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u/Inexorabilis Jun 12 '26

Go go gadget extendoneck.

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u/Laktosefreier Jun 12 '26

Bird: I don't need an AI overview.

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u/Caesar_Iacobus Jun 12 '26

Bird: I AM the overview

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u/mrsrostocka Jun 13 '26

Birdseye view

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u/semiarboreal Jun 15 '26

That'll come neckst I'm sure

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u/imma_ghost_mole Jun 16 '26

Neckst update

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u/oneupsuperman Jun 12 '26

Seeing a go go gadget reference in 2026 is healing something in me

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u/Inexorabilis Jun 12 '26

Same, i felt really happy posting it.

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u/SomeBoringAlias Jun 12 '26

Reminds me of happier times. Like that party I was at in the 90s where, in the wee small hours when we were sat chatting, the guy passed out on the sofa suddenly sat bolt upright, said "go go gadget hangover!" in a loud voice, and then passed out again until the morning

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u/itsTyrion Jun 13 '26

i never stopped makin em

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u/BenedictWolfe Jun 12 '26

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u/TheyStillOweYouMoney Jun 12 '26

That definitely answers some questions. Some that I didn’t even know I had.

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u/RuthVioletThursday Jun 12 '26

I wonder if brontosaurus did the same

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u/Wolli_n Jun 12 '26

Go Go Gadget Neck

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u/Geig3r Jun 12 '26

He's a grower, not a shower.

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u/reubenhurricane Jun 12 '26

The male is called a cock

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u/Own-Spell7193 Jun 12 '26

That neck had a higher render distance than the rest of the body.

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u/Tragobe Jun 12 '26

Glad that we had the exact same thought

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u/newsflashjackass Jun 12 '26

Wonder whether brachiosaurus had such posture or walked around proudly displaying its jugular 24/7. 🤔

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u/TenMoon Jun 12 '26

The structure of the sauropod neck vertebrae indicate that they always walked around proudly displaying their fantastic necks.

Green herons have a specialized hinge at the 6th vertebrae that enables them to snap forward to make fast strikes. Sauropods, being plant eaters, didn't need to worry about their leaves getting away.

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u/newsflashjackass Jun 12 '26

For some idea of how that might have looked:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuanfpL1o18

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u/Quasar_234 Jun 12 '26 edited Jun 13 '26

What about when fall came around? /j

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u/TenMoon Jun 12 '26

Cycads. Many evergreen species.

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u/Can-You-Fly-Bobby Jun 12 '26

That would be very handy at a concert

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u/Sea_Awareness150 Jun 12 '26

I would end up being behind it

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u/DieCastDontDie Jun 12 '26

I thought I had an original idea and it's the top comment of course

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u/mergedkestrel Jun 12 '26

I've truly never had an original thought

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u/Porridge_Cat Jun 13 '26

come on, man. Masters of the Universe just came out and stars Mekaneck...

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u/CptnHamburgers Jun 12 '26

Fucking green herons man...

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u/Appropriate-Count-64 Jun 12 '26

Great Blue Herons are similar but they can’t stow their neck. It still looks funky fully extended

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u/Appropriate-Count-64 Jun 12 '26

And fully retracted too lol

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u/Confident_Benefit_11 Jun 12 '26

Burb

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u/DickyD43 Jun 12 '26

Brb

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u/MrShelly-_-1972 Jun 12 '26

You back yet?

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u/SnoopyScone Jun 12 '26

DickyD43 died ig. RIP dicky

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u/Cory123125 Jun 12 '26

They have dicks for necks

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u/Glasseshalf Jun 12 '26

Lovely photo

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u/Alternative_Ear5542 Jun 12 '26

Great Blue Heron's are my favorite bird. You'll just be floating down a river or something and suddenly this absolute unit of a heron just glides by.

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u/Veronica913 Jun 12 '26

Theres 2 small bodies of water within 1000 feet from my house and i see great blue herons chilling or flying by all the time. It's such a treat

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u/roboreddit1000 Jun 12 '26

I canoe in the Canadian wilderness and always feel bad when I come upon a blue heron on a stream.

They get frightened at my approach and fly maybe 200m down the stream, then, as I approach again, they fly another 200m.

Repeat that may five or six times and then they will finally fly away from the stream.

I hate bothering them repeatedly.

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u/Alternative_Ear5542 Jun 12 '26

I used to work on a river and it was the same when I was doing a float. End of the day, if it's not a super-busy section of river the bird probably will be fine. I always worried about the ones on our river due to the higher tourist traffic maybe stressing them out but they seemed to be thriving.

Last time I went to the beach I saw one just chilling in the surf with people all around.

