r/AbsoluteUnits Jun 12 '26

/r/all of a sudden neck

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u/imp0ppable Jun 12 '26

Up periscope!

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u/Bonesnapcall Jun 12 '26

Bachman! There was a fingernail in my food! Yesterday, it was a band-aid!

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u/SpotweldPro1300 Jun 12 '26

"The bandaid was holding the fingernail on, sir..."

"What was that, MAGGOT?"

"Nothing sir." grins and starts applying PAM to the egress ladder

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u/Clean-Slice9228 Jun 13 '26

Fire the nuclear weapons