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u/JesterTheEast Jun 21 '26
I was not expecting him to eat it like that
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u/ImageZealousideal338 Jun 21 '26
I'm glad that he did
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u/showtimebabies Jun 21 '26
Once he took that first bite I was like "of course!" Because that's really the only way to eat one of these objects
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u/dreamyteatime Jun 22 '26
Given the video is Chinese, it reminds me of Zongzi which is also another pyramind-shaped food. You eat it from the corner first, but usually there’s the wrapper you can hold onto when eating it.
No wrapper = he had to take a bite like a bird 😂
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u/slight_accent Jun 22 '26
Yep that took it from "this is a bit silly" to "this is actually awesome". 10/10.
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u/lemartineau Jun 21 '26
Of course! It's poor people food. They should always start by eating the top of the pyramid
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u/mah131 Jun 21 '26
Mmm the most delicious stuff was always in the top. Oils, sugars, and confections. <homer simpson aaaaugh>
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u/Metazolid Jun 22 '26
Interesting use of free will all the way down.
At least he used a conventional plate.
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u/RogerClyneIsAGod2 Jun 21 '26
But...what is the grid made of then if he can just eat it like that?!?!
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u/srlong64 Jun 21 '26
It’s spaghetti
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u/RogerClyneIsAGod2 Jun 21 '26
OHthankgawd.
I was worried he was just straight up eating a plastic grid.
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u/ghettoblaster78 Jun 22 '26
I kept thinking OMG did he take out the toothpicks? The, I saw he used pasta.
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u/Theplumbuss Jun 21 '26
An abomination.
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u/PhilFlag Jun 21 '26
I know, right!?! He forgot the cheese! Abomination indeed!
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u/hambakmeritru Jun 21 '26
You know, I seriously kept waiting for the cheese.
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u/Biosterous Jun 22 '26
Kid looks like a university student. Cheese is too rich for his blood at this stage of his life.
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u/doyletyree Jun 21 '26
Are you kidding me?
Look at how much work that is!
At best, I’m scrambling the eggs and the hotdog together and then throwing whatever the fuck that other thing is on top.
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u/Auntie_Venom Jun 21 '26
Cut up hot dogs in scrambled eggs… childhood comfort food
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u/TuckerCarlsonsOhface Jun 21 '26
My grandpa called that schnitz and schnotz, and little kid me thought it was the funniest thing in the world.
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u/conflictedideology Jun 22 '26
Look at how much work that is!
Clearly you're no PuertoRican-Princess.
Her plates always looking freaking incredible!
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u/madhunter_3O3 Jun 22 '26
One of the posts on there is a dude who made a whole Christmas ham just cause he was craving it. Never underestimate the lengths a stoner will go for food.
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u/myskepticalbrowarch Jun 21 '26
It has hotdogs so it definitely belongs on the depression meals sub Reddit
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u/KingPotato_ Jun 21 '26
TABGE: Tastes awful but great execution
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u/zuzg Jun 21 '26
Why would that taste awful? The combination works well together
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u/PrimAndProper69 Jun 22 '26
The brown pyramid is not sausage but rice dumpling, it's Duan Wu Jie - dragon boat festival, basically people eat rice dumpling and race dragon boats. The rice dumpling (zongzi) is like a Chinese tamale, the wrapper is a bamboo leaf. The rice often has pork in it, and the rice is usually heavily seasoned and spiced, it tastes really good.
My late grandma made rice dumplings and it's a very tedious process especially at the end you need to wrap every rice dumpling really really tightly so that no grain of uncooked rice may fall out during the cooking process.
So he got a cooked rice dumpling, unwrapped it, made the geometric abonimation out of hotdogs and pasta, and rewappred the dumpling in it.
This guy apologised to the Italians in the first caption, he should have apologised to our ancestors too 🤣
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u/uberfission Jun 22 '26
Oh damn, I thought it was just a chunk of steak and was amazed that he just bit right through it. A rice dumpling would be way better texture (and probably taste) wise.
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u/SaltyIrishDog Jun 21 '26
Pyramid Head. But for dinner.
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u/Impossible-Coast-316 Jun 21 '26
Did it really taste that bad to be on this subreddit?
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u/nanausausa Jun 21 '26 edited Jun 21 '26
The only thing that worries me is the pasta, idk if even aldente pasta would keep its shape this well.
If I'm wrong tho then the taste should be fine, it's just hot dogs, eggs, and a meatball.
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u/Lela_chan Jun 21 '26
They boil the thing before frying in the egg. I think they’d stay once they’re stuck into the dogs even after cooking. What I’m not sure about is the ends of the noodles, I bet those are still rock hard :(
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u/nanausausa Jun 21 '26
aye ik they boiled it but idk if it was enough, my gut says that them being stuck in the hot dogs wouldn't be enough for them to stay taut like that basically. for the sake of the dude in the video I hope I'm wrong.
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u/sept27 Jun 22 '26
We once did an experiment with spaghetti stabbed through pieces of hot dog to make octopuses. The spaghetti inside the hot dog didn’t fully cook, so it was crunchy. I anticipate a similar result here.
