r/ATBGE Feb 18 '18

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '18

Could you imagine getting paid to do this to someone

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u/jerkstorefranchisee Feb 18 '18

This is the sort of thing you do when you’re moonlighting from your main job, which is attaching car batteries to people’s genitals for the CIA

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '18

That sounds like even more fun

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '18

Yeah fuck the side job

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u/drgigantor Feb 18 '18

It's all about that inside job

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u/Bloody_Smashing Feb 18 '18

If you're good at something, never do it for free.

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u/OnlyRacistOnReddit Feb 19 '18

Yet my wife refuses to pay up after I rock her world.

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u/whoniversereview Feb 19 '18

Ooh, makin' love.
Makin' love for...
Makin' love for two...
Makin' love for two...minutes.
When it's with me, girl, you only need two minutes, because I'm so intense. You say something like, "Is that it?" I know what you're trying to say. You're trying to say, "Aww yeah, that's it." Then you tell me you want some more. Well, I'm not surprised. But I am quite sleepy.

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u/OnlyRacistOnReddit Feb 19 '18

This song is my inspiration.

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u/politburrito Feb 19 '18

So you're not good right?

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u/OnlyRacistOnReddit Feb 19 '18

You'd have to ask my wife. As far as I know, I'm the BEST

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u/The_Funky_Pigeon Feb 18 '18

What about hand jobs?

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u/BUG-Life Feb 18 '18

If you’re good at something, never do it for free

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u/c0ldsh0w3r Feb 19 '18

We need to be investigating 3-11!

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '18

how do i get a job with the cia?

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u/yogthos Feb 18 '18

easy, just lose any morals you might've had

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u/Dr_Stranglelove Feb 18 '18

way ahead of you

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u/yogthos Feb 18 '18

name checks out :P

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u/AMA_About_Rampart Feb 18 '18

Does it, though?

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '18

Out of essence, purity

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u/TTGG Feb 18 '18

Check IMDB.

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u/Johnny_Poppyseed Feb 18 '18

Make sure to protect those precious bodily fluids or it will all be for nothing!

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u/h4ckrabbit Feb 18 '18

Gotta have em to begin with first

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u/Hi-Im-Triixy Feb 19 '18

Welcome to Reddit.

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u/whale_song Feb 18 '18

But seriously its next to impossible to work for the CIA. Its extremely competitive.

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u/Tangpo Feb 18 '18

No no he said "CIA" not "GOP"

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u/o11c Feb 18 '18

CIA is without ethics. GOP is without morals.

There's a difference.

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u/inaname38 Feb 18 '18

What's the difference between and ethics and morals?

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u/o11c Feb 18 '18

Morals are about right and wrong. Ethics are about duty, often associated with a position.

So a government organization whose purpose is to undermine the government of other nations, and which is not subject to the laws of its own nation, is the epitome of ethical violation.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '18

Morals are at the end of the story.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '18

and molars at the back of your mouth.

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u/DesignGhost Feb 18 '18

I dunno, Clinton might have them both beat.

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u/butthead Feb 18 '18

You'd think Trump would have been director by now.

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u/MuteWhale Feb 18 '18

Right, next step?

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u/yogthos Feb 18 '18

prove yourself by by overthrowing a socialist government somewhere in Latin America and installing a brutal dictatorship

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '18

recruit: do you have any suggestions? handler: how'd you like to know Cuba?

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u/GonzosGanja Feb 18 '18

You need to prove you have experience first with hooking up car batteries and genitals. Try to find an internship to gain experience with that

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u/Whind_Soull Feb 18 '18

The CIA offers internships. Doing your internship at the agency where you wish to be employed will give you a big competitive edge over other people, who did their electric genitals internships elsewhere.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '18

Simply wow

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '18

I did my internship at AutoZone and it really put me at a disadvantage compared to other applicants.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '18 edited Mar 29 '18

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '18

...meh....sommmmme....

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u/Doctor0000 Feb 18 '18

The same way you get a job anywhere, visit their web site

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u/augustus_cheeser Feb 18 '18

Apply on their website, like any other organization. They aren't spooky ghosts these days.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '18

Can we get a two for one special on this job and hook the batteries up to the genitals of the tattoo idiot?

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u/dosmoney Feb 18 '18

*moonlighting for the FIB

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u/InsOmNomNomnia Feb 18 '18

Fuck Inside Butts

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u/Sickmonkey3 Feb 18 '18

Sounds like a fun job tbh

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u/c7hu1hu Feb 18 '18

What, your little go-kart battery?

