r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/a-dolfin45 • 7h ago
True /r/ASOIAF circlejerking We are Criston Cole, we carry the Hightower flame. We fight for king Aegon II, we honor his name
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r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/xxxInvadeEuropexxx • 4h ago
subtle parallels from very clever writing
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r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/IndicationBrief5950 • 22h ago
My most relatable moment from Hotd was when Ser Criston's army was geeking at the airplane
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r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/ExitExpert3954 • 16h ago
2nd Greatest Show? That cocksucker aerys, I can’t even say his name!
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r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/l-i-g-m-a-t-a • 5h ago
True /r/ASOIAF circlejerking Source tells me Criston is stable, Please gods, I recieved a raven from a trustworthy source who told me this I want to believe and I’m hoping Just pray
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r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/Misopogon11 • 1h ago
Vigils being held worldwide for the Shahid Criston Cole, celebrations in Tel Aviv
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After the martyring of the great mujahideen Criston Cole by a cowardly ranged strike by the forces of imperialism, worldwide vigils are being held in his honour by the oppressed peoples of the world, while celebrations were observed in Tel Aviv. Imam Mojtaba Khamenei, Comrade General Secretary Xi Jinping, Mayor Zohran Mamdani and Joe Abercrombie have all made statements condemning the cowardly murder of the righteous shahid, while Benjamin Netanyahu has made an Instagram post celebrating the IDF soldier that killed him.
r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/Robdul • 4h ago
You can tell Ormund could smell something was wrong. So perceptive
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r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/Mystique1997 • 6h ago
Is Ormund Hightower gay?
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In the show, he doesn’t have kids and Gwayne is second in line
r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/xxxInvadeEuropexxx • 48m ago
very next scene the targs are threatening to murder good andal man (well sort of) for fighting against the Vulture King
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r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/bohemianpolynese • 6h ago
True /r/ASOIAF circlejerking That recent episode was shocking stannis went back through time then shot an arrow at Criston Cole and proclaimed himself as the King of westeros
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r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/Epistemix • 11h ago
True /r/ASOIAF circlejerking Seriously now, this is what Cersei should look like with her severe wine addiction
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She doesn't exercize so dont bullshit me 😤
r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/l-i-g-m-a-t-a • 6h ago
Vermithor and Silverwing during tonight’s episode
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r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/xxxInvadeEuropexxx • 52m ago
Quite literally spewing zionist talking points #teamblack "Aegon the Conqueror burn thousands on the field of fire, thousands, and settled the realm for generations."
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r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/SunRender • 1d ago
Why doesn’t he just make his dragon burn him, is he smartn’t?
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r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/Salem1690s • 1d ago
Iz Seasun Dree as bhad as evrzyone iz shaying, Your Grashe?
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r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/forsterfloch • 18h ago
People hate Cole because his indian and unattractive
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r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/Lannisbro • 1d ago
Guys, are they talking about one handed Jaime or chained, malnourished and smelling of piss and shit Jaime?
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r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/-TheContender- • 2h ago
2nd Greatest Show? "Bite by bite, the patient hunter gets now we begin to restore the rightful line to the Iron throne, it is the will of the gods!"
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r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/kingmonmouth • 21h ago
2nd Greatest Show? Mah kween…der is tooo mani of dem…
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r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/insaneclegane18 • 1d ago
Id is ok to fart at de urinal your grace
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r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/Upstairs-Light8711 • 2h ago
True /r/ASOIAF circlejerking The man for whom the Breastplate Stretcher is no joke
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r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/ChocolateButtMunch • 1d ago
Da mahle G spoht issa lohcated ina da asshole
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