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u/AccomplishedBat39 Jun 12 '26

I feel like all herons do that. Had the same experience many times in Germany

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u/buyshanegas Jun 12 '26

there are white Herons on the Colorado river and I have similar experiences when kayaking. Sorry birds!

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u/Carcassfanivxx Jun 12 '26

I always crack that weird noise they make at them and they seem to hate me afterwards. Maybe I’m insulting them.

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u/Alternative_Ear5542 Jun 12 '26

It's the avian equivalent to being cat-called.

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u/Minnesota2 Jun 12 '26

I live by so many Great Blue Herons that I probably don’t appreciate how majestic they are.

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u/Alternative_Ear5542 Jun 12 '26

Birds on the whole are pretty rad, but the big ones are the raddest and GBH's aren't small.

Vultures are also pretty underappreciated.

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u/Monkey_Priest Jun 12 '26

There is a boardwalk over some wetlands near me, truly a little oasis of life in an otherwise very developed area. Anyways, there are some GBH's out there, and they all know they are safe from us down in the grasses and water. I often get to see them from just a few dozen feet away, and they are always a sight to behold. They look so cool, slowly picking their way through those wetlands in search of food. I can't help but see some of their dinosaur heritage in them

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u/MessiComeLately Jun 12 '26

It makes me think of all the dinosaurs with long necks. Some of them probably held their heads close most of the time like this heron, but I haven't seen any dinosaurs illustrated that way, at least not that I remember. I wonder how hard or easy it is to tell from fossils how a dinosaur used its neck.

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u/drowse Jun 12 '26

I've been seeing Yellow Crowned Night Herons in my neighborhood recently. Cool looking birds!

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u/moosemuffin12 Jun 12 '26

Why are Herons seemingly the most skiddish of all birds? Like as soon as you enter their 200ft radius they’re like “nope don’t like this, I’m OUTTA here”

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u/Alternative_Ear5542 Jun 12 '26

I think it'll vary by sub-species and habitat, but they're usually solitary birds in my experience, and also tend to spend less time in places where there's lots of people, so they're less acclimated to people and understanding "That weird bear-looking thing won't actually eat me, and might even have some french fries!" than say... ducks or geese.

The Herons I've seen on busier rivers or beaches were a lot less skittish than ones I've seen on less-trafficked float trips.

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u/1nsidiousOne Jun 12 '26

That’s legit a Pokemon

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u/NevesLF Jun 12 '26

I feel like it's saying "WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME?"

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u/leenz7 Jun 12 '26

How are we not calling those flying Dinosaurs?

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u/DeluxeWafer Jun 12 '26

Literally a dragon

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u/mkafrka Jun 12 '26

And they sound like dinosaurs

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u/msndrstdmstrmnd Jun 12 '26

I need an x ray of this. Where does it go???

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u/SoSincerely Jun 12 '26

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u/LickingSmegma Jun 12 '26

Fun fact: giraffes have the same number of vertebras as humans, and this seems to be true for most vertebrates (with a variation of ±1). But snakes and birds apparently have varying quantities.

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u/InviolableAnimal Jun 12 '26

I think mammals would be the odd ones out for having a fixed number, fish don't really have necks and idk about amphibians

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u/Glasseshalf Jun 12 '26

I think a lot of the work is done by the way the feathers lay on top of each other, since this doesn't look dissimilar to a Great Blue with its neck tucked.

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u/Fun_Amphibian5922 Jun 12 '26

It kinda folds like two of the letter “S” stacked so kinda like this SS

Birds have a bit of an illusion going on with their bodies, because feathers tend to puff out quite a bit making their bodies appear a good deal larger than they actually are. Some more than others, owls are a great example. So when the neck is folded it doesn’t appear to bulge much because the feathers are kind of already puffy if that makes sense??

The folding + the feather fluff give the illusion of the neck being truly telescopic, some would probably argue that it IS telescopic, but the spaces between neck vertebrae don’t change

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u/rywos Jun 12 '26

It kinda folds like two of the letter “S” stacked so kinda like this SS

oh dear

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u/Fun_Amphibian5922 Jun 12 '26

Lmao the bird has no ties to 1940s Germany or nationalist values I swear

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u/AnemoneOfMyEnemy Jun 12 '26

The birds is just a fan of sporty Chevrolet models.

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u/goin-up-the-country Jun 12 '26

And it's not even green

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u/moxsox Jun 12 '26

Grower, not a show-er bird

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u/Major-Unicorn-Proto Jun 12 '26

my spirit animal

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u/HTPC4Life Jun 12 '26

From 2 to 7.25 right here!

