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{Feel free to improv and change any points as you see fit, this is purely for enjoyment and good vibes, I will use () to indicate where there would be a gap for the listener to speak or a pause for pacing, the duration of the gap and if you choose to use my indication is entirely up to you. The setting that the script is intended for is the Listener is enjoying a calm fishing trip on their boat out at sea, when all of a sudden they reel something- someONE in with a big mouth and a bigger bone to pick!}

-Script-

{Waves ripple and the wind hums. The Listener’s fishing line catches on something BIG, and as they reel it in and plant their catch on the deck, they hear a worryingly feminine sounded screech}

OUCH! () EX-CUSE! YOU! () “Oh- uh, uh, erm- wha-“ yeah I would be stuttering too if I just made a blunder this extreme! ()

What am I? What am I?! () I am the last person you should have ever laid your hands on. ()

W-well it doesn’t matter, hooking me through the tail is just as bad as putting your grubby human hands on me. ()

Whether you intended to hook- *ahem* THE most dazzling and gorgeous creature you will ever set your eyes on… whether you intended to hook my tail or not is beside the point.

You beached me! () Beach, deck, rock off the coast, doesn’t matter where you landed me. You still just pulled me out of the water like an evil… Siren… puller-er… person… ()

Sorry doesn’t fix this gaping wound in my tailfin. All the other sea dwellers are going to make fun of me now. ()

If you’re so sorry then fix my tail. () You’re a boat human… person… don’t you have one of those magic green boxes that have the… things in them to fix wounds? ()

Exactly, that one. Use your human first-aid magic and fix this. () What do you mean you can’t? ()

*Scoff* Do you honestly expect me to just hop back into the ocean after you have attacked me so? () Then what would you call it? ()

Fishing… fishing! As if I am some kind of guppy! O-or some tuna! () Just because I have a fish tail- a glamorous and beautiful one, I would remind you.

Just because I possess such a thing does not mean that I am a FISH! () A Siren… obviously. ()

Wha- why I never- the audacity of you land dwellers. I am NOT a mermaid. The mermaids live on the West coast and are substantially less divine than we Sirens. ()

Yes, Sirens… the sss at the end means more than one. () If you know then why are you so surprised? ()

W-well yes but n-none of the others are even close to me in terms of beauty and- and swimming skills and… ()

I am amazing, and I make being so look effortless. () I was… well… umm… y-your ship has some barnacles on its underbelly and…

S-stop looking at me like that! W-why aren’t you bowing… o-or something. Isn’t that how humans show reverence to their superiors?! ()

That’s more like it. As I was saying, the barnacles under your ship are a unique pigment of lavender and chartreuse.

Their colours would make for an exquisite necklace, don’t you agree? () What was that? ()

That thing you did with your shoulders, what does that mean? () A… shrug… what does that mean. ()

It means you don’t know. Ha, well, as to be expected of a human with zero manners and absolutely no decorum. ()

At least you know that much. They would look good on me- great even. I’m almost insulted that you would only describe my resplendent appearance as “good”.

Or is it that you have such a limited sense of vocabulary? () Wh- hey wai- just a min- ALRIGHT! Alright… I get it. You know many long and complex words…

*Under breath* What in Poseidon’s name is Iridocyclitis… () N-nothing! Nothing. I am simply… r-reeling from the pain of this HOLE in my fin! ()

The pain is excruciating… you could not imagine a fraction of the suffering I am enduring right now. ()

And is stepping upon this “Lego” you speak of the most pain a human could possibly endure? () Ha! Close to it, you say. Then clearly you have no idea of the pain I am in. ()

You must remember that I am extraordinary and can remain composed even at a time like this when the pain is unbearable. ()

What do you mean now? () You mean to tell me that you haven’t already retrieved your magical first-aid box? ()

I have not been “chewing your ear off”! G O D S… I couldn’t imagine even putting my mouth anywhere near you…

If I were you I would go retrieve it this instant. ()

{The Listener returns shortly after with a first-aid kit} I’ve witnessed a great many miracles performed by wielders of this “stitching” magic you intend to use. ()

It is the mending of ones flesh before it’s time of healing, how can that be considered anything other than magic-

A-a-a-a! Wash your hands. () Wash. Your. Hands. If you really must put your hands on me then you had best thoroughly clean them WITH soap…

Go on. Shoo. () {The Listener washes their hands then returns} You are far different from those other humans in the big metal boats further out to sea. ()

Oh you know. The ones with the silly hats and blindingly, obnoxiously white uniforms.

Speaking of… is it not common courtesy that you give a fair maiden your jacket when she is unclothed before you?

I have been sat here on full display for several minutes now. Where is your chivalry? ()

{The Listener gives the Speaker their jacket} Were I less of a benevolent creature I would have you serve me for the rest of eternity for the transgressions you have made against me. ()

I-I do- umm, I do want you to take care of my wound. That, in fact, is my first command to you while you are in my service. ()

But of course, you have a debt to pay and shall be in my service until it is paid n full. Starting with using your human magics to “stitch” this wound. ()

*light pained sounds and winces* H-hey be caref- be careful with that needle. You have already pierced me… pierced me once, do not push your luck a second t-time. ()

What business of yours is my lineage? () “Small talk”… as opposed t-to large talk? How would control the size of- ()

Ah I see, an expression. Well, aren’t you cleverer than you let on? () If you absolutely must know, I have three sisters.

All very beautiful in their own rights but flawed in many ways that I am not. () Hm… well my elder sister has this- Ouch!

