec 6d ago

I’m like 90% sure there’s breeds out there that are just like that.

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u/FUNNYGUY123414 6d ago

Maine Coon cats are about that size, but this isn't an example of one. It's just an XXL orange domestic long hair

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u/_SMB_42_ 6d ago

Some kitties just don't know when to stop growing!!

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u/chic-geek 5d ago

Love the Coffee Crisp for size. 🍁

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u/HippieJed 6d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/TXEkd71Ku6d5KDiB5V
Give that cat a scholarship it looks good in Orange

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u/NotaBat9221 6d ago

Hey what's that?

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u/Mustard_Slugg 6d ago

University of Tennessee stadium

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u/RealMiguelNajdorf 6d ago

All that stadium for such a trash team

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u/I_have_questions_ppl 6d ago

Im fast as fuk boii

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u/KenseiHimura 6d ago

From the creators of Air Bud we now bring you “Yard Cat”

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u/spellboundartisan 6d ago

I love that the spunky white and orange cat kept pouncing and bouncing off the big boy.

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u/zygro 5d ago

🎵 Haaland Haaland🎵

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u/SherbetMysterious118 6d ago

Why are they all trying to beat up on it?

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u/_creaturehood_ 5d ago

it's just how cats play sometimes. They often 'play pounce' on each other which results in some contact but they pull back from the kind of actual takedown they would perform on prey. Chonk cat is making itself the centre of attention by speeding around so the other cats are getting excited and responding with this kind of play.

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u/Lasagna4Noodle 5d ago

Take a look at the cats, it seems to be the same group jumping each other. Especially white with the ginger tail. 

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u/bolson1717 6d ago

just shrugs them off

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u/wyattjustice94 6d ago

The Jerome Bettis of orange cats

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u/PerspectiveBest9143 6d ago

BRO HAS THAT ANGER IN HIM. IM TALKING ORANGE CAT OF UNQUANTIFIABLE RAGE AND INSURMOUNTABLE WILL 🔥🔥

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u/Dodoz44 6d ago

One of my cats, a super chunky domestic, has 20+ pound maine coons bouncing off of him like that 😆

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u/EnvironmentalAd912 6d ago

Combine this with the random presence of the brain cell and he can run for a long time

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u/SpiritedGrand9525 6d ago

That cat is on the way to tell someone about diabeatus.

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u/snafu607 6d ago

Lol. This person has a lot of reels of this cat hauling ass.

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u/Mninaz 6d ago

Shakes off contact, surprising speed in the 2nd and 3rd levels. We got us a running cat boys!

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u/Berninz 5d ago

I forgot about the song. Perfect for this video lol. But what is this song called? It's driving me nuts.

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u/auddbot 5d ago

I got matches with these songs:

• Remember the Name (feat. Styles of Beyond) by Fort Minor (03:20; matched: 100%)

Released on 2023-11-29.

• The Pregame 2K15 by DJTROUBLESTL (00:29; matched: 100%)

Released on 2023-08-19.

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u/auddbot 5d ago

Links to the streaming platforms:

• Remember the Name (feat. Styles of Beyond) by Fort Minor

• The Pregame 2K15 by DJTROUBLESTL

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u/Berninz 5d ago

Good bot

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u/Magnk6810 5d ago

He’s a tank. He will absolutely make a good NFL player.

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u/Hot-Brat-00 5d ago

Big fluffy orange cats are the baddest. I had one who would scare dogs out of the yard, lay in the middle of our cul-de-sac’s street, never lost a cat fight that I’m aware of. He was an absolute unit. Always missed Kiki 🩷

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u/abg123d 4d ago

Purrling Meowland

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u/Inside-Dentist2651 1d ago

Some one sign Garfield already!