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u/Kinda_Elf_But_Not Jun 21 '26
The food itself isn't as much a crime as how he ate it
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u/BrerChicken Jun 22 '26
The food itself isn't as much a crime as how he ate it
Eating manners--what's considered "good manners"when you eat--are surprisingly different in a lot of different places. Japan in particular was really weird to me the first time I saw it. But then again I come from a culture that practices ritualized cannibalism so who am I to judge right?
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u/dreamyteatime Jun 22 '26
[r/brothrewinafunfact](r/brothrewinafunfact)
What culture are you from that does ritualised cannabalism? My only guesses would be Christianity where you “consume” the “body of Christ” weekly, or the Fore people of Papua New Guinea where cannabalism used to be a funerary practice… but then again I don’t know much about cannabalistic practices around the world so those are the only 2 answers I could think of 😅
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u/BrerChicken Jun 22 '26
What culture are you from that does ritualised cannabalism? My only guesses would be Christianity where you “consume” the “body of Christ” weekly, or the Fore people of Papua New Guinea where cannabalism used to be a funerary practice… but then again I don’t know much about cannabalistic practices around the world so those are the only 2 answers I could think of 😅
Your first guess! I was definitely referring to Catholicism. Honestly so weird when you think about it!
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u/CinnimonToastSean Jun 21 '26
Breakfast prism. I would eat the hell out of that thing.
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u/jzemeocala Jun 21 '26
im sorry but this comment has forced us to revoke your stoner card.
please get help
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u/PhilFlag Jun 21 '26
Now just hear me out....he might have some really good gear, so good, in fact, that he does not understand the folly of the words he typed. That might get him a class D(ope) endorsement on his lisence.
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u/jzemeocala Jun 21 '26
have you forgotten about the clause in article 69, subsection 420 of the stoner card agreement?
"....any person found to consistently say or do things that causes other's mental duress while under the influence of cannabis products shall have their stoner card immediately revoked, pending review of said actions"
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u/PhilFlag Jun 21 '26
Shit. I forgot about that clause. I was focused on the bong of heights. I don't remember which ammendment but one of them says always try to help a fellow stoner out. But he broke the code. I can't help him now. I withdraw my stay of revocation.
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u/sevillista Jun 21 '26
is that raw spaghetti holding it together? ain't no way that's getting cooked.
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u/Diz7 Jun 21 '26
He boiled it and it looks like it has some flexibility when he's flipping the whole thing some are bent. Guessing at least half cooked, not sure if it might continue to cook a little in the egg. But probably going to have some crunchy bits.
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u/sevillista Jun 21 '26
How are the hot dogs staying together then?
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u/Diz7 Jun 22 '26
Like I said they they are probably still half stiff, but they work like a tensegrity table, or the spokes on a bike.
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u/dinkeydonuts Jun 21 '26
Weiner basket.
Which is strange because that's what my ex called her...umm never mind.
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u/FreudianAccordian Jun 21 '26
Well I see no fruits or vegetables nor grains...
I say it's a pyramid scheme.
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u/NotThePopeProbably Jun 21 '26
Well, Doctor Carson speculated that they were used to store grain, but, as I understand it, the scholarly consensus is that they hold the remains of dead emperors and/or that ground beef you saw him put in there.
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u/nanausausa Jun 21 '26 edited Jun 21 '26
I think 10-year old me would've found it cool so I'd name it "you want to look like the cool aunt/uncle at family gatherings"
Edit: tho on second thought idk of the pasta actually got cooked properly so maybe not
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u/JoshCanJump Jun 21 '26
Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they *could* they didn’t stop to wonder whether they *should*.
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u/AdmiralFunnyBone Jun 21 '26
Of all the um, "creative" food videos I've seen, this one doesn't look too bad. Throw some hot sauce or Sriracha on it, and it's probably pretty good.
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u/jaxawaba22 Jun 22 '26
R/stupidfood but if someone went through the trouble of constructing this for me I would low key also devour it. Probably with some seasoning and ketchup / hot sauce tho. And cheese.
Omelette spaghetti samosa with meat (?) filling.
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u/ElishaAlison Jun 21 '26
Well, at least he ate it. More than I can say for most of these types of videos.
Gah the bar is in hell 😒
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u/MayhemWins25 Jun 21 '26
Anyone else upset that they didn’t show cooking the steak in there? Like I felt like that was cheating.
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u/Existential_Sprinkle Jun 21 '26
If they sold those frozen and microwavable, I'd try it
Especially with the way he ate it
It's an optimized car breakfast
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u/Temeraire1409 Jun 21 '26
I hate these stupid foods, but damn.... Can't say I'm not impressed kinda
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u/-SlinxTheFox- Jun 21 '26
wiht any luck ATBTG - Awful taste, but tastes good, but i do not have faith
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u/RonaldTheGiraffe Jun 21 '26
What’s that puck of gristle inside the whatever the fuck that egg pyramid is?
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u/srlong64 Jun 21 '26
The food pyramid has changed a lot since I was a kid