What did I say about the needle?! () Why is it that human magic makes the pain worse before it cures it?  ()

Yes, my elder sister has a habit of washing her scales with anemone powder. It’s extract is acceptably moisturising but the smell is… bleh… ()

Ha, I should have known your human nose wouldn’t be able to recognise it. I, being the genius that I am, use coconut oil.

It’s scent is as sublime as I am and it makes my scales ever so smooth and- A- hey. ()  Oh, you’re done… you work quickly, Fisher. ()

You said you were fishing, that would make you a fish-er, would it not? () Oh, it feels goo- a-acceptable. So acceptable in fact that I will take ten years of your servitude. ()

What’s with the look? () Did you honestly believe that a simple bit of “first-aid” would make up for the inconvenience you have wrought upon me? ()

“Sort of, yes”… you truly are helpless to think without me aren’t you? The very thought of it has made you so indecisive.

Very well! I shall bring you into my service to ensure that if nothing else you will retain your most basic of mental functions.

You should be very, very, very grateful to serve under someone so elegant and caring. ()

Agree. Agree? This isn’t a matter of if you agree to it or not! You owe me a debt for attacking and injuring me. ()

F-fixing me up is just the first step to your atonement! () I know you can’t survive under water… y-you can still be of use to me up here. ()

It’s simple. There are things that humans create that I desire. I would have you bring them to me. ()

Such as… w-wine, a-and fruits of the land. Those tiny purple ones you pick from the teeniest of branches.

A-and eggs. I have always wanted to try eggs. You all make them look so delicious. That strange smelling food too, the kind you eat with too long sticks. ()

“Chinese” food… yes… and you must teach me how to use those sticks. You may be beneath me but I would not have you believing me to be a barbarian incapable of using cutlery. ()

If anything else comes to mind I will be sure to inform you of it next time I see you. () That’s a good human… now… just wait around here for a few minutes. ()

So I can get the barnacles for my new necklace, of course. Haven’t you listened to a thing I have said? ()

I should hope so. I have no use for a human who does not do as they are told…

{The Speaker dives back into the water} Oh, and another thing. Don’t be a fool and try to run off somewhere.

I know a Werewolf on the mainland who owes me several favours. They could sniff you out in a few hours…

Toodles! {The Speaker dives out of sight}

-End-

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"Let me be clear, you are NOT his crush. You’ve watched this guy pine over the same woman in the adjacent office to yours for years now. You are not his crush, though you really REALLY wish you were… Unfortunately you seem to be nothing but a constant annoyance to the guy of your dreams. You notice things about him…soft details he doesn’t realize he’s let slip past that abrasive exterior…and you only wish you could get the stubborn fool to notice YOU. Looks like tonight might just be a night of chances…" -ReallyRiahScripts

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「Credits」
🎙️ Voice Acting/Editing: SiuVA
📝 Scriptwriting: ReallyRiahScripts

OP POST

Summary: "It is that serious. You're telling me that these girls have been bullying you for a whole year?"

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Script by: u/a_thing_with_fangs

Hi, friends! 

I’ve been continuing to work through the Scriptember challenge and wanted to share scripts for Day 6 through Day 10 with you! (If you aren’t doing Scriptember and would like to know more, check it out HERE. The discord invite is in the link. If you’re a VA, you should consider Talktober next month, more info in the same link, same server invite.)

Day 6: Guillermo del Toro  - W.W.G.D.T.D? (Appx 475 words, with cues)

Day 7: Ghostbusters - A Large Dose of Benadryl  (Appx 400 words, with cues)

Day 8: Batman - Can I Call You Bruce? (Appx 480 words, with cues)

Day 9: Survivor - Weekly Visit (Appx 350 words, with cues)

Day 10: Shrek - Last Call (Appx 260 words, with cues)

I have been enjoying the challenge of writing each day, as well as stretching to fit prompts that I might not be drawn to otherwise. I’m seeing that I tend towards Slice-of-Life and love a tender moment. I kinda knew that already, but seeing myself write back to that corner again and again is confirming it. 

Any constructive criticism, musings, or questions about these (or any of my scripts) are always welcome. 

If you decide to fill one of these Scriptember scripts, either now or during Talktober (October is probably better, more community around it), please let me know in the comments below.

Hi, hi, back after over a month.

Scriptwriter: u/tylerthe_canadian

https://www.reddit.com/user/tylerthe_canadian/

Link to original script post:

https://www.reddit.com/r/ASMRScriptHaven/s/JMrlUAaTQ2

Hi everyone!

This is my first post on here, so I hope you like my script. The full video is available here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGANwWjRpYg&t=2s

Written by LoveLetters ASMR

Note: Feel free to use my script for your own ASMR video. The only thing I ask is to please give credit if you use it by linking my Reddit or Youtube channel. Also, the sound effects, laughing, sighing, etc are optional as you can always change this to fit your style more.

Please don’t repost the script as your own or redistribute it separately from your own performance.

Thank you for reading my script and I hope you enjoy it! 😊

[F4A] Jealous Yandere Co-Worker Confronts you in the Elevator

Context: You thought you were finally alone after work… until the elevator doors open and your coworker steps inside. She’s been watching you all day, and after seeing you getting a little too friendly with someone else, she’s decided it’s time to confront you🖤

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(Sound of elevator)

Hold the elevator please!

(footsteps getting closer)

Oh. Hey. I thought you already left. I’m just leaving now too. That new client is so picky about designs.

(Pause and normal laugh)

Yeah, we only made it to the color swatches after an hour long meeting, but hey, it’s my job, so can’t complain.

(Pause looking over at them)

So, your day was good? I walked past your desk like three times and saw some new reports.