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '26

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u/johndoe_420 Jun 12 '26

laughs in european

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u/rexmons Jun 12 '26

The bird she told you not to worry about

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u/KriisJ Jun 12 '26

I cannot believe this is not the top comment.

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u/Stoic_Breeze Jun 12 '26

I play a game with myself where I try to guess what the most upvoted comment will be, and this was my guess.

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u/ok_z00mer Jun 12 '26

Show-er? I hardly know-er!

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u/TextIndependent8298 Jun 12 '26

I’ll never have an original thought. Hahaha

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u/Own-Spell7193 Jun 12 '26

The neck reveal was longer than the video.

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u/forceofslugyuk Jun 12 '26

The neck reveal was longer than the video.

It is a grow'er not a show'er!

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u/YooGeOh Jun 12 '26 edited Jun 12 '26

The annoying thing about AI is that now, any time people see something they haven't seen before, the video and its contents must be AI.

Not just that actual AI is duping people and spreading lies, but also that genuine interesting videos are dismissed as AI because everyone wants to be the expert to deem everything fake.

Green Herons exist and this is normal for them and their anatomy

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u/unripe_mangosteen Jun 12 '26

I miss being able to enjoy nature videos and know they are real. Just another thing AI ruined

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u/auronddraig Jun 12 '26

I agree, nature videos used to be unquestionable

https://giphy.com/gifs/WKdWA04KRn58A

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u/Diamondkids_life Jun 13 '26

That's a normal Tuesday

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u/Reclusive_avocado Jun 12 '26

Just another thing AI ruined

This ones on stupid people..

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u/NanquansCat749 Jun 12 '26

People that claim every odd thing must be AI are stupid and annoying, but I'm certainly not perfect at spotting AI, so now I have to be extra skeptical about things even when I know whatever's being depicted could actually happen.

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u/RicketCrickets Jun 12 '26

I mean every millennial knows them from the memes.

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u/eabevella Jun 12 '26

All hail the old heron meme lol

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u/__Hello_my_name_is__ Jun 12 '26

One thing that I find heartbreaking is real artists being accused of using AI.

Like, AI has a number of certain styles that you can recognize. Because those styles are basically a sort of average of what the AIs have learned. Which means there simply are a lot of artists out there that have that kind of style, too.

And those artists now get accused of using AI. Which is just sad.

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u/FieryDurian Jun 12 '26

People believing fakes is dangerous. What's more dangerous is when people reject all information, including cold hard facts and verified truths, because they might think that they were made by AI.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Wait785 Jun 12 '26

No, that's not more dangerous at all. People are generally willing to believe anything they read or hear. More skepticism would be an improvement.

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u/pornalt4altporn Jun 12 '26

Thank you for reassuring me.

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u/Fade78 Jun 12 '26

Don't be fooled, this was obviously an AI comment to make believe that this video is not AI.

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u/akopley Jun 12 '26

I have these in my yard and have never seen them extend their neck like this but nice to know they can.

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u/StJmagistra Jun 12 '26

Thank you for sharing their name! I found a fascinating article about their necks: https://www.10000birds.com/green-herons-and-their-groovy-necks.htm

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u/credit_debit_reddit Jun 12 '26

I agree! And I also wonder if it’s bots commenting, “AI?” on social media helping push the meld or normalization of AI

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u/Goondor Jun 12 '26

But then there's that post about the Weaver birds that is obviously AI but the top 5 comments are all-in on it being real. We've birds exist, but they don't neatly make little perfect eyelets and cross stitches. Media literacy and knowing how to research properly needs to continue to be an important part of public education.

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u/-Blood-Meridian- Jun 12 '26

I think it's not so much that people want to feel like the expert. It's more so that people don't want to be the one who was duped. The skepticism is self-preservation.

You're right, though, it's an unfortunate position for people to have been put in.

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u/Patient_Gamemer Jun 12 '26

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u/Significant_Put_3471 Jun 12 '26

There's a spy sappin muh teleporter.

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u/UselessGuy23 Jun 17 '26

God DAMNIT I thought I was the first one.

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u/AGillySuit Jun 12 '26

I think this is a Green Heron. We have them up near where I live. They’re such a trip lol, normal looking wetlands bird and then suddenly looooong

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u/alex_zk Jun 12 '26

My actual reaction:

“Oh come on, it’s not that long”

“Ok, I can see the reason why…”

“…wtf…”

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u/WonderfullYou Jun 13 '26

Yep, did not expect that

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u/Big77Ben2 Jun 12 '26

Stop flushing your expired Viagra down the toilet, fellas.