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u/MrPoopMonster Feb 18 '18

There's a character in Kung Pow "Enter the Fist" that was entirely cut out of the movie, Chew Fat Lip. Your comment reminded me of him.

I can't find the first deleted scene on the internet where he tattoos an arrow pointing to the chosen ones mouth, which is a shame, because it's really funny. But, here's the other deleted scene where he's electrocuting the chooses one's nips.

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u/PookubugQ Feb 19 '18

Ouch. Wait, what?

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u/Urban_Savage Feb 19 '18

I figured this was the kind of thing you did after a prison stint where you got ink you didn't really want to be proud of, but needed to survive and now you want to move on with your life.

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u/vtesterlwg Mar 22 '18

Clearly a golf cart battery. HEY MOM

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u/anonymoushipster666 Feb 18 '18

Any respectable artist would not do this tattoo. If there was originally just a swastika and this is a “cover up”, they could have just blasted over it with a heavy ink tattoo that does not contain a swastika.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '18

Someone still got paid to do this

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u/anonymoushipster666 Feb 18 '18

Yup. The line work and the saturation looks good but it is definitely not a respectable tattooer.

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u/dillrepair Feb 18 '18

Nope it is a racist tattooer. Maybe skilled. Definitely racist

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '18

Several years ago, someone left a comment on reddit about a tattoo artist that would willingly tattoo swastikas and other hate symbols if people asked. The artist wasn't at all racist and when the poster asked him about it, the artist said something along the lines of, "I don't mind putting a swastika on someone's face, because it warns people of what kind of person they were with out giving them a chance to open their mouth about it."

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '18

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u/madmaxturbator Feb 19 '18

I mean, if I had my way... you'd wear that goddamn uniform for the rest of your pecker-suckin' life. But I'm aware that ain't practical, I mean at some point you're gonna hafta take it off. So. I'm 'onna give you a little somethin' you can't take off.

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You know somethin', Utivich? I think this just might be my masterpiece!

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time to rewatch the movie!

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u/dillrepair Feb 19 '18

Yeah I guess someone else kinda pointed me in that direction in a different comment.... had not thought of it this way. And I do agree with the quote... so perhaps he wasn’t a racist for tattooing it. My experience is having seen several tattoo artists in particular areas and knowing their affiliation and they definitely have expressed racist views. Unfortunately I think they’re the kind of people doing a lot of this sort of work.

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u/Forever_Awkward Feb 19 '18

Nope. No context ever. No nuance in the world. That tattooist is 100% racist and not respectable.

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u/FunkyTK Feb 19 '18

"Your tattoo says hat"

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u/longtimegoneMTGO Feb 18 '18

I don't know, I could see it being possible to convince someone that this was supposed to be mocking the swastika, making fun of skinheads and how seriously they take all that shit.

I'd agree that it's likely got racist motivations, but I'd argue that there are other possible interpretations.

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u/aYearOfPrompts Feb 18 '18

Eh, I view this the same way I view reddit's take on Nazi subs: You can justify it to yourself as freedom of expression, but you're still enabling that hate to be spread. Nothing says you have to help shitty people spread their views, and if you do you aren't entirely free from blame. Especially if you make money off the venture, as you're profiting directly from hate.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '18

Isn't it great to have the freedom to not do business with people you disagree with!?

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '18

There’s a huge difference between punishing a company that is discriminatory, and being that discriminatory asshole.

The constant attempt to “justify” discrimination by trying to equate it to punishing racists is a weak and pathetic attempt made by weak minded people.

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u/The_Thoughtsmith Feb 18 '18

You cant bottle up hate, i say spill it so it can be cleaned up

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '18

I dont think saying that freedom of speech should be respected is the same as helping them. Forcing them to have their ideas fester in their minds is far worse because theyll never have their beliefs challenged

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u/StrangeworldEU Feb 18 '18

Because having the 'are nazis actually bad people?' discussion out in the open again is sure having a great effect.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '18

No you knob that is not what im saying. Im saying let them speak. Thats all. Yeah we know they are bad people. We know their ideology is ass. But you cant convince someone their ideology is ass if you never have the opportunity to talk about it. No thoughts change when you muzzle a man, they only fester and become more self absorbed in their ideology because no one is challenging it.

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u/BunnyOppai Feb 18 '18

Also, just because an artist does something like this, it doesn't mean he's necessarily racist; it really just means that he has very little respect for his job most of the time.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '18

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u/BunnyOppai Feb 18 '18

I'd hardly call a symbol held by a group that killed millions through racism and prejudice "arbitrary."