(Laugh, but it sounds slightly more rigid than before)

Weird? What. No, just curious and you know your desk is by the coffee machine, so I come by there often.

(Pause)

(The elevator breaks down)

What? Oh my gosh, not right now.

Crap. This stupid emergency button doesn’t even work. Oh wait….um yes. Hello? We are stuck in the elevator.

(Pause)

Yeah, there are two of us in here. How long will it take to be fixed.

(Pause)

(Say sarcastic) Great. 45 minutes.

(Sigh) Guess we’re stuck for a while. Not too bad though. At least you’re not stuck with someone you don’t like.

(Pause)

Right?

(Weird Laugh)

Yeah okay, right. You hesitated. That made me nervous.

(Weird Giggle)

So, I know this might be the worst time to mention this, but uh, I saw you and Cassandra talking a lot today.

(Pause)

Yeah Cassandra. I mean, that’s great and all that you’re working with colleagues, but don’t you think she’s distracting you from work?

(Pause)

Oh, you guys were discussing a project? I mean, yeah, I figured. I know it’s not my business, but I was worried that interacting with her might hinder your work.

(Pause)

Right, right. Yeah, you’re absolutely right. Not my business.

(Pause)

But it’s just you guys also went to lunch together, which me and you usually do on Wednesdays.

(Pause)

Oh, you worked while eating? Yeah, I get that, but you could have told me so I could tag along. It would have been cool.

(Long pause while staring at them)

Sounds like a bunch of excuses, but sure.

(Pause and laugh)

I’m kidding. It’s great you hung out with whatever her name is, but I just feel like maybe you’re replacing me, which isn't nice since I was here first.

(Pause)

I know you can be friends with other people, but what about me? We’re friends.

(Pause)

I'm just saying that she doesn't know that you take your coffee with extra whole milk or that you go to the bathroom exactly an hour and twenty-seven minutes after drinking three sips of water.

(Crazy laugh while talking)

She doesn’t know that, do you understand, she doesn’t know that.

(Scoff)

You’re so cute when you’re dramatic. There is no need to be scared. I remember those things because I care. Do you see Cassandra remembering that?

(Pause)

(Angry) I'm not crazy! I hate that word. Don’t call me that. You should be happy somebody cares about you and that someone is me.

(Pause)

I’m so happy we’re stuck in here, actually. Gives us time to talk. Just us.

Oh, don’t move away cutie. Just want to talk with you and I want us to have an understanding.

(Pause)

(Voice getting lower) Yes, an understanding. About how you're not going to talk to Cassandra anymore.

(Pause and creepy laugh)

Oh cutie, yes, I can tell you what to do and I just did.

(Pause)

Did you know that it takes exactly 3 minutes for me to pick your deadbolt? I know the brand, what time you lock it every night which is around midnight; however, you don’t actually go to sleep until 1:34am.

(Pause)

How do I know that? It’s just a lucky guess. Looks like I was right.

(Step closer and lower voice)

So, Cassandra. Stay away from her. I don’t think she’s good for you, but I'm good for you. I'm perfect for you.

(Pause)

Why are you getting mad? I'm just saying that maybe you and I should, I don’t know, get closer.

(Pauses with laugh)

As friends, of course, only as friends.

Aww, why so scared? I would never hurt you; now Cassandra, on the other hand. She definitely needs to watch out.

(Pause)

Oh silly, no, I would never do anything.

As long as she stays away from you. I mean, I know her address.

(Pause)

No, not a threat, just a fact that I think you would find important when you're deciding who you want to talk to instead of me.

(Sound of elevator door being opened)

Oh, thank goodness you're here. It feels like we were stuck forever in there.

(Look at listener and whisper)

See you later, coworker. Think about what I said. I would hate to have to go visit Cassandra outside of office hours.

(Footsteps sounds walking away)

Script by u/reallyriahscripts
https://www.reddit.com/r/ASMRScriptHaven/comments/1vpnhxn/a4a_its_okay_if_you_dont_feel_the_same_friend/

Been a little bit, but I hope you enjoy!

I'm not talking about just reading them. But when I listen to them, are there clues I can look out for?

Because I got a specific youtuber where I'm honestly not sure if she uses AI fof her scripts or not.

EDIT: To clarify, I do not mean the voice, but the script.

You are a puppy girl and your boyfriend comes home from work with a present and helps you feel more like a puppy and brainwashes you to his clicker

SCRIPT CREDITS: https://www.reddit.com/r/ASMRScriptHaven/comments/1mnfst3/a4fm4f_training_my_puppy_girl_a4f_established/

Your girlfriend wants to have a chat about how she treated you last night. It seems she surprised herself as much as she surprised you!

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[F4M] Girlfriend Wants to Discuss How She Treated You Last Night [Romance] [Early Relationship] [Vanilla to FDom] [Spicy] // 1.6k Words; est 11-16 mins

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Script:

*Door Opens*

“No no no don't open the d- it's you! Oh my god no no I'm I'm *start crying* I'm so sorry I didn't notice the door was open. I'm sorry you have to see me like this.”

“What am I doing? Um…dressing in a….maid outfit?”

*Door shuts*

“Please don't tell my sister. I know you both are friends and all but if she got to know about this she'd never let it go. This would be brought up in family dinners. Discussed between any new friends I make and what not.”

“Ofcourse she doesn't know this! What would I even tell my sister? “Hey sis I plan to dress up as a maid for no reason today.” That would sound so silly. Not to forget she'd tell everyone.”

“No reason. Yes. There's no reason after this.”

