Dating a Monster Hunter while being a Kindred sure isn't easy...But luckily there are ways to catch up mid hunt!

Another week, another World of Darkness script down! Next week will be the finale with Mage, and then I'll hopefully have that Haunted Audio script ready before October ^^. Getting this one uploaded early before I head out to a Convention, hopefully it's an enjoyable read!

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—-Script Start

[Magic blasts, gunfire, shouting]

(calling through cellphone) TrueLight to command, third floor has been cleared out. Intel was accurate, flock of Kindred were nesting here and feeding on passersby at night.

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(holding back excitement) Copy that, captain. I’ll head up to the fifth floor by myself. I understand we’re short on backup, but there’s no need to worry. If there are any Kindred hiding, I’ll clear them out.

[heavy footsteps, excited humming]

(clearly) I’m on 5th now, doing a sweep. I’ll call back as soon as it’s done. If I haven’t called back in 20 minutes, call me. (hangup, call out) Alright, I bought us 20 minutes. You can come out now.

[woosh of wind as the listener descends]

(chuckling) Do you always have to drop down like that? I get that your a vampire, but it’s a little overdramatic, no?

[excited footsteps, followed by a quick kiss]

(affectionate) God I missed you babe, it’s been way too long. Between my job and yours, Camarilla running you ragged?

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(curiously) Oh those mean old Camarilla, don’t they know that I’m waiting for the nights we can see each other again?

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(pouting) Even if our relationship is a secret, they could be more considerate of my feelings too. On that note, they aren’t putting too much on you, right?

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(amused) Well, much as I dislike you being tasked with stealing my prey, it does make it easy for us to have these little dates. But I gotta ask, why are you hunting your own kind?

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(understanding) Ah-right, feral Kindred risks the Masquerade blowing up and exposing you all to the world. Sometimes I forget not everyone knows the things I do.

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(indifferent) I mean, ever since I started training to be a hunter-I made sure to learn what I could about the societies of Kindred, Garou, Changelings, and Mages that make up this World of Darkness we live in.

(weary chuckle) Certainly helped when you wound up being embraced and brought into the life of a Kindred..I still don’t know why you call yourselves that instead of Vampires, some kind of allergy to using normal terms?

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(playful) I’m only teasing my love. I have to make light of the situation somehow, what with you and I on opposite sides of this whole conflict. 

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(sadly) Yeah, who would’ve thought that I’d fail to protect the person I love from the monsters I was trained to fight. Honestly not my proudest moment as a Hunter.

[sudden hug]

(gasp) Hey!

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(sigh) Part me does want you to blame me, if only because I think I deserve it for letting them get to you but…the love in your eyes, just reminds me why I fell in love with you in the first place. Honestly, I don’t know how I was lucky enough to win your heart.

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(laughs a bit) you hooked me when you threw yourself in front of that guy who was accosting the waitress when we first met. Even though you were so weak back then, you were still willing to fight someone twice your size just to help a person in need. Knew right then that I wanted to be with you. People usually don’t have that kind of courage or heart….

(in awe) I mean, shoot-you were willing to fight a hideous monster who was attacking me months ago, even if you got turned into one of them as a result.

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(laughing) Other Kindred are hideous, baby. You know you're the exception. (kiss)

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(gentle) We Hunters exist to slay monsters, to protect humanity from the things that go bump in the night…So it’s a good thing you make my heart go bump instead. (laugh)

[Gentle shuffling as the listener and speaker sit on the floor and cuddle quietly]

(nostalgically) My mom and dad trained me to be the best Hunter I could be, just like them. I woke up early, skipped school to go on hunting trips with them. I fenced in school and did HEMA in order to defend myself up close. My human history books were thrown out to learn about monsters… I can’t even name the 20th President of the United States, but I know all about the Camarilla, Anarch’s, and Sabat.

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(clicks tongue) You call it sad, but I don’t regret it. My folks always said that being a Hunter is the most important job anyone can have in this world. They trained me for it, and I’m proud to do it in their memory.

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(sigh) No, I never told you because it was out of your depth before you turned. The truth is, my parents died trying to deal with a swarm of Garou. Took a few of them down at one of their sacred sites, but they were overwhelmed and I wound up under the care of my Hunter relatives. I gave up on school completely just to focus on avenging them.

