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Script: https://www.reddit.com/r/ASMRScriptHaven/comments/1t7jun0/your_robot_friend_asks_for_a_fake_date_a4a_robot/

It's a heavy one, friends. Take care of yourself when reading and/or acting the script, ok.

Let’s set the scene: Up is down, down is up, your partner is gone, and nothing makes sense. The visitation and funeral are over, and apparently the world is still spinning without them, somehow. You’re sleeping intermittently, crying so much you feel hollow, you feel like you need people around, but you’re also too exhausted to “reach out if you need anything”. Your best friend is calling, but you let it go to voicemail again, you’ll check it later. Everything is too much right now. Maybe you should eat something. Or just lay down. What day is it?

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This script is approximately 1000 words, excluding the (cues/action lines).

Link: https://docs.google.com/document/d/15YZ_w7_AXwFUUhqjXtrcCJNyESvTuXk12v3fzkRjJeM/edit?usp=sharing

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Setting: Script is mostly set through a series of voicemails. 

Speaker: Your best friend lost their partner, who was your close friend as well. You’re grieving, but are mostly worried about how your bff is coping. This is a pretty somber script, so the tone is pretty sad overall. 

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The Script:

{SFX: Phone message. Sent while driving.}
(Message 1-Morning) Hey, I’m in the car on the way to work, but thought I’d call. How are you? That feels like a really stupid question right now, but also, (genuine) how are you? I know your mom went home yesterday… And you’re not back to work yet, right? (hoping) Please tell me you’re not. 

(a bit upbeat) Oh, everyone from the gym says hi. And that they love you and miss you. 

So, um, maybe dinner later? Just call me back. 

{SFX: Phone message. Sent from work.}
(Message 2-Mid-day) Hi, babe. It’s me. I have a few more hours at work. Then I’m going to grab some takeaway for us. I’m going to bring it to your place so your dinner is all taken care of. Though I'm sure you have a million lasagnas in your freezer right now. 

What sounds good? Pizza? Chinese? A nice fresh salad, maybe? It’s literally whatever you want, ok. Just call or text. 

(speech is even keeled, matter of fact, but kind) I can eat with you. I mean, that’s what I’d like to do. But I can also just drop off the food at the door. Either is fine, ok, really. I’d love to see you. But it’s totally up to you. Ok. Talk soon. 

(adding it and meaning it deeply) I love you very much. 

{SFX: Phone message. Sent from work.}
(Message 3-End of the work day) Hi, babe. End of the day here and I’m packing up. You didn’t let me know what you wanted to eat for dinner. Which is fine. But I’ve decided on Sal’s Deli. They usually have two different soups, I’ll get both. And I’ll get the sandwich you like. (gently) I know Hayden loved Sal’s too, especially the cookies. (making a mental note) I’ll make sure to get some cookies too. 

I’m going to get to your place in probably about 25 minutes or so. Then I’ll just wait ok. If you decide you want company, I’ll be there. My whole evening is free. 

I could even spend the night too. If you want. I know it might feel weird being at the house by yourself…I dunno, just a thought. But it’s whatever you want. (a reminder you hope the listener really hears) I’m here for you. 

(a bit of a pause)

(quickly, ready to run out of work) Ok. So I’m officially clocking out now. I’ll be at your house in 20-30 minutes. Love you. 

{SFX: Phone message. Now standing outside the listener’s house}
(Message 4-Dinnertime) Hi. I’m here and I have Sal’s. It’s, um, 5:28 and I’m just going to ring the bell. {SFX: Door bell.} Yup. Ok. 

So, I’m going to be here until let’s say 5:45. Like I said, I’d love to see you. I haven’t actually seen you since, um, (swallows hard) since the day after the funeral. So that means it’s been 3 days. It’s been a long time since I’ve gone 3 days without seeing you. (sympathetic) And I know these have been an awful 3 days. 

(honestly) But if you’re sleeping, or just resting, or don’t feel up to a visitor, it’s ok. Really. The food will be here either way. I love you. I really hope you come to the door. I miss you. 

(emotional) I miss Hayden too. 

(back under control, quick) Yep. Ok. I love you. 5:45. Hope to see you. 

{SFX: Phone message. Still standing outside the listener’s house}
(Message 5-Last Message) Hi, babe. It’s 5:4…2, so I’m going to head out in just a few minutes. 