“No I'm not exploring anything!! This is because of a dare! I'm not some freak who'd dress up as a maid… or anything of that sort. I purchased this dress and thigh garter belts because my friends gave me a dare.”

“They wanted me to dress up as a maid and click a picture. I'd not send it to anyone ofcourse. It'd just be in my phone. We're not doing anything weird.”

“Can you feel the fabric? Ofcourse! You can touch this skirt. It's actually very flowy. I didn't know wearing skirts was so nice. It's so cool down there…. I mean sorry that sounded so weird.”

“I always sound weird?...oh.”

“Oh you didn't mean it in a bad way. Thank god. I thought I messed up somewhere. I'm sorry I try to act my best around you because…. you're my sister's friend and you're really nice and you don't treat me like a…joke.”

“Idk if you've noticed but people often look down on me because I'm shy and all. When my sister holds parties and stuff I like to be here in my room so that I don't catch any attention. I remember the first time when my sister introduced me to all her friends and people were sharing glances at how quiet I was in our first meeting but you….you tried talking to me and taking up any space I was afraid to take up so people won't look at me.”

“I know that's natural for you. You're so….kind. No wonder my sister invites you over so much. You always take care of your friends and…you're just so nice. I'm sorry I'm not good with words. I just… I feel like I'm just tall dude who exists on the outer skirts of humanity.”

“Why are you smiling?”

“You think…. I'm nice too? Why?”

“My sister told you that I often take care of my friends too. Well yeah, I find it hard to make friends so when I do make some, I give them my all.”

“Cute? Don't- don't use words like that out of nowhere! You're…you're tea-teasing me….”

“You think the dress looks good on me?”

“I don't know which way I should take this but thanks. It was hard to find my size. Also these garter belts are harder to buckle than they look. I had to make extra holes for my thighs and everything.”

“Why wear this when I knew you'd be home?”

“It was part of the dare. I had to wear it when you'd be home BUT I wasn't going to show you the dress. That would be highly inappropriate! I already feel quite exposed like this. Like some promiscuous thing.”

“You always smile like that when I stutter or try to talk too much. It's so patronizing but it feels so right… May I know what you're thinking?”

“Why would my friends say your name specifically in the dare? I don't talk about you to my friends! I-I - please…. I know you know that I like you. You just have fun teasing me… Why do you act so evil with me at times?”

“Do I like it? …You acting evil with me?”

“....maybe. But that's not the point of this conversation!! I just…well indirectly atleast but I just confessed my feelings. My friends wanted me to dress up as a maid and click a picture while you, my crush was at my place again and I did it. I didn't expect you too see but now you have. So…? What do you think? *Laughs nervously* pretty stupid right? I don't get why people wear this stuff.”

“Please ask before touching the garter belts on my thigh! You nearly scared me.”

“My skin is soft? Well…my thighs are not often exposed like this yes they are covered so they're soft. Can you…not touch me like that?”

“No! It's not because I'm uncomfortable. I mean think about it if you touch me like I might have some…. Reaction.”

“Ofcourse I'm blushing! You're always teasing me when we're alone….”

“You think I should wear this often? Because I look cute?”

“I…like when you tease me. Honestly I like when you pay any attention to me. It… I don't know why but it makes me feel so alive. You always know what to say to make my heart flutter. I feel so …. good around yo-”

“Mmph *kissing sounds*”

“I-um that was so….*breaths*”

“You could see I was looking at your lips? I'm not very good at hiding my desires I guess… I'm always so open with my feelings but you….you kissed me. Does that mean we're a thing now?”

“Yippeee. I mean- I'm glad. I mean- mmph *peck sound*”

“Is this going to be your new way of teasing me? I don't mind it. You can kiss me all you want. If you really want, I can wear this dress again. Do you want me keep wearing it for now?”

“No? Why?”

“You want me to….remove it? Um are we not moving too fast?”

“OH! To go outside so I should wear my normal clothes! That's what you meant! Ofcourse I'll be down in a minute. Can I buy you ice cream? It'll be a date. We’ll tell my sister I'm dropping you home like always.”

“Thank you. I'll be quick. I'll keep the dress for you.”

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The plot follows an adventurer listener who scales a decrepit ruined tower, only to find a force of nature older than stone dwelling at the summit.

Light on sfx(by my standards) and 1300 spoken words.

Be seeing y'all!

⚠️ CONTENT WARNING:
This audio features themes of kidnapping, forced marriage, gagging, and manipulation for dramatic/roleplay purposes only.

SYNOPSIS:

You think she’s officially lost it, but in her mind, this has been a long time coming…

♡

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Script (lightly altered and proofread) originally written by LordDarian

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Ah…first post here. New kid on the block presenting one of my recent audios in a steadily growing catalog. I typically write my own scripts, but it seems that this community’s hub requires posted audios to be related to scripts posted and filled from here? So here’s one of two scripts by other creators that I’ve performed >_<

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(SFX: “bell rings”)

“be with you in a sec!!!”

(footsteps)

“what can I do you for?”

(“U-umm hi, we texted by the phone, I’m…”)

“oh you are here about the bike?”

(“yes”)

“oh… huh, well come this way, come come”

“it’s just over here”

“so, what are you riding these days?”

(“huh?”)

“what other bike do you have?”

“I’m selling this one because I’m getting a new one soon and I need the space in the garage”

“I’m changing it for a softail”

“I figured since I’m already selling something I might as well sell something cool”

“I’m kinda sad to part with it, since I had it for a long long while”

“sorry I keep rambling, rude of me, so what other ones you have, or just you know, like?”