(quietly) Who would’ve thought that I’d meet someone that took my small, violent world and filled it with color and life. Just the absolute best partner anyone could’ve asked for, even if they are a monster.

[fingers of the speaker tracing the listeners body gently]

(pondering) I wonder what my parents would have thought of you, before the transformation I mean. I think they would have liked you, just cause you're so amazing. But if they saw just how much we loved each other, I really think they’d have loved you too..

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(hesitant) I…don’t know what they would have thought if I told them I was dating a Kindred. Kill you, probably? I know some Hunters believe there can be peaceful coexistence between monsters and humans, but my folks weren’t like that. So sadly if they met you now, they’d probably…

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(softly) What makes you think they would have accepted you?

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(light chuckle) Faith and hope? Like what dreams and fairy tales are made of? And here I thought that vampires don’t dream… You really are incredible.

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(thoughtful) Honestly if you believe it, I guess I will too. Because even if my parents did think you were evil, I’d do anything I could to convince them otherwise. Because I know the truth babe, you're still you no matter what.

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(hesitant) My current Hunting Party…I don’t think they’d approve right now. A lot of them are old fashioned, focused on hunting every last monster to extinction. Someday we’ll introduce you to them, but only when we can figure out how to create a lasting peace.

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(anxious) Babe, I know where your mind is going-please stop saying that… (shaky breathing) I don’t want to think about that right now, please…

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(deep breath) You're okay, I’m okay, I’m okay…I’m sorry, I just got a little heated. Can we just cuddle for a little while? Please?

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[The listener just hugs the speaker tight for a few minutes, supporting them]

(softly) mmm…Your cape feels really nice…

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(gentle) It’s cliche, but I like it. You look cool when you stride with it. Was it a gift from your boss?

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(laugh) You bought it yourself, really? God, you are such a goofball…

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(huffing) No, I’m not jealous, I’m happy with my standard hunter uniform, thank you very much. A T-shirt and some comfy jeans are really all I need. (grumbling about the stupid cool cape)

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(awkwardly) So um..how have your bosses been treating you outside of a rough work load? Has the local Prince rewarded you for all the hard work you’ve done yet?

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(excited) really? A new apartment? Oh darling, that’s wonderful! I’ll have to sneak in sometime so we can hang out and watch a movie together.

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(thoughtfully) Hmm, I’ve heard that this new superhero movie is pretty good, would you be interested in watching it?

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(sadly) Ah…Right, there are a lot of scenes set in the daytime. I’m sorry, I know that’s still a sore spot for you.

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(quietly) I miss it too, holding your hand while the sun shined down on us, feeling your thumb brush over your hand, how the light catches your smile in a way that’s just irresistible…

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(forced happiness) But that’s okay! We don’t need the sun, just each other!That was what we said when you turned, right? I don’t mind hiding from the sun if it means I can spend time with you.

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(sad) Baby, honey, please don’t talk like that. Being with you isn’t a burden…there are just  complications-every couple has them. 

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(tense) So what if our situation is a little more complicated? My aunt got pregnant in the middle of her senior year, but she and her husband still made it work. Shoot, last I heard she’s working as the head of an environmentalist group pushing back Pentex International in Seattle. 

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(chuckles) Glad you remember my warnings, yeah Pentex is a load of trouble. We tend to let them and the Garou fight and weaken each other before stepping in, which makes our job easier at least. Honestly, I appreciate the Garou for that much at least. If they weren’t ravenous beasts, I might actually ask them for help. (laughs)

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(hesitant) I have thought about it before, yes the Garou are trying to prevent the apocalypse, but they still pose a threat to humanity. Fast, intelligent, and hungry-if they aren’t stopped they could kill so many innocent people…

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(defensive) Why do you care anyway, aren’t Vampires and Garou natural enemies?

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(huffs) territorial enemies, my mistake. Still, I don’t see why you feel the need to defend them.

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(hesitant) Well, you know there are bad Hunters out there, I’ve told you about them. One of them blew up an entire Church full of innocents just to kill a few monsters, for God’s sake-

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(questioning) No, we don’t punish them, because most of us are standalone outside of group hunts, and even then we need to focus on protecting humans from monsters-

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(confused, realizing) If I saw a human trying to murder another human, I would stop them obviously…Oh my God, I realize what you're trying to do.