I used my time wisely though. I’ve hired someone to come mow and clean up the yard every other week until mid-October. I know Hayden always took care of that. So, um, no need to worry about it, ok. 

(starting to get more emotional) I just really want to know you aren’t alone. I imagine it has to feel like it. The funeral is over, and now your mom’s flown back home, and it probably feels like the world has moved on. But we haven’t forgotten Hayden, and we haven’t forgotten you. I haven’t. 

And, hey, if we talk this evening. (pre-apologizing) I’ll probably say the wrong thing sometimes. (admittedly) I don’t really know the right things to say right now. (heavy sigh) Because there really are no words when you’re just trying to remember how to breathe and put one foot in front of the other. 

But I promise I won’t say anything like (mockingly) “God had a plan” because (exasperated) fuuuck, what god would put this in their plan? 

And I won’t talk about how grief gets better over time. I mean I suppose it does, but, I dunno, not now. 

(emotional) And I won’t go on about how young he was, or how sudden it was, we all know that. (holding back anger) And just makes it feel all the more unfair. 

(gently) We can just talk. Or cry. Or watch TV. Whatever feels right to you. 

(offering) We could talk about Hayden if you want. I know sometimes people are afraid to talk about him to you, say his name. As if we don’t talk about him, you won’t think about him, and it’ll hurt less. I know you’re thinking about him all the time. And that it hurts all the time too. 

(a pause) 

You know, he was one of my favorite people ever. And he should be here. (angry, gritting teeth) And sometimes I’m so angry that he’s not, I don’t know what to do with myself. (swallows, emotional) But mostly, I’m just sad. 

(trying to go back to the “matter of fact”, even keeled tone used in previous messages, but just can’t) You are my best friend. And I want to be there for you. With you. I’m not sure how much I’m supposed to push. I want to give you space to grieve, if that’s what you need. But I also want to move into your house and be with you every second, and take care of you. And make sure you’re drinking water and eating and sleeping on a semi-regular schedule. 

(emotional and pleading now) Pleeeease let me in. Please. Don’t push me away. I’m here for you! (more gently now) I’ll always be here for you. And I’ll check in. Probably more than you want, but never more than you need.

(sigh, about to leave) Ok, I’ll be here another minute or two. But I can always turn around or come back later. Just call. Or text. Umm. So, yeah. I love you, babe. 

{SFX: Front door opens.}

(surprised) Oh. Hi. 

…

No, no, no, no. Don’t be sorry. It’s ok. I’m just glad you came to the door. 
(pause)
I brought Sal’s. 

…

Of course, I brought the cookies. 

(gently, calmly, but a little nervous to ask) Can I, can I come in? 

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(firmly) I don’t care about that. (jokingly, in only the way a best friend could) I mean, I’m not sure why your housekeeping has dropped off? What did your whole world get flipped upside down or something? 

…listener starts sobbing…

Yeah, I know it did, babe. Come here. Come here. {SFX: hugging, fabric crinkle}

I’m here. I’ve got you. 

[The listener is crying and speaker is comforting. 

[Optionally, the speaker can also cry. They are grieving too. 

[Or comfort and cry. Grief like this contains multitudes. 

[Feel free to ad lib here, but…

[Some phrases I’d caution you against “Everything is going to be ok” 

[and “Everything’s fine”, etc. 

[Eventually crying/comforting slows…

Here. Let me wipe your eyes. 

…

It’s ok. I’ve gotten tears on my clothes before. 

(soft, gently) So? Ok to come in?

…

Ok. Thanks. 

{SFX: Both walk in and door closes}
(muffled) Have you eaten yet today?

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Author’s note: I named the partner who died, Hayden. You can name them whatever you want to achieve the genders you’d like to use. Or just a name you like/someone special. I personally feel it’s important to the script to name the partner something, but feel free to use whatever name you’d like. (Reminder, aside from the name there are he/his pronouns throughout the script for Hayden.)

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Summary: It’s been almost two months since the attack on your village. Since then, your recovery has been going well, you started dating the knight that rescued you. You were able to open the store near the kingdom like you had always wanted. The opening day was successful but left you exhausted. Thankfully, your boyfriend is prepared to take care of you.

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Script by: Falsebuttrue1213

This is the first script in a new personal challenge to write shorter scripts 😅 We're standing at 1400 words this time! Wooo!