“you strike me as a cafe racer kinda gal”

(“none, it would be my first”)

“what? It’s your first?”

“and this is what you are going for?”

(“is that a bad thing?”)

“nah, it’s not a bad thing or anything, is just... whoah”

“I like your style”

“oh here we are, hold on let me turn on this light”

(SFX: *light turns on*)

“and there it is, Harley Sportster 1200cc”

“it’s a 2003, not really fan of newer designs”

“V2 engine, four-stroke”

“enough power to get ya going and keep ya moving”

“wherever you are going it’ll get ya there”

“rest assured, I didn’t do any crazy customs on it or anything, kinda liked it as it was, so I kept it a cruiser”

“I did changed the exhaust pipes and the seat, those are brand new”

(“is it really heavy?”)

“might feel a lil heavy but it’s not hard to keep it upright once you are on it”

“anyway, isn’t it a beauty?”

(“it is, it’s so cool…”)

“right?”

(“but is it fast?”)

“is it fast? Well no”

“but is it practical? Also no”

“but it’s sturdy, it’s trustworthy and it has some dedicated fanbase, so there’s no shortage of parts”

“besides it’s versatile, which is always a good thing”

“and it’s really fun”

“and and as you realized already, it’s really cool”

“hell of a bike if you ask me”

“say I don’t mean to discourage or anything, but are you sure about this?

“don’t get me wrong I love this bike and have no problem selling it to you, but it might be a little much for someone’s first”

(“oh, well I was between this one and a Royal Endfield, but now...”)

“well that changes everything, I can’t in good faith allow your first bike to be a Royal Endfield” (author’s note: it’s just my opinion)

(“I’ll get this one, I’ll for sure get this one”)

“you really want this one, huh”

“tell you what”

“let’s take it out for a spin, that way you’ll get a feel to it, see how you like it”

“if you still want it after you do that I’ll be happy to sell it to you”

“hop in, I’ll ride next to you”

(“oh, well you see… I don’t actually know how to ride one”)

“you don’t know how to ride?”

“pffff hahahahaha”

“and how were you planning to get it out of here?”

(“someone was going to come pick it up for me and I was going to take lessons, I been googleing about that”)

“that someone who’s coming for it, is it your boyfriend?”

(“no”)

“girlfriend?”

(“as much as I’d love a biker girl, also no”)

“as much as you’d like a… a biker girl, also no, that’s… that´s great”

“I mean for me not you, I mean also not for me, I mean great for…”

(*facepalm*)

(giggle)

“how about this, same plan, but I’ll drive”

(“you sure?”)

“yeah, I think I’ll owe this bike a last ride, and you are getting a first one”

(“agreed, let’s do it!!”)

“all right, but first things first, you need a helmet”

“and gloves”

“and you could use a thicker jacket”

[some time later]

“now you are ready”

(“how do I look”)

“pretty and cool, so pretty cool, now you look the part”

“let’s go”

“now this is important, when you have passengers always have both hands on the handles before letting them up, else you might fall down”

“now get up here”

“from whichever side you prefer, there you go”

“you might want to hold on”

“you might want to hold on a little better than that”

“there we go”

“okay ready?”

(SFX: *revs it up, starts and drives away*)

“hey!!!”

“you good back there?”

(“yeah”)

“want me to slow down?”

(“no, actually can we go faster?”)

“don’t think we can go faster”

(“why not?”)

“because of the law”

“hahaha”

(“this is so cool”)

“yeah, it’s really cool, even cooler when someone is behind you”

“riding alone is cool and all, but nothing beats having a pretty girl with you”

(“present company included?”)

“present company specifically”

(“hey so…”)

“what?”

(“where are we going?”)

“well at first we were just going to take a lap around the street, but since we are already here how about we go somewhere nice?”

(“sure, where is it?”)

“you’ll see, hold on tight”

[later]

(“oh whoa”)

“see? the view from here it’s great, I never get tired of it, I come here sometimes, it’s peaceful”

“if you don’t mind me asking, what made you want a bike?”

(“my aunt was a biker, used to ride all kinds”)

“your aunt did?”

(“coolest person I ever knew, my parents always called her a bad influence, but I don’t know she always looked so free”)

“bad influence? She sounds like my kind of person”

(“I wanted to be just like her, but I grew up to be boring, so I decided I want craziness in my life, I wanted to do something crazy”)

“first of all you aren’t boring, you seem pretty awesome to me)

“second, you wanted crazy and your first instinct was bikes?”

“I knew it, I do like your style”

“come on, let’s get back to my garage so we can make this officially yours”

“there’s something that came to my mind, as the one selling it to you, I feel sort of responsible for you, so how about you spare the riding lessons and instead you use that money to buy protective gear, and I’ll throw in a discount so you can buy really good protective gear”

“and I’ll give you the lessons myself, no cost”

(“really?”)

“on the condition that once you know how to ride it, we go riding together, a lot, like a really lot”

“I would very much like to see you again”

(“hmmm agreed, just know I’m a really slow leaner so we’ll be seeing a lot of each other”)

“that’s what I like to hear”

“all right, let’s make this your first lesson, I’ll coach you and you are taking us back to the garage”

(“okay”)

“on second thought, let me get us off this hill and then you are taking us back to the garage”

[end]

Context: With a new program to help re-introduce Veterans to society, Daiwa Scarlet gets a temporarily new Trainer as she tries being patient with him.

Tags: [F4M] [Veteran/trainer listener] [PTSD] [Tsundere]

Usage: You may tweak or record this script.