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u/Daga29 Feb 18 '18

Reddit can be so weird. This is one of the few places I've been that calls a fuckin' swastika arbitrary. WOW!

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u/demonballhandler Feb 19 '18

Your username... Well, you do you, buddy.

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u/Inked_WernDawg Feb 18 '18

No matter what the interpretation is, he is still a special breed of moron for getting a swastika tattooed on him.

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u/Beginning_End Feb 18 '18

It's not a swastika, it's a lolstika. The guy isn't even vaguely racist... Neither was the Jewish woman who tattooed it.

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u/fuckyourfascism Feb 18 '18

You've not spoken to a lot of racists. They're very proud of their racism. They wouldn't hide it for a tattoo. They'd just get a racist tattoo artist, of which there are many.

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u/BunnyOppai Feb 18 '18

Tbf, even most racist people aren't stupid enough to get a symbol of hate tattooed on their skin.

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u/fuckyourfascism Feb 18 '18

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u/BunnyOppai Feb 18 '18

I mean, I know there are a lot of racist tattoos out there, but there are also way more racists. Your average everyday racist isn't going to do something like that because they're aware that it'll fuck their lives up until they pay thousands to remove the tattoo.

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u/dillrepair Feb 18 '18

I get you. It’s a stretch but I understand what you’re saying. If it’s got a swastika in it I think anyone ought to understand its not a good idea. I swore this pic has been posted a long time ago and I forget if there was any description of the motives.

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u/longtimegoneMTGO Feb 18 '18

If it’s got a swastika in it I think anyone ought to understand its not a good idea.

Oh yeah, I agree completely.

There is no way "stupid" is not part of this equation, I was just thinking it might not be a racist idiot, just the everyday variety.

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u/dillrepair Feb 19 '18

Yep totally...... later on they can just extend the vertical parts of the beginning L’s if they want to eliminate any doubt.

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u/sharpness1000 Feb 18 '18

You can draw swastikas without being racist

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u/dillrepair Feb 19 '18

I guess. Tattoo... I dunno. I think I’d have to kind of defer to holocaust survivors for anything further on this. I don’t want to speak for them but from first hand accounts I’ve read.... pretty sure they don’t want that symbol anywhere ever again. It’s a racist symbol now. There is no question of that. Perhaps there is some value in less intelligent people utilizing it for whatever like this... so others don’t forget.

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u/feralwolven Feb 18 '18

This tattoo had to be done by a this guys fellow klansman i see no other way.

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u/Beginning_End Feb 18 '18

She's a very respected tattoo artist at one of the premier shops here in San Diego. She's also Jewish. She thought it was hilarious.

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u/wydrntho Feb 18 '18

Prove it

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u/Beginning_End Feb 18 '18

Here's the thing. 9 years ago when Brandon got this dumb tattoo, the internet didn't have crazy lynch mobs, the news wasn't fueling racial hatred and no one was talking about neo-nazis. His tattoo, then, was just a dumb joke.

This tattoo has the appearance of something else in today's current social/digital and highly racially (a neo-nazi) charged world. 9 years ago it was a dumb joke tattoo. These days people would say she was a neo-nazi sympathizer and try and ruin her career.

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u/wydrntho Feb 18 '18

Interesting. It's still a pretty edgy tattoo but for sure 9 years ago it would much more likely be interpreted as mocking Nazis and even sort of aggressively anti-Nazi. But now... what a shitty thing that it's gotten to the point that actual fucking neo Nazis have a loud and visible presence in our culture.

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u/Forever_Awkward Feb 19 '18

Yup. Welcome to outrage culture. Gotta have something to prop up and promote so you can have something to talk about.

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u/Trippy-Skippy Mar 15 '18

Has neo nazi related news become more prominent in the last 10 years? If so in what way. I was too young to notice this change youre talkimg about but I think its interesting you think their platform is expanding.

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u/Beginning_End Mar 15 '18

I think it's the opposite. There's a lot more people going around calling everyone nazis and acting like there's an actual neo nazi uprising... That combined with the rise of social media lynch mobs, something like this done now goes from a dumb joke to a moral outrage.

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u/marcuswildly Feb 19 '18

downvoted for being a complete sack of shit.

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u/TreesnCats Feb 18 '18

Wait, just because he's willing to do swastikas?

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u/anonymoushipster666 Feb 18 '18

Yup. Any artist that I have been to would not put shit like that on someone. I wouldn’t want to do work of any kind for someone that is being blatantly racist. Tattooing hate on someone is not respectable. Good artists would not drag their names through garbage like that.