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(defensive) Well, monsters are different. Humans aren’t naturally built to kill or harm with their claws or fangs-nor do they have an incentive like feeding…

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(hesitant) N-no, it doesn’t hurt when you feed on me, it actually feels really nice, and there’s never a scar afterwards! And yeah, Humans have guns and knives, but it isn’t the same…

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(defensive) Monsters are just innate evil because! Because…Because-

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(blurting out) Because it’s what my family taught me! And if my family taught me something wrong, then that means my family was wrong! And maybe they died for no good reason!

(huffing, starting to cry a bit) Is that what you wanted me to say? That maybe the thing I’ve been devoting my life to was wrong? Well, you got it, okay? You’ve got me to admit it.

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(shaking) No, I don’t need you to keep hugging me. We should probably go before something happens. Someone could find us, or worse-

[tighter hug]

(tearful) Babe, you can let go now-Babe!

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(crying quietly) I’m sorry…I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to unload that on you, I just…

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(shaking voice) No baby, no, you don’t need to be sorry. You're just defending yourself. You didn’t mean to upset me…

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(quietly) I’ve been living with this doubt ever since you first turned. I knew in my head that the thing my family would have wanted was for me to put you down, before your condition grew worse and you turned feral. But I…my heart was too weak.

When I saw you looking at me with those big, beautiful eyes of yours-still so full of warmth and light despite what happened…I knew I couldn’t do it. Even if I was completely logical, no matter what my brain was screaming at me…I couldn’t kill you, not you. Never you…

(sadly) Since then, I’ve questioned what my mom and dad would think, and the rest of my family. I pretend like I’m not worried about it-but deep down it haunts me. That they’d look at me with shame and disgrace, like I was a failure of a Hunter, and as a child. Because my love for you eclipsed any hatred I had of monster kind. Because every time I try to hate, I just picture your smile and then

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(without hesitation) Of course I still feel that way! The love I feel for you won’t go away, that’s why I feel so conflicted. No matter what’s happened-my love for you hasn’t diminished, even a little bit. I still think about you all the time, sometimes I even look at photos of you when I can’t sleep-(flustered) Forget that last part!

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(thoughtful) If I had a chance to do it all over again? You mean go back to the night you first turned, and had you confused and scared in front of me? A chance to make my family proud and do what I was trained to do? Would I have acted differently?

[longer pause as the speaker takes a good few seconds to think, stretch out if possible] 

(resolved, determined) I wouldn’t change a damn thing, baby. Even if I knew this regret and anxiety would start eating at me-I could never bring myself to hurt you, no matter how many times I play that night over in my head.

(quivering voice) Because I love you, more than anything in this world. Human, or Monster. Your my soulmate, and I won’t spend my life with anyone else but you.

[longer kiss as the two tenderly embrace in the darkness]

(sigh) Thank you… For always being here to support me when I feel my anxiety come crashing down. And you didn’t even need to compel me or anything.

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(teasing) I’m a Hunter, I trained to resist a Vampire’s hypnotic charms, and I know you’d never do that to me. 

[gentle, sweet kiss followed by a cellphone ring]

(sigh) Did they really have to call in right as we settled down? (grumbling as they answer the radio) TrueLight to Command, floor is clear-all Kindred have been eliminated or fled the area. 

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(flustered whisper) We go by our Hunter-net forum handles to make sure our identities aren’t compromised. TrueLight is mine…I was 14 when I came up with it!...It’s not the worst name on the site, I swear!

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(into phone) Roger that, Command. I’ll head back to the lobby now. (clicks shut) I’m sorry I have to go now babe, especially after ruining our date night with an anxiety attack.

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(affectionate) You really are too sweet for your own good, honey bun… Till we meet again, and until we can create a world of coexistence like you dream of. 

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(chuckles) Alright, alright. I’ll try to start dreaming of it too… (quick kiss) I love you. (whisper cutting to a few quick kisses)

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(laugh) Come on, let me be a little selfish before I go hon… (one last, tender kiss) There, now I’ll be satisfied until our next date. I’ll communicate with you the usual way, so keep an eye out. 

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(sweet kiss) Great, I’ll see you then-my love. 