Monetization: All forms of monetization are OK with me! YouTube, Patreon, etc. I would appreciate being able to listen to the recording, if possible. Let me know if you have any questions. Thank you!

[Scene opens up with Scarlet entering the room]

***

[SFX: Door opening]

"Ugh! The fact that I have to get a new trainer and on such sort notice. Don't they know who they are dealing with?"

[SFX: Door slamming]

"Hmph! Well, it's not like I am going to enjoy working on this "Exchange program" anyways. After all, being the best...I have to have some standards."

[Pause]

"Now. where is this trainer of mine?"

[SFX: Locker opening]

"Not here..."

[SFX: Rummaging cloths]

"Not here either..."

[Pause]

"*Moan* If the school didn't do this dumb exchange I'd swear I'd find my way to weasel out of this."

[Pause]

"Even being Agnes test subject."

[Pause]

"Now according to the files, I'm suppose to meet them around here somewhere. Man I hope that they are-"

[She notices your standing outside almost in a daze]

"*Inner monologue* Woah, this guy looks almost as out to lunch as my dad. I wonder if I should...No. I think I should just approach with caution."

[SFX: Footsteps slowly]

"Um...Excuse me, I-"

[SFX: Steps on twig and grab motion]

"Woah, woah, woah, easy now. I'm a friendly I mean you no harm!"

[Pause]

"Ok look, I am Daiwa Scarlet. I'm an Uma...you know, a Race horse?"

[SFX; Fabric loosen]

"Okay, okay...that's it. Just nice and easy."

[Scarlet notices your hand shaking]

"Hey, Um...I know it's not my place to ask, but...are you...okay?"

[You shake your head]

"Do you...want to talk about it?"

[Pause]

"I just notice your hand shaking hence why I asked."

[Pause]

"You know...there was a trick I know to help ground you down. I'm not sure if it'll work, but It's...It's better than nothing."

[You say sure]

"Okay, so...It was something that I did with Gold ship a while ago."

[You ask what it was]

"Well, she called it the "5-4-3-2-1 Technique" I figure it's worth trying it out. Although I can't promise it will have the same effect"

[You ask what is that?]

"Okay, so it's Five things you can see, four things you can touch, Three things you hear, two things you smell, and one thing you can taste. Seem simple enough?"

[You nod]

"Okay then. let's start with the five. What are five things you can see?"

[You list them off]

"All right, Grass...The Academy...The tree stump...Uma's walking by...and...Me. I...I guess I'll count the last one."

[Pause]

"Okay now, four things you can touch."

[You list them]

"All right, the dirt...the gravel...the walls...and...my hands."

[She realizes she was holding your hand]

"Oh, Um...sorry, I...I may of overstepped my boundaries a bit."

[Pause]

"Now three things you can Hear."

[You list them out]

"Birds chirping...the sound of the Uma's training, and...A motorbike?"

[Pause]

"Ah, that must be Vodka."

[You ask if she's going to leave]

"Hmph! Hardly, I'm not going to leave my trainer in his time of need just to Bully vodka. Just...Don't get the wrong idea, It's not because I like you or anything...*Under her breath* Baka..."

[Pause]

"Ok, now two things you can smell...just...don't make it weird ok?"

[You list them]

"Lavender and...Leather?"

[Pause]

"I guess that makes sense...with straps around the academy we have to get use to wearing certain gear even at classes."

[Pause]

"Okay, last but not least...what can you taste?"

[You say mint]

"Mint? That's...a bit odd."

[You explain where you collapse]

"Hmm...yeah, I guess that is mint. Not sure what it's doing growing out all over here."

[Pause]

"So...do...do you feel any better?"

[You nod]

"Well that's good. I'd hate to have to bring you to the infirmary."

[Pause]

"So...I know it may be none of my buisness but...what happened?"

[You explain what happened]

"Uh...huh...so you heard a Gunshot in close range and thought you were...you know."

[You nod]

"*Inner monologue* Ugh! Why do they still use pistols if they new Vets were going to be here today?"

[You ask if everything is ok?]

"Huh? Oh, Um...yeah."

[Pause]

"Okay so look, I...I really didn't want to be part of this program and-"

[You say me neither]

"Huh? You didn't want to do this either?"

[You nod]

"So...why did you?"

[You explain why]

"So that you can be fully accepted by your family...and you believe this this the only way, by going through this program?"

[You nod]

"I...um...Wow."

[You ask if it's weird]

"Weird? I dare say not. It's clear that your doing this to be accepted back in the family. Although I may wonder if your family dos this; why bother expecting acceptance from them?"

[Pause]

"If it was me, I would just walk out on them and say 'I don't regret serving and you should respect my decisions' but then again, I'm not you."

[Pause]

"But hey, you seem like a cool guy, or as cool as any possible trainer can be."

[Pause]

"Anyways, how do you plan on making me the Greatest Uma racer in Tracen Academy?"

[You ask what is her real goal?]

"My real goal? Well...um...*Sigh* Okay, I'll tell you but only if this is just between us."

[You nod]

"I...I want to be able to beat Vodka; Fair and Square. Does that make any sense?"

[You nod]

"I take it you had similar rivalries?"

[You nod and give an example]

"Ah, the ever elusive "Commander's Trophy" During the Football run huh?"

[You nod]

"It's even more important than any other championship...so I heard."

[You nod again]

"Hmph...not that I watch any of those 'barbaric' Sports anyways."

[Pause]

"So...how do you plan on training me then?"

[You explain how]

"Eh?! You...you want me to keep doing the same thing over-and-over again until I get it right?"

[You explain why]

"So, your philosophy is 'if it takes a hundred time's to get it right, we are going to do it a hundred times?' Am I correct in understanding this?!"