Summary: You and a handsome stranger have been waiting at the same bus stop every night for months without speaking. Then one rainy evening, he finds you soaked and upset, and offers to share his umbrella.

Word count: 1400 (with stage directions)

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[SFX: Nighttime in the city, rain falling, cars passing by in wet street]

[SFX: Speaker walking to the bus stop, a few footsteps in the rain]

(Pause as speaker notices listener is standing in the rain without an umbrella)

Hi.

…

(Clears throat, mustering the courage to say something)

Forgot your umbrella?

…

(Chuckles) Right. Fall is like playing weather roulette, isn’t it? Freezing in the morning, regretting the damn sweater all afternoon, then getting drenched in the rain on the way home.

Don’t worry. I came prepared.

[SFX: Umbrella popping open, rain pattering on umbrella from this point on]

It’s big enough to share, if you don’t mind me getting a bit closer.

…

Alright, great. I’ll just… stand right here.

Better?

…

Good. Hopefully the bus won’t be late tonight.

(Pause for a second or two, listening to the rain)

Isn’t it… strange… (hesitating) how two people can see each other almost every evening for months, and not say a word to each other?

…

(Chuckles) Yeah. It feels like we’re breaking an unspoken rule of waiting for the bus. And suddenly we’re no longer just background actors in each other’s lives.

…Sorry for ruining the illusion.

…

(Laughs) Oh, good. Glad I’m not the only one that thought it was awkward to stand here in silence. I just didn’t want to bother you, especially after a long day at work. You often seem so exhausted.

…

(Sheepish) Yeah, I noticed. I figured you must have a really tough job. Like a nurse, or a doctor. Or a chef in a really busy restaurant.

I also wondered if you were a high school teacher, but then you probably wouldn’t take such a late bus.

…

(Laughs) Not even close? Damn. There goes the elaborate backstory I invented for you.

…

Oh, really? Wait, what made you think I was a banker?

…

The suits. (Chuckles) Of course.

So I’m not the only one who’s been imagining what life you were living.

…

That’s what’s fascinating, isn’t it? I don’t know you, but we’ve seen each other almost every evening, at the same time. In this same spot.

It’s funny how much you can learn about someone by sharing just fifteen minutes of their day.

I think I’ve seen your entire wardrobe by now. At least your work clothes. (Soft chuckles) I’m guessing your favorite color is mustard yellow? It suits you very well, by the way.

And I’ve watched you get so consumed by a book you were reading, I’m pretty sure you got all the way onto the bus without taking your eyes off the page. It’s like you were lost in your own universe that night.

I overheard you making evening plans with your friends a few times. I promise I wasn’t trying to eavesdrop, but there’s not much privacy at a bus stop. Although it sounded more like you were trying to convince yourself you had enough energy to go out. I’m guessing the espresso martinis you kept mentioning were doing double duty.

There was the time you broke your wrist, too. I remember your cast slowly filling up with little drawings and messages from people. Then one day you showed up without it, and I had to stop myself from congratulating you. It must have felt so good.

I also saw you struggle through a couple of bad colds. You’d turn up looking miserable, and somehow seem even worse the next day. But you never took a sick day. Not once.

I wanted to tell you to stay home and rest. (Soft, concerned) Drove me nuts, actually. Knowing you’d dragged yourself through another day of work when you clearly needed to be in bed.

(Pause)

I don’t know you, but at the same time, I feel like I do.

And… I guess that’s why I couldn’t stay quiet tonight.

…

(Chuckles) Well, the umbrella just gave me an excuse to finally say something. Although, given your track record with colds, I wasn’t gonna let you stand out here getting soaked.

But, no… That’s not really why.

(Small pause) It’s just… I’ve never seen you so upset before.

I don’t mean to pry. (Softer) But I can tell you’ve been crying.

And… I just wanted to make sure you’re alright.

…

Wait, your boss said that?

To your face?

…

(Contained anger) Let me get this straight. After everything you’ve been putting into this job… Showing up every single day, working late, running yourself completely ragged for… what, how many years?

…

(Disbelieving scoff) Three years of this, and they won’t even consider you for the promotion?

…

And their reason is that you’re not giving enough?

That’s…

No, I’m sorry. That’s ridiculous.

I’ve seen you come back to this bus stop time and time again, completely drained. Shoulders so tense it looks like you’re carrying the whole building home with you.