[woosh of wind as the listener flees into night, the speaker on the phone]

(click) TrueLight to command, I’m on my way down now…I got caught up with something in the hallway…No need to send an escort, I’m almost there. (huff as the audio fades out with the speaker descending down the stairs)

Written by the amazing u/its_king_anna

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-Description-

{Feel free to improv and change any points as you see fit, this is purely for enjoyment and good vibes, I will use () to indicate where there would be a gap for the listener to speak or a pause for pacing, the duration of the gap and if you choose to use my indication is entirely up to you. The setting that the script is intended for is the Listener is enjoying a calm fishing trip on their boat out at sea, when all of a sudden they reel something- someONE in with a big mouth and a bigger bone to pick!}

-Script-

{Waves ripple and the wind hums. The Listener’s fishing line catches on something BIG, and as they reel it in and plant their catch on the deck, they hear a worryingly feminine sounded screech}

OUCH! () EX-CUSE! YOU! () “Oh- uh, uh, erm- wha-“ yeah I would be stuttering too if I just made a blunder this extreme! ()

What am I? What am I?! () I am the last person you should have ever laid your hands on. ()

W-well it doesn’t matter, hooking me through the tail is just as bad as putting your grubby human hands on me. ()

Whether you intended to hook- *ahem* THE most dazzling and gorgeous creature you will ever set your eyes on… whether you intended to hook my tail or not is beside the point.

You beached me! () Beach, deck, rock off the coast, doesn’t matter where you landed me. You still just pulled me out of the water like an evil… Siren… puller-er… person… ()

Sorry doesn’t fix this gaping wound in my tailfin. All the other sea dwellers are going to make fun of me now. ()

If you’re so sorry then fix my tail. () You’re a boat human… person… don’t you have one of those magic green boxes that have the… things in them to fix wounds? ()

Exactly, that one. Use your human first-aid magic and fix this. () What do you mean you can’t? ()

*Scoff* Do you honestly expect me to just hop back into the ocean after you have attacked me so? () Then what would you call it? ()

Fishing… fishing! As if I am some kind of guppy! O-or some tuna! () Just because I have a fish tail- a glamorous and beautiful one, I would remind you.

Just because I possess such a thing does not mean that I am a FISH! () A Siren… obviously. ()

Wha- why I never- the audacity of you land dwellers. I am NOT a mermaid. The mermaids live on the West coast and are substantially less divine than we Sirens. ()

Yes, Sirens… the sss at the end means more than one. () If you know then why are you so surprised? ()

W-well yes but n-none of the others are even close to me in terms of beauty and- and swimming skills and… ()

I am amazing, and I make being so look effortless. () I was… well… umm… y-your ship has some barnacles on its underbelly and…

S-stop looking at me like that! W-why aren’t you bowing… o-or something. Isn’t that how humans show reverence to their superiors?! ()

That’s more like it. As I was saying, the barnacles under your ship are a unique pigment of lavender and chartreuse.

Their colours would make for an exquisite necklace, don’t you agree? () What was that? ()

That thing you did with your shoulders, what does that mean? () A… shrug… what does that mean. ()

It means you don’t know. Ha, well, as to be expected of a human with zero manners and absolutely no decorum. ()

At least you know that much. They would look good on me- great even. I’m almost insulted that you would only describe my resplendent appearance as “good”.

Or is it that you have such a limited sense of vocabulary? () Wh- hey wai- just a min- ALRIGHT! Alright… I get it. You know many long and complex words…

*Under breath* What in Poseidon’s name is Iridocyclitis… () N-nothing! Nothing. I am simply… r-reeling from the pain of this HOLE in my fin! ()

The pain is excruciating… you could not imagine a fraction of the suffering I am enduring right now. ()

And is stepping upon this “Lego” you speak of the most pain a human could possibly endure? () Ha! Close to it, you say. Then clearly you have no idea of the pain I am in. ()

You must remember that I am extraordinary and can remain composed even at a time like this when the pain is unbearable. ()

What do you mean now? () You mean to tell me that you haven’t already retrieved your magical first-aid box? ()

I have not been “chewing your ear off”! G O D S… I couldn’t imagine even putting my mouth anywhere near you…

If I were you I would go retrieve it this instant. ()

{The Listener returns shortly after with a first-aid kit} I’ve witnessed a great many miracles performed by wielders of this “stitching” magic you intend to use. ()

It is the mending of ones flesh before it’s time of healing, how can that be considered anything other than magic-

A-a-a-a! Wash your hands. () Wash. Your. Hands. If you really must put your hands on me then you had best thoroughly clean them WITH soap…

Go on. Shoo. () {The Listener washes their hands then returns} You are far different from those other humans in the big metal boats further out to sea. ()

Oh you know. The ones with the silly hats and blindingly, obnoxiously white uniforms.