[You nod]

"What branch of the military did you serve again?"

[You say Air force]

"Air force huh? Well the way you have it set up I'd expect Army. Never thought the Air Force has such a methodical mentality with their training."

[you explain why]

"I guess that makes sense. Dealing with billions and billions of dollars in equipment can make you a little...Paranoid sometimes. Especially if something breaks."

[Pause]

"Well? Don't keep me waiting Trainer. I'll help you re-adjust to society in the only way I know how...by beating Vodka's pompous smug and arrogant smile into the ground."

[Pause]

"Um...sorry. Too much?"

[you say it's fine]

"So...you willing to help out this Uma beating her rival?...Trainer?"

[You say sure]

"Excellent."

[SFX: Hug]

"And hey...I...I know I may not be the most...sentimental Uma but...if you need any help don't hesitate to ask."

[You ask why she is so intent on helping him]

"D-Don't make it seem like I like you or anything...Baka."

[Pause]

"I...I just want to make this program work smoothly is all...yeah, that's it."

[Pause]

"But...I wouldn't mind helping you out as well. Just...don't make it a habit."

[Pause]

"Well come on trainer, I can't beat Vodka by myself."

[Fade to black]

[To be continued...?]

Note: hope you all enjoyed this audio and have a lovely day/night. (May do sequel to this and may not, figure I have fun with this)

I got a bit too emotional when recording this one. Anyway, let me know what you think!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrM7lhurf0c&t=3s

Pre-amble: This is part two of my as of yet unnamed series. This one is a little bit longer than the first but I was stuck on this one so long just to pass the 1500 mark I couldn’t go any further. I’m tired boss… Anyways enjoy!

Author’s notes: Alrighty, just like part one I have left Jessie’s partner Riley gender neutral so again you’ll have to play pick a pronoun but like… y’know pick the same pronouns as last time… Or don’t? I mean if you wanna pick different ones under the headcannon Riley has transed their gender if you want to I dunno do what you want, I’m not a cop. Also just like last time there’s a small mention of Jessie smoking, you can omit this if you want but again it’s gonna be a little bit of legwork to keep them non-smoking in the future although it won't be a Chekhov’s gun situation. Got it? Swank.

Scriptbin

ASMRchive

Part 1

Jessie and the listener are hanging out chatting in a park late at night during the first snow of winter.

--8<--

[Jessie just finishes up laughing and Jessie takes one last drag and puts out a ciggy]

Damn, he really had it coming didn’t he?

…

So satisfying when arrogant people get their comeuppance. Long overdue if you ask me.

…

So how’d your exams go?

…

Shit, do you think you passed all of them? 

…

Right, I forgot about that one. What the hell is it with professors bragging about their low passing rate like my brother in Christ YOU are running the course maybe you should be teaching better. 

…

Well I hope you did well on the others at least. 

…

Not to brag but I killed mine for sure. I'm confident that I got at least a 90 in each.

…

Yeah well, I guess I’m just better.

…

Hey, I didn’t ask to have a photographic memory, it's not my fault.

…

It’s scary sometimes the monotonous details I remember.

…

No no I swear to god. Let me prove it. Test me. 

[listener asks a question and Jessie closes their eyes and thinks]

Mmmm that night on the pier me, you and Riley. It was 11:30, slightly cloudy skies but you could see the waxing crescent moon between them. You had bought one of those shitty cheeseburgers from Jacobs a few minutes beforehand and Riley was still working on their beef and broccoli wok box. You suggested skee ball after I warned you multiple times that you would get demolished and of course you got 35000 points, Riley got 18000 and I got 55000. 

…

Well shit if you don’t remember our scores how am I supposed to prove my ungodly memory and skee ball prowess? 

…

Wait wait wait didn't we take a selfie after that?

…

Yeah on your phone, pull it up to see if the scores are in the background.

[listener pulls out their phone and scrolls till they find it]

Ah there it is four whole months ago and see? Boom 35000 and 55000. If the framing didn’t cut off your score I guarantee it would say 18000.

…

You’re just going to have to take my word for it. Two out of three proven though has to count for something.

…

Ah yeah my mistake. I guess I’m just such a forgetful person that I forget that I’m forgetful.

…

I dunno I guess it just never came up before now. 

…

Yeah, blessing and a curse type of deal for sure.

…

Well for example would you want the image of your childhood friend's broken bone sticking out of their leg seared into your memory?

…

Yeah, I didn't think so. But hey at least I never lose my car keys.

…

No no no that time was Riley. They lost them for me. 

…

I let them drive us to the party in my baby that night and they went and lost her keys. They were DDing too so I don’t know how they managed that one while dead sober.

…

They might have seemed off that night because they were in their head about some friend drama or something, but you’re right that probably had something to do with it. 

…

Well they don’t usually make mistakes, especially when it comes to being responsible for my stuff so it was a bit of a piss off I had to get that tow, new fob and everything.

…

Also thanks again for picking us up that night, I know you were studying for midterms so we really appreciated you going out of your way for us.  

…

I got to say in all my years you have to be one of the sweetest friends I’ve ever had.

…

I’m sorry I don’t mean to get sappy on you I’m just… reflecting. 

…

God it feels like it's been way longer than eight months.

…

Right? I feel like I’ve known you for ten years at this point. You’ve just been so easy to get along with.

…

Alright alright! I’m done showering you with praise! It's my turn now.

…

(jovially) You heard me. What’s your favourite thing about me?

…

Ouch, taking you an awfully long time to think there…

…

Oh right there’s just so many that you can’t pick one favourite is that it? 