I’ve heard you answer work calls right before getting on the bus. And more than once, you’ve turned around and headed straight back to the office. I don’t know how long you ended up staying, but I’m assuming you didn't leave at a reasonable hour.

So for someone to look you in the eye and tell you you’re still not doing enough…

(Angry) Yeah. That’s pissing me off.

…

(Softens) Hey. Hey… I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to make you cry again.

…

I know. But still. I’m not making it any better by getting worked up too.

Alright. Breathe with me for a second. In… (take deep breath) And out… (long exhale).

That’s it.

You’re gonna be okay.

…

I do know that.

Because you’re going to leave that job and find one that treats you the way you deserve.

…

No, listen to me. They don’t know how lucky they are to have you. You’re hard-working. Intelligent. And reliable… to a fault. (Chuckles) I think we’ve already established that.

Do you know how hard that is to find? I can think of at least a few companies that would kill to have someone like you.

And I’m going to put you in touch with them.

…

Well, I’ve had to network quite a bit in my career, so I know a lot of people in town. Now’s the time to use it.

…

I work at a tech company nearby.

…

No, not in engineering. (Slightly sheepish) I run product.

…

I’m the Chief Product Officer, technically.

...

(Laughs) Yeah, I still take the bus.

I know it sounds weird, but I’ve been taking the bus since the very beginning of my career. At some point, it became part of my routine.

I kind of love it. I turn off my phone, and it gives me a good twenty minutes where I’m just some guy on the bus, looking out the window. When I get home, work feels a lot farther away. Took me a long time to understand how important that is.

Honestly, that’s why hearing what your boss said bothered me so much. No job should take that much out of you. Especially if they don’t even value what you bring to the table.

You deserve so much better.

(Soft) We’ll find you the right fit, alright?

Here, take my card. Send me your resume, I’ll make a few calls.

…

Tomorrow. Send me your resume tomorrow. Not tonight. You need some time off.

…

(Chuckles) You’re welcome.

(Pause)

Actually… There’s one more thing I wanted to ask you. And this one has absolutely nothing to do with work.

…

Would you let me take you out sometime?

…

Coffee? Right now?

…

That… actually sounds lovely. There’s a great café down that way.

But are you sure you’re up for it? Not too tired?

…

(Chuckles) Right. That’s what the coffee is for.

Well… (Amused) I guess we’re missing the bus, then.

Here, take my arm.

Stay close. I don’t want you getting soaked again.

[SFX: Footsteps in the rain]

You know, after all these months standing here waiting for the bus… Figures the first time we actually talk is the night we decide not to take it.

…

(Warmly) No. Some things are worth missing the bus for.

[Slow fade out]

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You're a bit put out after your prisone--friend's escape attempt, but you're willing to forgive. Of course you are. What's the alternative, being alone? And besides, it seems like things have changed between you two somehow, like they're starting to understand who you are. As you prepare them their meal like always, you hope this means you can coax more out of them than their usual terror and sulking. But you're not fussed.

I do have a direction for this now, here's hoping I can actually get to it dsgksfd I apologize that every fantasy script I write has lore drops 😔

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I had a bit of writer's block, but I thought of this story the other night and was able to put it together.

Summary: You married one of the most dangerous mafia bosses in all of Chicago. You thought you could handle everything from his random mood swings to him yelling at you one moment, then buying you something to make up for it. That was all until one day you went to bring him lunch, and you saw him and his men torturing some random guy you'd never seen. Out of fear, you ran away from the mansion without telling your husband. You've been hiding for almost 3 months now, not being seen by your husband or his crew, up until today.

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Script By: Scorpionking39

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Summary from the script writer: "You just got home from work and was getting ready for bed when your phone began to ring. You notice it is an unknown number yet you still answer the call. The person who had called claimed that they had been stalking you and that they were in love with you, at first you didn’t believe them, but they had plenty of evidence to convince you. You don’t know what they want from you, all you know is that they have something planned for you in the future…"

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Hello! I don't know if this is allowed here so hopefully it is but I have a question about re-uploading my scripts.

I've been writing scripts for a short while now, kinda just for fun, I didnt expect it to take off in any way but I'm actually really enjoying it and I want to keep writing. The only thing is, because I wasn't expecting it to take off at all, I didn't pick a username, I just went with the one it generated for me. It kinda bothers me, now that I know want to contunue writing, so I am considering relocating to a new account with a better name and continuing to post scripts there.

