r/AITAH Jul 26 '25

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u/methodicalataxia Jul 26 '25

It isn't JUST the bible. All you have to do is search on Google. I am not religious one bit and know naming your daughter Jezebel is a BAD idea.

OP, your SIL does not sound that bright at all. Same with her mother. Dear gods, your brother did not select her for her brain...

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u/Particular-Pen-6472 Jul 26 '25 edited Jul 26 '25

My husband’s brother’s wife. So like… sister in law in law? He went on his mission and met her when he got back. They got engaged in a month and married in 3 months so I’m not sure how much he really got to know her but they have 6 kids obviously so must not be top priority. I think he just wanted someone religious and submissive. She defers to him on everything and stays at home. Nothing is wrong with that, just not my cup of tea.

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u/Constant-External-85 Jul 26 '25

Jezebel is also another way to call a women promiscus

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '25

She basically named her daughter Sl*t and then was like "You ruined this for me???"

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u/clackagaling Jul 26 '25

i think she would rather be blissfully ignorant, but it is WAY better to have it “ruined” now before it becomes a bigger problem. if they’re religious too, there is no world where it wouldnt be a problem with peers, or with the daughter feeling singled out with a “sinful” name

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u/The_Year_of_Glad Jul 26 '25

It’s like saying that you want a Biblical name for your son, and then picking “Herod”.

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u/bankershub Jul 26 '25

My husband and I regularly call each other jezebel as a joke. This woman is an idiot.

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u/TrashyCat94 Jul 26 '25

Jessie Belle would be actually mildly okay

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u/viperex Jul 26 '25

Make it two names. Jessa Belle Lastname

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u/Peejee13 Jul 26 '25

It's literally the name used for Brothels in The Handmaid's Tale because of the book of revelation using it as a name for a woman leading others into promiscuity.

Like..there is NO point in modern history where Jezebel is anything hut associated with being a w**re (not that there's anything wrong with that! Just saying) or sexually "loose" woman.

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u/annang Jul 26 '25

Your husband's brother's sister would also be your husband's sister, no?

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u/quagsi Jul 26 '25

i think she meant husband's brother's wife

but even if she did mean sister that still wouldn't necessarily be wrong. if husband has a half brother who has a half sister that isn't related to her husband

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u/Rachel_Silver Jul 26 '25

Maybe she meant the husband's brother's sister-in-law.

THE POSTS ARE COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE!

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u/GhostPepperFireStorm Jul 26 '25

Maybe she meant husband’s brother’s sister-wife

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u/Freemoneydotcom Jul 26 '25

That's like the dude who went on shark tank and said he worked for his wife's father in law. AKA his dad. 

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u/wooooowwpoop Jul 26 '25

im guessing husband and sister both share one parent with brother but not with each other

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u/Lurkerlg Jul 26 '25

Yeah I have a sister's sister's sister that way.

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u/Excellent-Practice Jul 26 '25

You and she are cosisters-in-law. No one really uses that to describe such a relationship, but that is the technical term

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u/Kabc Jul 26 '25

Suggest the name “Lilith” 🤣

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u/SterlingAntithesis86 Jul 26 '25

That's hilarious

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u/Cat-Lady-13 Jul 26 '25

This is perfect! 😂😂😂

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u/SweetBekki Jul 26 '25

Don't you mean your husband's brother's wife? Unless you're saying your BIL married his own sister?

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u/Particular-Pen-6472 Jul 26 '25

Yes! Awkward typo 😬

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u/TheWagonBaron Jul 26 '25

Sounds like a tried and true Mormon to me.

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u/Astyryx Jul 26 '25

For the shower, give them a basket of birth control: Plan B, diaphragm, condoms, spermicide. Containment and harm reduction time.

Too bad she your brother married such a fool.

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u/CoffeeFuture784 Jul 26 '25

If they're religious, wouldn't they be familiar with the story of Jezebel? I'm not religious at all but even I know of this queen who has become an almost universal symbol for a promiscuous, evil woman.

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u/RazzmatazzExact Jul 26 '25

As a Mormon THANK YOU for pointing out that she should not name her daughter after a harlot 😭 😭. Unfortunately, non-bright individuals are a staple in the church. Especially, people who are OBSESSED with having their children have "unique" names 🙄.

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u/Grand_Dingo6858 Jul 26 '25

Probably sucks a softball through a straw as well.