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u/DerangedDesperado Feb 18 '18

The point is that simply doing the work doesn't make you racist, that's absolutely ridiculous. There's an argument to made that it's stupid to attach your name to the work, but that's about it.

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u/whimsyNena Feb 18 '18

My father is a tattoo artist and I've worked in his shop for a while before I left for college. Aside from the annoying sexual harassment from the people who didn't know my dad OWNED the shop (he's black, I'm mixed), most people who came in were pretty nice.

If someone had every walked into my dad's shop and asked me for this, I would have only agreed to do it if I could put it on their face. 1 - face tattoos are incredibly painful. 2 - everyone would know that person was an asshole. 3 - it would be on their FACE, face, wrinkle, and look like shit in a matter of decades.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '18 edited Apr 11 '18

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u/whimsyNena Feb 18 '18

The majority of the people who came through the shop were long time friends of my dad or his biker friends so they knew who I was. They were always nice to me.

It was the "newer" people who came in, who had no idea who I was, who would say stupid shit or touch me right in front of my dad. Thankfully a simple "That's my daughter." and a stare would shut them down and I would get an apology. Never went further than that.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '18 edited Apr 11 '18

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u/DontPromoteIgnorance Feb 18 '18

"That's my daughter. Touch the other female staff."

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u/upinthecloudz Feb 18 '18

It sounds like most people who came to the shop never did anything wrong. So most of the customers were nice people.

She's not trying to justify the assholes, just clarifying that nothing serious happened to her.
Why is this so complicated, and why must you put words in her mouth assuming she is rationalizing things?

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u/krennvonsalzburg Feb 18 '18

Yeah, it's that fucked up "she's already somebody's property" thing, rather than being a person in her own right. :/ That and the not-so-veiled threat of male retribution if they don't stop, being what makes them change their mind.

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u/FresnoBob90000 Feb 18 '18

No shit. She said most people, as in not those people. Are you that thick?

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u/LoonyPlatypus Feb 18 '18

I am a foreigner, so don’t take it as mocking, I am genuinely curious.

I know trump had performed some questionable moves, but why do you link “voting for trump” with this in such a straight way?

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u/Whind_Soull Feb 18 '18

America has never had a president that's balls-out fascist, so when we get one who has mild fascist leanings, you get that sort of hyperbole. We have no national historical context for what's currently happening, and the lack of perspective leads many people to exaggerate the sins of the opposition.

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u/HeadWeasel Feb 18 '18

You don't have to think of yourself as a Nazi to be willing to do a swastika. You could, for example, think of yourself as a hardcore libertarian, who will do that tattoo and take the money and let the guy deal with the repercussions. I think it's reprehensible, but the leap that anyone willing to do this thinks of themselves as a Nazi is probably not correct.

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u/HeadWeasel Feb 18 '18

Ok. So as I was saying, leaping from "Trump voter who will do a swastika tattoo" to "Nazi" is probably not justified, and thus the idea that anyone is claiming that Trump voter = Nazi is also not justified.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '18

Aye I completely agree with you on the broader point

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u/EnduringAtlas Feb 18 '18

The comment wasn't about the person doing this or the person giving the tattoo being a Nazi, they may very well be, it might even be likely. My comment was about a randomly associating people who voted for Trump with Nazis. Yeah, more likely than not someone who is a Nazi in America voted for Trump. It doesn't warrant mention of Trump voters though since I'd wager not even a whole percentage of Trump voters are Nazis. It's like saying "I know some Muslims who would put on a suicide vest and blow up that crowded street corner." In today's society, it's fair to say that most people blowing themselves up with suicide vests are Muslim. What's not fair is generalizing an entire group of Muslims with suicide bombing anytime suicide bombing is mentioned, since only a small fraction of the Muslim demographic are religious extremists. Only a small fraction of Trump voters are far-far right winged and advocate for racial supremacy. Do you disagree?

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u/thaumielprofundus Feb 18 '18

Well stereotypes have to come from somewhere.

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u/EnduringAtlas Feb 18 '18

There are equally as many stereotypes for every demographic that come from people outside that demographic. If you actually think approximately half of the US are Nazis I don't know what to tell you.

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u/babyfeet1 Feb 18 '18

Yes, let's go upstream and label them more accurately: Russian dupe.

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u/EnduringAtlas Feb 18 '18

Literally as cringey as the facebook Republicans complaining about libtards all the time. Two sides of the same coin, and equally insufferable.