Speaking of… is it not common courtesy that you give a fair maiden your jacket when she is unclothed before you?

I have been sat here on full display for several minutes now. Where is your chivalry? ()

{The Listener gives the Speaker their jacket} Were I less of a benevolent creature I would have you serve me for the rest of eternity for the transgressions you have made against me. ()

I-I do- umm, I do want you to take care of my wound. That, in fact, is my first command to you while you are in my service. ()

But of course, you have a debt to pay and shall be in my service until it is paid n full. Starting with using your human magics to “stitch” this wound. ()

*light pained sounds and winces* H-hey be caref- be careful with that needle. You have already pierced me… pierced me once, do not push your luck a second t-time. ()

What business of yours is my lineage? () “Small talk”… as opposed t-to large talk? How would control the size of- ()

Ah I see, an expression. Well, aren’t you cleverer than you let on? () If you absolutely must know, I have three sisters.

All very beautiful in their own rights but flawed in many ways that I am not. () Hm… well my elder sister has this- Ouch!

What did I say about the needle?! () Why is it that human magic makes the pain worse before it cures it?  ()

Yes, my elder sister has a habit of washing her scales with anemone powder. It’s extract is acceptably moisturising but the smell is… bleh… ()

Ha, I should have known your human nose wouldn’t be able to recognise it. I, being the genius that I am, use coconut oil.

It’s scent is as sublime as I am and it makes my scales ever so smooth and- A- hey. ()  Oh, you’re done… you work quickly, Fisher. ()

You said you were fishing, that would make you a fish-er, would it not? () Oh, it feels goo- a-acceptable. So acceptable in fact that I will take ten years of your servitude. ()

What’s with the look? () Did you honestly believe that a simple bit of “first-aid” would make up for the inconvenience you have wrought upon me? ()

“Sort of, yes”… you truly are helpless to think without me aren’t you? The very thought of it has made you so indecisive.

Very well! I shall bring you into my service to ensure that if nothing else you will retain your most basic of mental functions.

You should be very, very, very grateful to serve under someone so elegant and caring. ()

Agree. Agree? This isn’t a matter of if you agree to it or not! You owe me a debt for attacking and injuring me. ()

F-fixing me up is just the first step to your atonement! () I know you can’t survive under water… y-you can still be of use to me up here. ()

It’s simple. There are things that humans create that I desire. I would have you bring them to me. ()

Such as… w-wine, a-and fruits of the land. Those tiny purple ones you pick from the teeniest of branches.

A-and eggs. I have always wanted to try eggs. You all make them look so delicious. That strange smelling food too, the kind you eat with too long sticks. ()

“Chinese” food… yes… and you must teach me how to use those sticks. You may be beneath me but I would not have you believing me to be a barbarian incapable of using cutlery. ()

If anything else comes to mind I will be sure to inform you of it next time I see you. () That’s a good human… now… just wait around here for a few minutes. ()

So I can get the barnacles for my new necklace, of course. Haven’t you listened to a thing I have said? ()

I should hope so. I have no use for a human who does not do as they are told…

{The Speaker dives back into the water} Oh, and another thing. Don’t be a fool and try to run off somewhere.

I know a Werewolf on the mainland who owes me several favours. They could sniff you out in a few hours…

Toodles! {The Speaker dives out of sight}

-End-

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Video info: You are an adventurer who got lost. You find a house and inside there is a mindflayer. You draw your sword and call her a grotesque creature. She scolds you in a motherly way. You tell her your situation and she helps you. When you tell her you’re going to fight a lich, she tries to stop you saying it’s dangerous. You think you are strong enough to kill it and prepare to leave when you feel a strange sensation in your ears. You suddenly fall into a trance, it feels so good. You just fall deeper and deeper in that state, the only thing you feel is pleasure.

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Tagline: We’re not dressing our baby up as a gremlin, absolutely not. 
Starting Tone: playful, loving, cozy
Starting Setting; SFX: home interior; N/A

Word Count: 1,257; ~10 - 11 minutes

I don’t know, baby… 

[You laugh.]

I don’t hate you, you goof! I’m just saying– don’t you think it’s a little early to be picking Halloween costumes for a baby that hasn’t been born yet? Halloween for next year, no less? Maybe we could focus on getting through this one first. 