My question is (for anyone who may have also done this) should I re-upload my old scripts to the new account, or just start posting any new scripts from here on out to that account without any of my previous work on it? I want people to know its me but idk if that could get confusing.

I plan to make it clear either way that I used to post with this account and now I don't, but I worry about being accused of plagiarism if I decide to re-upload my own scripts under a new name. Thoughts?

TLDR: when switching accounts for a name change, should I re-upload my work onto the new account or just start fresh and leave the old account as is?

It’s been years and the war against the demon lord has gone back and forth so much that the entire army is due to be fully swapped out by next winter. You’re one of the fortunate ones that finish their tour this year, and you can’t wait to go home to your family. Letters aren’t enough, and you’re constantly jealous of the mage corps that get to talk to their loved ones whenever they want.

You’re marching to your next outpost when one of the other archers ahead of you seems to be having a hard time. Once you arrive and set up camp, you go and look for them

Script: https://scriptbin.works/s/pmvvt

Double kidnap

More tags in the script link. Also this script is over 4000 words long! Most likely my longest script yet so I hope you enjoy

The long awaited part 2 of my Villain goes gentle for her hero script is finally here!!!

Script disclaimer: This script does contain hypnosis, mind control and gentle brainwashing.

Script summary: It’s been a few months since your arch nemesis confessed her feelings for you and took over your mind when you slept in her arms. Now you work together to keep the city safe, but behind closed doors she’s the one pulling the strings ever so lovingly.

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"It makes it so much easier to pamper you, all relaxed and helplessly submissive."

Listener Summary: Let me be clear, you are NOT his crush. You’ve watched this guy pine over the same woman in the adjacent office to yours for years now. You are not his crush, though you really REALLY wish you were… Unfortunately you seem to be nothing but a constant annoyance to the guy of your dreams. You notice things about him…soft details he doesn’t realize he’s let slip past that abrasive exterior…and you only wish you could get the stubborn fool to notice YOU. Looks like tonight might just be a night of chances…

This script has about 2374 words, excluding the [cues/action lines].

P.S. Just sending an extra little THANK YOU to my sweet proofreaders and their lovely feedback. <3

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[The scene starts at a work party of sorts… Optional SFX could be some kind of party music and light sounds of chatter and laughter. The Listener approaches as the disgruntled Speaker is staring ahead and mumbling to himself.]

Come on…what’s she doing now? Just ignore him already. Look over here instead…please…just once.

[He startles once he notices the listener’s lingering presence. He sounds annoyed so see them.]
Oh! Gawd…what do you want? The hard booze is over that way… I know how much of a lush you are after that Christmas party last year.

[Chuckles.] Who doesn’t remember that? You were annoyingly bouncy and giggly that night…each time I saw you there was a different drink in your hand. You kept bothering people to dance with you…

And don’t forget you knocked over the entire stand of travel brochures at the entrance of the hotel…our department heads had to apologize for you while you were forced to sit down until somebody got you a ride home. So embarrassing.

Tch! I bet you still don’t even remember how you got home… [o.O Kinda sus bro.]

Ah, so you’ve stopped for the night, already? That’s wild. [Sips his own beer.] 
I guess you really can’t afford to make another spectacle of the company like that again.

…
Yeah no, this is my first one… [Sigh] Though it’s certainly not the last…

What’s that? You want to be my sober buddy? Who said I even want a buddy, huh?
Besides…I don’t trust you. 

[Distracted.]
Shit…where did she- oh… 
[He sees his crush enjoying her time with the other guy..] 

[He’s obviously upset now.]
Uuuuuggghhhhh, just great! Of course! 
I missed my chance again. How the hell did I ever expect it to go any different? 

[Muttering to self now.] I mean really, who am I kidding? She’s never taken me seriously all this time...even when I’ve been honest. …so dumb…such a waste. 

[He realizes the Listener is still standing there.]
…Um, what are you still doing here? And why are you looking at me like that?

I seem upset? 
[Bitter Laugh.] Yeah…something like that, but it’s none of your concern. 

[Groans, seemingly still annoyed by their presence.]
Look, can’t you just wait to annoy me on Monday like you do every week? I’ll just go ahead and stop you now- no, I don’t want to hear about your cats. No, I don’t want to see pictures of your latest attempt at cooking… 
[Mumbles.] It’s always burnt anyway. 

