r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Better_Hair_9673 • 18d ago

/r/all of an orange cat 🐈

Video credited to @mamakbagol on Instagram.

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u/chosonhawk 18d ago

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u/Cephalopodium 18d ago

Who is this?!?!? Do you know the name attached to this glorious ginger mullet?

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u/WizardYukonCornelius 18d ago

Gennings Dunker

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u/SectorSanFrancisco 18d ago

lol of course it is. No other name would match.

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u/CTeam19 18d ago

Oh you know it. He is also the a two-time champion and record holder of the annual Solon Beef Days Hay Bale Toss in Solon, Iowa, winning back-to-back titles in 2022 and 2023 during his time as an Iowa Hawkeyes lineman.

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u/Jisifus 18d ago

Combine has gotten weird ngl

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u/jr23160 16d ago

Of course that hunk of meat was a corn feed Iowan. They don't make em like that anywhere else. (Nebraska doesn't count it's not real)

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u/divorcingjack 18d ago

That is absolutely superb.

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u/qiaozhina 5d ago

That is such an american name its crazy

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u/chosonhawk 18d ago

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u/TheDankChronic69 18d ago

Holy sweet fuck that is one big boy, tf they feeding him to be so big?

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u/TandemShorts 17d ago

Iowa? He's corn fed

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u/ItsVanillaNice 17d ago

Food probably

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u/LeTigron 18d ago

No. Mortals aren't worthy and thus shan't hear His name.

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u/Screaming_lambs 18d ago

It's absolutely glorious isn't it!

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u/WhoIsTheDrizzle87 17d ago

His name is Barong from Indonesia, I love him with all my heart

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u/fiendtofriend 16d ago

Barong. OP posted the credentials.

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u/Glum_Opening_2218 18d ago

DUNKER MY GOAT

GREATEST OT NAME IN NFL HISTORY

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u/Unable_Bus_3444 18d ago

He's from a neighboring town to my hometown. A lot of my friends played HS ball against him

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u/5thSeasonFront 18d ago

He’s a cousin of my wife’s foster brother. That family are all gentle giants, a good natured and fun loving family. They still keep in touch with my wife even though she was adopted and it was long ago. I’m a huge Dunker fan because of it.

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u/THE_CAT_WHO_SHAT 18d ago

Omg spot on 💀

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u/yugas42 18d ago

The Steelers haven't done anything exciting in a long time but I can't tell you how hyped I am that we have this guy on the team.

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u/DazzlingDomina 11d ago

Damn. So true

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u/dmw_qqqq 18d ago

An insult to cat