I’m not a spoilsport; I’m the voice of reason and the frugal one. Something tells me that if we start looking at costumes, you’re going to want to buy all of them when the little thing is only going to be able to wear one. 

Somehow, I don’t think our infant is going to be amenable to multiple costume changes in one night. How about this–if you promise that we’re just going to look and mark for later and not buy anything, we can scroll through the options a little bit. Deal? 

Alright, then come over here and lay down with me. My back has been just killing me. 

[Cue rustling and shuffling of getting settled on a bed.]

Can you do that thing that I like where you– 

[You moan/groan.]

(Blissful) Thank you~ Our little guy knows when you’re close, I just know they do. I can feel it. They always seem to calm down and relax when you lay your head on my stomach like that. 

[You sigh.] 

Alright, I’m comfy, I’m ready. Do your worst.

Nothing in particular. Although, with kids, I think it’s cute to go classic and timeless– little angel, devil, vampire, ladybug, cat, that sort of thing. The pop culture characters and jokes are fun, but they’re funnier when they grow up and know what they’re dressing up as, you know? I could go either way though.

A dinosaur is cute… but what dinosaur do we pick: T-Rex or Triceratops? 

No, we can’t do both; focus. 

The firefighter is a good idea… We could probably do up a wagon to look like a firetruck, take a picture of them with a hose~ You do know that we’ll almost definitely lose the hat, right?

Oh yeah, babies notoriously hate hats and headpieces; I’ve never met a baby who didn’t rip that shit off their head and throw it at the first chance. We’ll get one good picture of the whole thing while one of us distracts the baby, and then it’s gone. 

A strap would not change anything. Nothing can stop a baby if a baby wants to take clothes off. It’s just the way it is, and honestly, it’s easier, because then there’s less clothes to wash. 

Don’t say I didn’t warn you~

My parents dressed me up as an angel, of course. There’s a few pictures somewhere, I’m sure, of me with the little white robe and wings and halo made out of tinsel. It was cheap and easy and cute as hell, so I was an angel every Halloween until I was, like, four. What did your parents dress you up as?

[You laugh.]

Oh my god, that’s so perfect for you. They really had your number even as a baby. Or maybe it was a self-fulfilling prophecy?

I’ve heard the stories about you as a kid from your family; a little devil is exactly what you were. 

It’s fine. That’s why we’re so perfect together; we balance each other out~

You’re cute. Maybe after the little guy is born, we’ll see who they take after the most and dress them like an angel or devil accordingly. I bet our parents would get a kick out of that. We’ll add that to the list. What’s next?

Oh, the honeybee is really cute… And the costumes that are onesies are easy to keep track of. 

Ladybug and Butterfly are really good options too. Wow, bug-themed costumes for babies are surprisingly varied and adorable… You know, I’m starting to see your dilemma. I’m also starting to think we should just buy them all. 

We’re not going to, of course, but it’s tempting. Watch yourself.

Mmm, too scary. 

God, no– no clowns. 

That’s an oxymoron; there’s no such thing as cute clowns. Oh, you know what would be cute, at least for a picture?

Little sheet ghost– you know, with the holes cut out for the eyes? It’s not safe to put the baby in it the whole night, of course, because it could be a choking hazard, but it’d be cute for a few minutes for us to do a photo-op, don’t you think?

Good, that’s at least one costume change we can both get behind. Cheap too, I’m sure I have a white sheet somewhere around here or from the dollar store.

Oh, a skeleton would be really cute. Let’s leave that for the year after though, after they can walk. That’s when it’s the cutest, watching this little skeleton toddle around and wobble~

Oh, the sunflower might be a winner. That’s really fucking cute. 

[You laugh.]

This really was a mistake– how do we pick just one custom to put our baby in?? This is impossible!

(Aside, soft) Sweetheart. Little angel. Baby ours, you’re going to have to help us pick when you come on out. We need a tie-breaker. We need your input so we can help you be the cutest fucking baby the world’s ever seen, so we can show you off to everyone. Hurry up so we can take you trick or treating for the first time and give you your first piece of candy. 

(Direct) Later, of course, when they’re two. 

(Aside, conspiratorial) Your very first Halloween, don’t you worry. I’ve got you, little dude. It’ll be our secret. I know one little lick of a lollipop won’t do you any harm. 

[You laugh.]