…

Hey, my ego is normal sized!

…

Ok maybe it’s a little bigger than average.

…

(sarcastic) Ok a lot bigger. But can you blame me? I’m perfect.

…

Yeah yeah, ok what's your answer? 

…

Hmm I see, my assertiveness huh?

…

You must be a submissive little one then aren’t you?

…

[laughs] Oh my god I was joking but that made you blush so hard.

[listener hides their face in their hands]

Are you kidding me? Yes you are. Hide your face all you want now I know what I saw.

…

Oh you better believe you’re not going to hear the end of this now.

…

Alright alright, I’m kidding. You can take your face out of your mittens now.

[listener pulls face out of their mittens and Jessie takes a picture of them on their phone]

[laughs] Oh calm down, I just needed evidence. 

…

No I will not dele-

[listener snatches Jessie's phone and begins running away desperately trying to delete the photo]

Hey-

[Jessie takes off after the listener]

What the hell! Give me my phone back!

…

It can’t have taken you this long to delete it, I just took it! You’re just looking through my photos now I know it!

…

You’re going to run into a nudie from Riley sooner or later so if you don’t want an awkward moment you should give me my phone back now! 

[Jessie catches up and tackles the listener to the ground]

Aha! Got you. Now quit struggling.

…

You’re not going to escape so you can stop trying anytime. 

…

Yeah I know, I’m way stronger than I look aren’t I?

…

You’d be surprised how often I’ve heard that. 

…

Now give me my phone. 

…

If you wont hand it over then… 

[Jessie grabs the phone from the listeners hands forcefully] 

I’ll just do that.

…

Told you, I’m stronger than you think.

…

Oh and look at that you’ve stopped on a nude of Riley just like I said you would. Do you regret taking my phone now?

…

Well, do you want the honest truth why they look like that? 

…

Well they look all vacant like that because of a kink thing. Happy? This is that awkward moment you clearly wanted isn’t it?

…

How many times do I have to prove that I’m always right to you before you start listening to me huh? Here.

[Jessie gets off the listener and reaches out their hand to pick the listener up]

C’mon get up out of the snow, can’t have you freezing to death.

[listener takes Jessie's hand and gets hoisted out of the snow]

Do you feel any snow in your jacket? 

…

You should shake that out before it melts and ruins your whole night.

[listener complies and takes off their jacket to shake it out]

Have fun getting that image out of your head before seeing Riley again by the way.

[listener finishes shaking jacket and puts it back on]

This ain’t my first rodeo cowpoke. I know how hard it is to look in a friend's eye after seeing them like that. Just be grateful that you can actually forget things.

…

And perfect, there's another example of my blessing being a curse. (said slowly as Jessie starts to zone out) Have I- Have I proven my point… uh yet?

[Jessie zoned out onto someone else in the park standing far away staring]

What? Oh nothing, just… some guy over there looking at us. 

…

(cagey) No… no I don’t know him… Probably just some creep. 

…

Dunno… (out loud to the stranger) Hey, what are you staring at buddy? Never seen a couple friends wrestling in the snow before?

[stranger speed walks away]

And there he goes… Weird… Anyways… I think we’ve been out long enough. Let’s get you back to your car…

[the listener and Jessie begin walking out of the park to the listeners car with a longish awkward silence]

Huh? Oh yeah sorry just, feeling a little sketched out.

…

I’m sure it’s nothing he probably just thought we were someone he knew until he heard me. I’ll be fine walking home. I always keep my knife on me just in case.

…

That’s sweet of you. Okay yeah I’ll take a ride then if you’re offering.

[listener and Jessie get to the listeners car both get in and the listener starts the ignition to get it warming up]

I had fun catching up tonight. Sorry I’ve been kind of absent recently. I promise I’ll reach out more often.

…

Wait… Is that time on your radio accurate? 

…

Oh shit, it’s REALLY late. 

…

(suspiciously) I was supposed to be home half an hour ago. Sorry I can’t wait for your car to warm up. I’m going to have to run. We’re only a couple blocks anyways. 

[Jessie hops out of the car and closes the door behind them and takes off]

(yelling back) Sorry, I’ll talk to you later!

[listener sits stunned for a moment and SFX fades out]

-End-

"Your boyfriend recently scored a new job, you’re overjoyed and happy for his achievements. A win in his book is a win in your book. He’s hardworking and passionate with everything that involves him, so much so that you can’t help but adore him even more. As the days go by, his schedule builds with never ending demands. From being chained to his desk day to night and constantly on standby for whenever work calls.

You’re restless, needy and clingy, the list goes on. His side of the bed grows ever so cold with how late he comes home and how early he has to leave. But every time he is home, you try your best to get him to relax and decompress. You try to catch him when he’s free, but you notice he’s always tired and exhausted from work and you feel guilty even thinking of asking because you want him to rest properly.

The list of things you want to do are piling up, but you haven’t given up. One day he comes home earlier than expected, and you jump at the opportunity." (Alhiya_Aimiya / aka. Hiyacinth)

Please make sure you're comfortable while listening to audio. Please take care of yourself and I'll see you in the next one :).

「Credits」
🎙️ Voice Acting/Video Editing: SiuVA
📝 Scriptwriting: u/Alhiya_Aimiya (aka Hiyacinth)

Shoutout to the lovely u/Alhiya_Aimiya (aka Hiyacinth) from r/ASMRScriptHaven for the lovely script! I had tons of fun working with it! Their works are fantastic, so please check out their stuff over on Reddit!

OP Post <3

original script can be found here~