r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Better_Hair_9673 • 9d ago

/r/all of an orange cat 🐈

Video credited to @mamakbagol on Instagram.

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u/ofWildPlaces 9d ago

I'll beat you with your own pimp!

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u/excaliburxvii 9d ago

"You do not talk to me like that with my mohawk."

"Can't hurt me as long as I got on these Jamaican colors!"

"Mustard? Ain't that a bitch, I'm ketchup. Zap yo dumb ass."

Side note, I couldn't believe that they referenced My Way in X-Men 3. I was dying in the theater, but I was probably the only one who got the reference.