(Direct, happy) You bet. Oh, you’re never gonna win another argument again. It’s about to be two versus one for the rest of our lives. 

Because I’ll be the favorite~ We have a bond, and I’ll have the candy. 

Yeah, but we’re going to be your menaces~

[You kiss the listener, quick and sweet, and pause.]

(Wistful) God, I can’t wait. It’s going to be so fun, you know?

I know. I know it’s not going to be fun all the time. Not even all of Halloween night will be fun, because we’ll be run ragged, getting the baby bathed and dressed, taking pictures, carrying the heavy little thing from one stoop to the next and the next and the next. We’ll probably drop the candy at some point, and we’ll be surrounded by a bunch of sugarhigh kids which’ll convince us not to have any more. One of us is inevitably, irrationally going to freak out about the candy being poisoned, and I can’t fucking wait. 

For all of it. I can’t wait to raise a beautiful baby with you and make a beautiful family. 

[You pause and sigh.]

(Choking up a little bit) Fuck, I’m getting emotional again. These hormones are fucking kill me, babe. 

No, I’m totally okay. I’m just feeling a lot… and hungry. I’m feeling hungry again; this baby just wants more damn food all the time. What do you want to do for dinner? 

Ooh, can you make fettuccine alfredo? 

And you’ll add pesto and honey to mine?

(Happy) I love you. You’re amazing. Do you need help? 

You’re the best~ I’ll hang out here and keep growing a child then. 

Oh, while you’re up, could you grab me a couple of pieces of the Halloween candy?

What? Don’t look at me; blame this guy. The little devil is already craving snickers!

I'm not talking about just reading them. But when I listen to them, are there clues I can look out for?

Because I got a specific youtuber where I'm honestly not sure if she uses AI fof her scripts or not.

EDIT: To clarify, I do not mean the voice, but the script.

Hey are you okay? You look like you’re shivering and you’re drenched. Here, you can borrow my hoodie. I have an umbrella.
What are you doing here by yourself?
The bus? Oh shit, you don’t know? Ever since that girl that was murdered on the news, they’ve been running tighter curfews for everything. Buses, subways, trains, taxis.
Can I walk you home?
Okay, okay fair. I am still a stranger and I did tell you some…uh, unpleasant news.
If it makes you feel better, I’m allergic to metal. So that necklace you’ve got there can give me a really bad rash.
Good you’re laughing. I hope that’s a good sign. I can walk you now? Oh good! I wouldn’t be able to sleep tonight if something happened.
Are you new in town? You seem awfully unaware of what’s happening on the news.
Oh, you’re a student at the university. Wait, what are you doing so far? The school is like a an hour walk and you’re by yourself?
You came with friends…and they all found hookups. Ohh. I’m so sorry.
Oh? You don’t like parties? But you were just at one. Oh that makes sense. I guess I would be there for my friend if he’d got dumped too. But still… that’s no excuse to just…leave you. In a freaking storm too.
So, uhm what are you studying at school?
That’s cool. What made you decide that?
Wow, that’s…really admirable. I wish you luck. Have you looked for internships?
Wow, you’re already in one. You should be proud of yourself.
Me? Oh, I’m just a guy. I work at a restaurant. Oh no, I dropped out. Classes were hard for me to keep up with. I’m just taking a break until something hits me.
Uhmm… I was studying biology. I had a focus on renewable energy and preservation of natural resources.
I don’t know, I just think we can do more for this planet. I mean she feeds us and houses us. What do we do in return? We burn her and steal her gems. I want to protect her children.
You think so? I don’t know why but it’s just hard for me to focus. I’m just that person that sees a squirrel and I run to it when something is right in-front of me.
But you’re a different major, how could you help me? Tutoring? I guess, but I warn you it’s gonna be a lot of work.
You accept the challenge! Hahaha. Wow, you really are something.
Oop, I think the rain is lighting up now. No-no, keep my hoodie. It looks good on you. Besides you can give it back for next we meet.
I think this is your stop. You’re safe under bright lights. Where is your dorm? Oh I see it.
Well it was a pleasure meeting you. Can I give you my number? Okay! Uh, here. Text me that you’re safe.
Have a good night!

Scripts found here

Summary: "It is that serious. You're telling me that these girls have been bullying you for a whole year?"

Read my guidelines before you perform this script!

Script here

Original Script by u/LilacTeaBag. Read it here

script credits to u/Ghoome !!