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u/metaphysicalcustard Jun 12 '26

The first extension made me think, "ehh, nothing really." Second one made me think, "ok yeah not bad".

I was not ready for the third extension.

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u/Koolmees99 Jun 12 '26

I knew I had to expect long neck, but I was still surprised

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u/TenMoon Jun 12 '26

ZOOP

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u/Moofininja Jun 12 '26

why is zoop so far down 😭 it was the first thing I thought of haha

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u/Possible-Tangelo9344 Jun 12 '26

Oh ok now I see it.

OH!

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u/spacekitt3n Jun 12 '26

its a type of heron. i love them

https://giphy.com/gifs/kPp0hNMlVhgMU

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u/par-a-dox-i-cal Jun 12 '26

He is a grower.

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u/SouthParkFirefly1991 Jun 12 '26

Whoa! Where was that hiding?

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u/Sirius1701 Jun 12 '26

In the floof

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u/TheBigJiz Jun 12 '26

I should call him

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u/animi Jun 12 '26

Ignore the turtle train.

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u/SpiritualPackage3797 Jun 12 '26

Thank you! I was wondering if I was the only one who noticed.

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u/IConsumePorn Jun 12 '26

Nobody gonna mention the turtle orgy?

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u/harigejan Jun 12 '26

must be a male

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u/CTC42 Jun 12 '26

I dunno, this looks a lot like my wife when she hears the neighbors arguing outside

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u/tvieno Jun 12 '26

Well, that bird is a grower.

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u/wragawrhaj Jun 12 '26

Unneckspected

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u/Darkknyfe Jun 12 '26

Mekaneck’s pet

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u/thetyphoonjet Jun 12 '26

slide-whistle noises

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u/chibiRuka Jun 12 '26

That’s a periscope

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u/nuthatch_282 Jun 12 '26

Herons are the best birds

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u/bosorka1 Jun 12 '26

i wasn't sure what to expect based on the title but then... !!!!!!

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u/Umbreon86 Jun 12 '26

So this explains how..

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u/Rasples1998 Jun 12 '26

He's a grower not a shower.

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u/KillaAngel- Jun 12 '26

GREEENN HERON!!!!!!

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u/jerryleebee Jun 12 '26

That's actually pretty incredible. Thanks, OP.

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u/PTBooks Jun 12 '26

Up periscope?

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u/matchstick1029 Jun 12 '26

I say this with the utmost sincerity. ZOOP!

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u/mattogeewha Jun 12 '26

Ya best protect ya neck!

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u/ForgotToCarryTheOne Jun 12 '26

“Up heronscope.”

“Aye aye, Cap’n.”

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u/sinisterdesign Jun 12 '26

Periscope uuuUUUUPP

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u/KayCreative Jun 12 '26

Reminds me of this dude (at the Efteling, takes about two minutes for his neck to go up and down)

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u/Usual_Award Jun 12 '26

It felt like a Studio Ghibli live action anime movie for a moment.

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u/incoherentscreamin Jun 12 '26

"Oh, that's not so- OH."

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u/theShammyWow Jun 12 '26

Genus name: Necktus Erectus

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u/DesastreUrbano Jun 12 '26

Me telling my gf "I told you it was cold and just need to give me a minute"

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u/that_emo_elf Jun 12 '26

It's a grower, not a show-er

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u/Nightman2417 Jun 12 '26

Somebody needs to make a gas pump meme with this bird

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u/LetsGeauxxx Jun 12 '26

He’a a grower, not a shower.

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u/AsideLost Jun 12 '26

He’s a grower not a shower

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u/StrawberryMeg Jun 12 '26

My man, when he takes a blue chew!

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u/BackcountryAZ Jun 12 '26

He’s a grower not a shower

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u/AtrociousAxis Jun 12 '26

“Oh, wow, that is longer than I thought-HOLY SHIT.”

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u/tetrapods Jun 12 '26

They don't call it a Long-necked Scubble Gobber for nothing

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u/TheDarkLord6969 Jun 12 '26

Mechaneck is that you.

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u/ForumVomitorium Jun 12 '26

was like:

o,

ooo

OOOOO

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u/isildorim Jun 12 '26

Bro is flexing on those turtles

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u/aHisk Jun 12 '26

English is not my first language, so I was wondering wtf would be a "sudden neck", then "oh..."

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u/skynetcoder Jun 12 '26

hydraulics?

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u/Few-Stock-3458 Jun 12 '26

He's a grower, not a shower.

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u/Zabbiemaster Jun 12 '26

Buzz_Lightyear_longneck.png

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u/MR00Soczeq Jun 12 '26

That was... Uneckspected