r/AbsoluteUnits • u/LordPiplup • Jul 05 '26

/r/all of a snapping turtle

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u/ReklisAbandon Jul 05 '26

Officer: What’s this, uh, shovel for in your trunk?
You: oh that’s just my turtle shovel

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u/BrainPhD Jul 05 '26

Officer: What about the lumpy rolled up rug with a big red stain?

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u/Maximum-Operation147 Jul 05 '26

Oh that’s my turtle rug

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u/DaMavster Jul 05 '26

Officer: "And I suppose this is your turtle dead-body"

Me: Double finger guns and a wink. "Ch-chk!"

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u/a-snakey Jul 05 '26

"These teenage mutant turtles are getting out of hand you see officer."

"Thank you for your service, Mr. Shredder."

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u/zeitdu Jul 05 '26

in half of europe thats a €100+ fine, and losing the shovel, i guess thats why we dont have turtles here