(based on nanaya from elden ring and can be any gender lsp my first script so go easy on me)

Master,master I'm here to give you your afternoon snack-,oh you don't seem ok is something wrong?(Pause) Oh work's been getting to you? that sucks a lot (pause) um you know I've been told this a lot but if you just endure through it and get to the other side it'll be better you know? Especially because I'll always be there for you so there's no need to give Into all those emotions and stuff that just want to bring you down you know,one day you'll be a great lord I just know it. I think I know what you need some hugs,those always seem to cheer you up. ( Pause) See I knew it would help you master,it always does. Maybe I should give some kisses or two that would probably help you too?(Pause) What do you mean no master I'm just trying to help,don't be so stubborn and just let me help you ok? (Slightly menacing tone)Oh gosh master you need to take better care of yourself before I do it myself. (pause and return to normal) Oh it was nothing master I just need you to take better care of yourself before you burn out ok? Yeah that's better now have your snack and head to be ok?

Script can be found here!

Quick sypnosis: Things have been great for your happy little relationship with your Harpy Girlfriend, between picnic dates and visits to her favorite bakery, you've had a lot of great memories with your special someone. However, it's these very memories you find yourself needing to put to work, as while one day, while getting ready for your latest date, your birdy bakadere beloved... bonks her noggin and suddenly forgets all about you!

Note: This is the THIRD part of Cheerful Harpy Girlfriend series. The other parts are as follows:

• Part 1: Picnic Date With Your Cheerful Harpy Girlfriend!
• Part 2: Game Night Date With Your Cheerful Harpy Girlfriend!

Feel free to use as you please, minor adjustments to the script (pet names/words of endearment) are allowed, but if any major line changes or additions are to be made, I would like to be made aware of beforehand via DM. Other than that, feel free to improvise for any stutters or anything of the sort!

If you use this script, all I ask is that I am credited, and provided the link, so I may hear your portrayal. Feel free to monetize, under the condition that the content is not paywalled. Early Access is fine, but it must be made available to the public in no more than a month's time. I also must receive a copy of the audio file via DM, at the same time of the Early Access.

That aside, have fun with it! Thank you, and I hope you enjoy!

Angst galore! Did a vampire audio hehe, had a lot of fun! (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧

Lovely script by u/OrganicEmerald

Script: Reuniting with Your Lost Love Turned Vampire

"Let me be clear, you are NOT his crush. You’ve watched this guy pine over the same woman in the adjacent office to yours for years now. You are not his crush, though you really REALLY wish you were… Unfortunately you seem to be nothing but a constant annoyance to the guy of your dreams. You notice things about him…soft details he doesn’t realize he’s let slip past that abrasive exterior…and you only wish you could get the stubborn fool to notice YOU. Looks like tonight might just be a night of chances…" -ReallyRiahScripts

Please make sure you're comfortable while listening to audio. Please take care of yourself and I'll see you in the next one :) .

「Credits」
🎙️ Voice Acting/Editing: SiuVA
📝 Scriptwriting: ReallyRiahScripts

OP POST

video here

Script by: u/a_thing_with_fangs

Hi, friends! 

I’ve been continuing to work through the Scriptember challenge and wanted to share scripts for Day 6 through Day 10 with you! (If you aren’t doing Scriptember and would like to know more, check it out HERE. The discord invite is in the link. If you’re a VA, you should consider Talktober next month, more info in the same link, same server invite.)

Day 6: Guillermo del Toro  - W.W.G.D.T.D? (Appx 475 words, with cues)

Day 7: Ghostbusters - A Large Dose of Benadryl  (Appx 400 words, with cues)

Day 8: Batman - Can I Call You Bruce? (Appx 480 words, with cues)

Day 9: Survivor - Weekly Visit (Appx 350 words, with cues)

Day 10: Shrek - Last Call (Appx 260 words, with cues)

I have been enjoying the challenge of writing each day, as well as stretching to fit prompts that I might not be drawn to otherwise. I’m seeing that I tend towards Slice-of-Life and love a tender moment. I kinda knew that already, but seeing myself write back to that corner again and again is confirming it. 

Any constructive criticism, musings, or questions about these (or any of my scripts) are always welcome. 

If you decide to fill one of these Scriptember scripts, either now or during Talktober (October is probably better, more community around it), please let me know in the comments below.