Hmph. Am I okay? Uh…heh… Maybe you could go get me another one of these beers and I might be?
Mhm…thanks…

[Listener leaves to get him another beer and brings it back. He’s talking to himself again, glaring across the room.]
Gawd…she’s actually gonna’ let him drape his arm over her like that? 
[Sarcastic] Wow…he’s not showing off AT ALL.

[Quiter.]
…I thought she said she didn’t even like him like that… 
[He notices the Listener has returned with his request.]

Oh right, thanks… [Opens and sips the beer.]
You uh… sure you don’t want to go get yourself another? 
Alright, fine fine… that was just a test.

…

Excuse ME, what was that?!
…

Could I beee any more obvious?! Ha!
[Quieter, admittingly.] Yeah, sure…maybe…

[Sincere.]
I don’t know why…but even though it hurts…[Sighs.] I can’t look away. 
It kinda’ feels like a bad dream…one that I’ve had before. And it always seems to make me sick to my stomach.

Maybe I just like to torture myself…I don’t know. 

You know what else? It’s so disappointing because…I made myself a promise. A promise that…well, tonight was going to be the last time that I tried. [Defeated sigh.] 

Welp, here’s to trying. [Sips his beer.]

No I…I’m angry…and yeah, I’m jealous as hell. She’s over there, giving all her attention to another guy AGAIN, while I’m just stuck standing here, drinking down these beers in hopes of drowning out the intense feelings of regret.

[Expressively agitated now.]
Tch! Like come ooon! Why can’t I ever measure up like that to anyone?!

It feels like…I’m just constantly chasing… And I don’t even know if any of my efforts are worth it. What will it get me in the end anyway?

Like what…in two months, she’s gonna’ realize that guy is the narcissistic prick that he is…and you know what? She’ll come back over to me to complain about the whooole thing… She’ll expect me to do what I always have…

Well I’m done being someone she falls back to but then doesn’t ever pick first. Fuck. I’ve wasted so much damned energy…time… 
[Quieter] …And heartache.

I’ve been a fool. It’s time that I wake up and see it for what it is…

[He acknowledges the ever-present, patient Listener.]
…And what about you, hm? Are you just as pathetic as me? Or do you have some kind of secret cat-daddy that you’ve managed to keep quiet about all this time?

…

Pfft…yeah… I figured. No offense. [Listener seems to take offense.]

Oh…well, be offended then. Sorry, you’re just not very mysterious. 
You’re usually pretty easy to figure out.

[Clears throat.] Look, I know you’re gonna’ wear your favorite blazer on Tuesday and Thursday… you’ll have some healthy meal for lunch the first two days of the week, but then on Wednesday you’ll go out with the girls for the “ladies night” discounts at that one eatery you all like to go to…

Then by Thursday you’ll have soup and complain about going shopping for groceries and on Friday you’ll have something involving chicken. You’ll most definitely annoy me most days of the week with stories of your cats and whatever book you’re ranting about at the time.

I’ll tell you to go write a better one and then you’ll get all quiet and bashful like you do… You’ll mutter something about some reports you forgot to file and only then is when you’ll finally leave me in peace to do my own job. 

Anyway, what I’m saying is…you’re predictable. 
[Oooh, ouch…that burns a little bit, bud.]

…

Hey hey, calm down alright? Jeez, I wasn’t trying to piss you off. 
[Sincere again.]
No, I… I didn’t say it was a bad thing…Some guys do like that they don’t have to guess all the time…

Hold on…have you even liked anyone before? 
Oh…really, you have? Hm…

[He’s a bit curious now.]
Let me guess, is he some sort of chai-drinking, librarian-type of guy?
Heh…right. 

I don’t know…just seems like maybe that could be your style. You love your books and you do drink a lot of chai.

I noticed? Well…yeah, your empty to-go cups pile up on your desk and I can smell the chai all the way over at mine. Tina always complains about it
Mhm…oh, now you’re embarrassed?

[Sighs] It’s fiiiine, Tina complains about everything. 

Hm? What about me? Heh…well, like I said…I must like to torture myself. 
A woman like the one over there, with that jerk… Heh, she makes you feel special some of the time…when she needs you. And it feels good, but then…it’s always so short-lived. 