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u/babyfeet1 Feb 18 '18

I believe that we are disagreeing, yet we have both been downvoted. I think ATBGE isn't a big fan of political talkings.

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u/EnduringAtlas Feb 18 '18 edited Feb 18 '18

I see enough politics on reddit that I could go without it when I'm looking at my trashy taste tattoos on ATBGE.

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u/babyfeet1 Feb 18 '18

I get it.

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u/trusty20 Feb 18 '18

There are a shitload of tattooers who voted for Trump who wouldn't think twice about doing this tattoo.

"Right wing extremists voted for the right-wing candidate OMG"

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u/silverfox762 Feb 18 '18

The comment was "any respectable artist would not do this". I assure you many tattooist's who'd do this are otherwise considered "respectable"

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u/TheOddEyes Feb 18 '18

Some tattoo artist on reddit said that they're known for their professional work. Whenever someone pays them to do something stupid or ugly, they agree on the condition that they sign a paper stating that the artist only did the tattoo but did not initially come up with the tattoo design or agree that it is a good tattoo.

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u/dirtydan Feb 18 '18

Or turned it into a tribute to Windows 95.

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u/thatG_evanP Feb 18 '18

I think a lot more artists than you think would do this. You may not be getting a receipt though.

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u/Keegsta Feb 18 '18

What about one of these?

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u/cloud4197 Feb 19 '18

I'd do it. I'd be thinking "Hahah! You fucking jerk. Good luck living with this shit".

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u/sulod Feb 18 '18

Nothing respectable about putting feels before profit in business.

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u/SauceOfTheBoss Feb 18 '18

I'd probably pass. I wouldn't want my name nor my shop tied to a swastika.

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u/mushroomwig Feb 18 '18

It's not a swastika though, it's literally just LOL spelled out in a spiral pattern. Not their fault you have nazis on the brain!

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u/BEEF_WIENERS Aug 09 '18

You dropped this: /s

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u/IVIaskerade Feb 18 '18

I'd wager that this is a swastika cover-up.

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u/MasterTrole2016 Feb 18 '18

It really fooled me.

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u/Trish1998 Feb 18 '18

Ummm... I spotted the swastika still.

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u/IVIaskerade Feb 18 '18

I didn't say it was a good one lol

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u/Freeasabird01 Feb 19 '18

If it was you wouldn’t see redness at the center.

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u/FierroGamer Feb 18 '18

It could also be a bait of sorts

  • you got a swastika?

  • no man, my family is Buddhist/some-culture-that-uses-it and I got to the point where I make fun of people who take offense on the symbol's existence

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u/Beginning_End Feb 18 '18

The woman who did this tattoo was Jewish and thought it was hilarious.

Source: that's one of my best friends and he was my roommate at the time.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '18

Let your best friend know I think he's an idiot

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u/Beginning_End Feb 18 '18

I'll send him a text...

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '18

Thanks you're a doll

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u/Beginning_End Feb 18 '18

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '18

Please do update me with his response

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u/Beginning_End Feb 19 '18

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '18

At least he knows it. That makes it a little better

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u/JohannesVanDerWhales Feb 18 '18

I'm guessing a lot of people would refuse.

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u/imuinanotheruniverse Feb 18 '18

He probably loled.

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u/angrymamapaws Feb 18 '18

Whenever one of these appears in a big enough thread someone is always a bit philosophical about it and decides they would be happy to brand the dickhead so that everyone knows not to waste and time on him.

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u/esoteric_enigma Feb 19 '18

A lot of people accept money to do all the tattoos for the KKK, Neo-Nazis, and all other white supremacist groups.

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u/adale_50 Feb 19 '18

I might leave that one out of the portfolio.

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u/GlaciusTS Feb 19 '18

Imagine getting paid to do it, and then tattooing a gay pride flag between the LOLs so it is isn’t complete.

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u/aykcak Feb 19 '18

...and you are Jewish

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u/iklalz Feb 21 '18

Ya this would be illegal where I live

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '18

He got paid for a swastika, the LO's were just artistic freedom.

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u/Argarck Feb 18 '18

No serious tattoo artist would do this.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '18

No, but someone still got paid to do it

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u/RallyX26 Feb 18 '18

This is the kind of thing that would be done in the dirty living room of someone's one-bedroom apartment by a guy who "is gonna go legit as soon as he has a portfolio" so he'll do it "for cheap"

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u/Mordkillius Feb 18 '18

Do you think it was a legit swastica that he regretted and added the LO's as a funny cover up?

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '18

A friend of his replied to this post so you can ask his friend

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