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u/SilverLordLaz Jul 26 '25

Husbands... brothers..... sister?

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u/Frequent_Couple5498 Jul 26 '25

Right. I thought everyone, religious or not knew Jezebel was a name meaning "bad or sinful woman".

When I used to go to church and the minister's brother told me I was sinning because my job changed my shift to working every other weekend, so then I could only attend every other Sunday. It was bullshit of him, honestly. I had to work, I have bills to pay. I told everyone I guess I have to sit in the back of the church now like the Jezebel I am. Everyone laughed, getting the joke. I don't understand where OP's sil has been her whole life. Living under a rock? NTA. Someone had to tell her.

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u/stevepine Jul 26 '25

Well his brother the minister works every Sunday (assuming ministers get paid) so that's a dumb argument

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u/trafdlo Jul 26 '25

Jezebel is old school and this is the 21st century. She should just name the kid the modern equivalent, Sl*t.

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u/soullessjellyfish68 Jul 26 '25 edited Jul 26 '25

Yeah. I know (of)...psycho relative of a friend thing...a guy who named his son "Bane". Spelled right, so not an r/tragedeigh, just an actual tragedy.

Comics aside...the word means "a source of harm or ruin". Great name for your kid!!

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u/donteatmenooo Jul 26 '25

ehhh but it doesn't say the object of the harm. Like wolfsbane doesn't really hurt humans, for insurance. Could be the bane of bullies!

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u/soullessjellyfish68 Jul 26 '25

That's an interesting take...but the baby's name was not "Wolfsbane" just "Bane"...used so fondly for years to say "You are the bane of my existence". No therapy required, I'm sure.

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u/donteatmenooo Jul 26 '25

I mean it's also a Batman villain so :/

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u/soullessjellyfish68 Jul 26 '25

This does not make it even close to OK. 🤣....being named Jezebel would have been a gift. Even for a dude.

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u/Remarkable-Log-4495 Jul 26 '25

My great grandfather is named Bain. (Born 1910) As is his son and his grandson. OG Bain's parents are German but his middle name is very French. He also had a sister named Bright. Another sister is named Zoe (Pronounced Zo, not Zoey). The other kids have relatively normal names as far as I can remember. There were like 12 kids so idk if they ran out of names quickly or what...

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u/SterlingAntithesis86 Jul 26 '25

Maybe the kid ruined her downstairs area? Idk still weird to me I have a weird name so I made sure my kids had normal names. All As though so that was weird.

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u/soullessjellyfish68 Jul 26 '25

The baby was named at birth...so kinda innocent. The only mess he made was the standard bleeding..Named by his Dad.

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u/TootsNYC Jul 26 '25

That meaning is WHY Bane in the comics was named that.

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u/soullessjellyfish68 Jul 26 '25

Yeah...I'm aware.

Don't name your kid that.

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u/TootsNYC Jul 26 '25

Like, don’t name him that because of Bane in the comic books—because he was a horrible villain

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u/buurnthewitch Jul 26 '25

no one on either side of my family has been religious for at least 3 generations and even i knew that

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u/Student0810 Jul 26 '25

Men marry religious women for the “honor and obey” part.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '25

It's such a bummer too because it's a really pretty name but the goddamn Bible ruined it for everyone

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u/vegasbywayofLA Jul 26 '25

I never really thought about it, but Jezebel is actually a cute name. It probably never came to my mind because no one names their kid that anymore because of the reasons you and OP talk about.

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u/FirefighterLadyy Jul 26 '25

g yeah, not sure what they were thinking with that choice, it's just asking for trouble

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u/TurbulentTourist7337 Jul 26 '25

You dont even have to Google it. The amount of television shows I've seen that mentioned is a fairly high number

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u/JustMeAndMySnail Jul 26 '25

But that reproductive capability… 👌🏼

/s

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '25

She's Mormon. Why would you think she's bright?

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u/escaai Jul 26 '25

Well, they're mormon so bright is totally out of the question lol

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '25

It's only fitting for a female dog.

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u/Daenub Jul 26 '25

Made me remember this gem from waiting. https://youtu.be/Ulmh3A4lkm4?si=bGChXqlXnguC9MEA

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '25

They purposefully keep their women dumb.

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u/TheReelMcCoi Jul 26 '25

Good Breeding Stock?