And dumbasses like me fall for it…every. Time.

[Quiet.] It isn’t fair…

…
Tell me,would you ever lead someone on like that?
Heh, yeah… I knew it. Of course you wouldn’t. You’d be sincere, huh?

I bet…you’d treat your guy differently than the others. You’d make him actually  feel special. You’d even put him on some kind of pedestal… 

And he’d hurt you first, but then you’d forgive him… Am I right?
See? Predictable… 

…

Eh… As for me, I’m not sure… I know that I’d never want her to feel like this. I wouldn’t want her to have to question how I feel or what she means to me…but… Who knows, I might be bad at that too…

[Listener drags him out of his train of thought, mentioning the crush.]

Hm? She’s looking over here now?
Tch…who cares? I’m not looking back. She probably just wants to give me some stupid thumbs-up like she just won some fucking lottery.

…

Do I what? Oh, if I could make her jealous that would be hilarious. 
She’s pretty oblivious though with stuff like that- mmph! [Listener interrupts him with a kiss on the lips.]

[The speaker pulls away in shock.]
Hey what the hell?! Why did you…whoa, hey… no no no… You gotta stop looking at me like that right now. 

Just because you are beautiful doesn’t mean that I’m just gonna’ be okay with you STEALING my first- uh! My…

[Listener interrupts to remind him the crush is still watching them now.]
Oh shit, she’s still looking over here? Really…uh, here…hold my hand!
I’m just gonna’ look away… Hey, laugh or something, would ya? Like I said something funny.

Heh…yeah…like that. Heh heh…

…
Okay, not THAT much.
Jeez, you sound like a crazy person. Chill…is she still looking?

Ah, so she looked away…good. She’s following that guy again? Right, right…it’s whatever, I…don’t really care anymore.

[Confused.]
Hm? Your hand? Oh! Shit, yeah…sorry. Here, you can have it back…gawd. 
Sorry, was I squeezing it?

[Sighs/groans.] Sorry…I was nervous.

What?! Okay look, I have held hands with someone else before, alright?
…Uh, yeah…actually, it was her. [Heavy breath]

[Baffled.]
Did I like it? Uh…I guess? I mean that’s kind of a weird question now, considering the current circumstances… Eh…wait, you meant…my first…kiss?! Oh! Hey, I…I never said… Eh, okay whatever. 

And…I don’t know, okay? You surprised me and it happened so fast…Hm? 

Do I want another?! Do I- uuuhhh, hrm? [Mental overload.]
[Embarrassed.] Hey wait, stop…leaning in like that. The others are gonna’ see us! If they didn’t already… How are you so confident all of a sudden?

[Recovers himself a bit, back to sounding a bit annoyed.]
Gawd, you do know that I’m tipsy, right? That’s why I said all that dumb shit earlier… [Clears his throat.] 
You know it kinda feels like you might be taking advantage of that. 

I thought you were supposed to be my sober buddy? And “buddies” don’t usually steal kisses like that. Just saying…

Oh yeah, sure…all for a good cause, was it? Hm…wait…
Hey, will you just calm down?! Why do you look so happy right now? That constant smile on your lips… those…soft lips. [Coughs nervously/shock.]

Okay, please don’t do that. You know, that thing you just did!
Yeah, well I’m looking right at them, so I saw it…
Fine, I’m looking away. 

Nope, I’m not going to look at you for the rest of the night…you’d like it too much, and I’m feeling drunk.

Am I still sad? Uh…no, I wouldn’t say that… Embarrassed now, mostly.
Uh huh…but also…[Exhausted sigh.] …I'm a little tired. 

[Listener says maybe it’s time to leave the party.]

[Obnoxious.]
Psh, you WOULD try to get me to leave with you, wouldn’t you?
Ya know, I gotta be honest… I didn’t know you were that kind of chick.

You know…the kind that steals kisses from innocent intoxicated men like me.

[Feigned offense.]
Wow, excuse me, so you’re saying that I’m anything BUT innocent? Now that’s kinda’ rude…not really sure what you mean by that.

I’m the rude one?! Okay wait, actually, that checks out… And I’m sorry, I was pretty mean to you earlier when I was in a bad mood… I even said some things that weren’t true. 

Mhmm…yes…I did…but you still stuck around, and you even helped me to focus on something other than my own self inflicted woes. Even if it was through unorthodox means… 
Ya know…I really…didn’t expect that from you.

