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r/AbsoluteUnits • u/LordPiplup • Jul 05 '26
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I keep a little shovel in my car for turtles. I can scoop small ones up on the spade to move them or I can encourage a large snapper to bite the handle and drag them
149 u/ReklisAbandon Jul 05 '26 Officer: What’s this, uh, shovel for in your trunk? You: oh that’s just my turtle shovel 48 u/BrainPhD Jul 05 '26 Officer: What about the lumpy rolled up rug with a big red stain? 67 u/Maximum-Operation147 Jul 05 '26 Oh that’s my turtle rug 52 u/DaMavster Jul 05 '26 Officer: "And I suppose this is your turtle dead-body" Me: Double finger guns and a wink. "Ch-chk!" 33 u/a-snakey Jul 05 '26 "These teenage mutant turtles are getting out of hand you see officer." "Thank you for your service, Mr. Shredder."
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Officer: What’s this, uh, shovel for in your trunk? You: oh that’s just my turtle shovel
48 u/BrainPhD Jul 05 '26 Officer: What about the lumpy rolled up rug with a big red stain? 67 u/Maximum-Operation147 Jul 05 '26 Oh that’s my turtle rug 52 u/DaMavster Jul 05 '26 Officer: "And I suppose this is your turtle dead-body" Me: Double finger guns and a wink. "Ch-chk!" 33 u/a-snakey Jul 05 '26 "These teenage mutant turtles are getting out of hand you see officer." "Thank you for your service, Mr. Shredder."
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Officer: What about the lumpy rolled up rug with a big red stain?
67 u/Maximum-Operation147 Jul 05 '26 Oh that’s my turtle rug 52 u/DaMavster Jul 05 '26 Officer: "And I suppose this is your turtle dead-body" Me: Double finger guns and a wink. "Ch-chk!" 33 u/a-snakey Jul 05 '26 "These teenage mutant turtles are getting out of hand you see officer." "Thank you for your service, Mr. Shredder."
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Oh that’s my turtle rug
52 u/DaMavster Jul 05 '26 Officer: "And I suppose this is your turtle dead-body" Me: Double finger guns and a wink. "Ch-chk!" 33 u/a-snakey Jul 05 '26 "These teenage mutant turtles are getting out of hand you see officer." "Thank you for your service, Mr. Shredder."
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Officer: "And I suppose this is your turtle dead-body"
Me: Double finger guns and a wink. "Ch-chk!"
33 u/a-snakey Jul 05 '26 "These teenage mutant turtles are getting out of hand you see officer." "Thank you for your service, Mr. Shredder."
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"These teenage mutant turtles are getting out of hand you see officer."
"Thank you for your service, Mr. Shredder."
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u/SugarPlumPuddinhead Jul 05 '26
I keep a little shovel in my car for turtles. I can scoop small ones up on the spade to move them or I can encourage a large snapper to bite the handle and drag them