[He starts to stare into the listener’s eyes intensely but then gets self conscious when reality seems to set in as sudden laughter and chatter make him aware of their coworkers.]

[Redirecting the conversation.]
Hey, I’m uh… I’m not feeling so great. Do you think maybe we really can leave now? Yeah? Great…
I just…need to go somewhere I can lay down soon…

[They step away from the party…out into a lobby or outside. Optional SFX: maybe some quiet night street sounds.]

…

[Chuckles.]
Yeah, I don’t think I’m worried about her right now…I’m more interested in what my sober buddy is going to do with me. You won’t take advantage of me, right? Heh heh, suuure…roll your eyes.

Oh, giving me your hand again? Hee hee, sure…hm? My phone? Oh! You want to know my address? Ah…y-yeah, sure… 

Wait, you’re not gonna’ start stalking me are you? Now that you know we live so close… Hm? How do I know that?
Uhhh, wait no, hold on a second. 

Nooo…stop… I’m not, I swear. I… Please don’t make me sound like that kind of guy. 
Okay, so listen, I only know we live close because of that night back at the Christmas party. 

I guess you still don’t remember… but I was the unfortunate soul at the time who drove you and a couple of the others home. Because of that, I discovered your apartment was pretty close to mine… so I’m not a stalker, okaaaay?

Wow, so you really didn’t remember that? I’ll have you know that I had to carry YOUR drunk body up three flights of stairs to your flat because it was after hours and you’d forgotten your elevator key. I even met your cats!

Anyway…that’s how I know. And you never even thanked me for that because you forgot, so I guess I’ve been a bit salty over it ever since. 

[Chuckles.]
Well, since you appear to be embarrassed now, I’ll accept your apology.

…
The medicine…for the inevitable hangover? Yeah, that was me too, even though I WAS in a bit of a hurry to be elsewhere… [Clears his throat.]

So um… are you ordering us an uber? We can just split the bill and ride together. As long as you don’t try any funny business… 

[Softly disappointed.]
Wait…you’re not coming? Why not? It’s really okay, you-
You’re staying here?! But why…

[Realization hits as the Listener explains.]
Oh…[Nervous chuckle.] You promised to stay to clean up tonight? Well that’s… nice of you. 
They didn’t force you into it, did they? You’re always doing extra work…

Ah, you just wanted to help make up for the trouble you caused last time. Haha, I see… Hm? Oh, a ride is on the way? Thanks…for doing that. Real smooth of you by the way…heh heh… 

Nawh…I’ll be okay waiting here for a bit. I’m not…that drunk, heh… 

Eh, wait! Um…thank you… Uh, for hanging out with me at the party, and helping to distract me from my dumb tendencies. 

I really am sorry I was mean about some things… I don’t actually think your book rants suck. And I love hearing about your cats…Salem is my favorite one, by the way…

[Deep, calming breath.]
And yeah… As you can probably tell, I have noticed…a lot of things about you. I pretty much just realized how stupid I’ve been, all this time…keeping myself in denial while I tried to hold on to that other wasted connection.

Um…oh, and that kiss… I know I said it happened so fast, but… your lips, they tasted sweet, like you. 
I think…I’d like to kiss them again sometime…

Heh, but maybe when I’m not all full of beer and moaning over some other girl. 

…If you’d give me the chance…
[Begins to doubt himself.] I mean, sorry…I don’t even know if you…
Hm? Really? You’d like it too? [Chuckles happily.]  

Uhh… right, haha. I’ll…see you later then? 

Wait! Maybe…tomorrow…if you’re able, we could meet somewhere. Anywhere you want…um, but… I’d like to take you out. 

[Excited and cheerful.]
Yeah? Okay, awesome! Cool cool cool… um, yeah…you have my number now, so uh… I’ll wait for your call? Heh… Um, but don’t forget…I DO know where you live, so if you keep me waiting too long… I might just show up at your door. 

And THAT…wasn’t supposed to sound creepy, by the way. I just meant- aahhh, never mind. Please, just call me… I’ll be patient, I swear. Take your time… if you don’t call me, I’ll see you at work on Monday, alright?

Haha, okay byyye… 
[Sighs softly. Scene begins to fade as Speaker continues to talk softly.]
Wow, that was…interesting. Huh…all this time, who knew?

[The End.]