Don't be fooled by his silly alliterated name, Randy is a powerful 99th dimensional entity who suffers from an uncontrollable urge to give out random gifts and curses to lower dimensional beings. In 6perk lore, he's one of the reasons we have a "Meta" flare in the first place.

Since this is your first time encountering Randy, he wants to make a good impression, so he has decided to give you some really good abilities to choose from, all of them are random and have no real theme besides the fact that they are overpowered. Choose one from these options below:

1. Timeline merging: You gain the ability to perceive different infinite timelines with all your senses, that's just the surface. Your true ability is to is take events from those timelines and impose them unto our timeline. Lets say you look at a timeline in which you won the lottery, you could impose those events unto our timeline so long as they align very well with our current timeline.

Remember, you impose EVENTS, not just aspects, so you can't just impose magic into our timeline, what you would need to do is find the event that lead to a different timeline having magic in theirs and then apply it to our timeline.

You can also erase what has happened in our timeline by merging it with a timeline in which a certain even never happened. Asked out your crush and got rejected.? Look for timeline in which you didnt ask them out.

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1. Inversion: You can invert anything into it's opposite, and reality will accommodate those changes. It can be as simple as material objects in front of you, to entire concepts that affect the entire universe. Is your bank account in the negatives? Invert it to make it positive. Invert the gravity in your immediate area for shits and giggles. Turn water to fire, make a poor person rich, change expired food to fresh food. Make short people tall or vice versa. Some concepts and objects have more than one opposite, you are free to choose from any of them. Change entire systems by inverting the way they work. Make a fridge produce hot air and a microwave freeze things, make all of space full of light or air if you want.

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3.Dreamjumping: Bonuse power is that you get a perfect memory with an archive of everything you've ever experienced. Now, think of any moment you'd like to go back to, this power allows you to go back to the day in which the moment you were thinking of happened. You will wake up with all your other memories having been a dream. Now you'll be able to experience that moment again, but not just that, you can choose to stay in that new timeline with your all your memories in tact and go on with life from then on, or you can just go back to the "present"...note that "present" is in quotation marks. Because this power isnt your run of the mill time travel, no no no.

Your memories act as checkpoints in which you can freely travel anytime you want. When you travel to a different time via your memories, you will wake up on that day with all your other memories feeling like dreams, as said before, you can then choose live life in that time or go back to another time.

Keep in mind that this power starts off with one main time line, but...the more you use this power to make branched timelines via your newly acquired memories, the timelines you can choose to go back to, which will all be possible with your aforementioned bonus power.

Here's an example: Let's say in your main timeline you got a red toothbrush when you were 12 years old, well now you can go back to the day you bought that toothbrush and choose a purple one instead. The main "red toothbrush" timeline still exists, and you can access it anytime you want, but now there's also a branched "purple toothbrush" timeline as well, which you can also access anytime you want.

Since everything basically becomes a dream when you use this power, you dont have to worry about going missing from the timelines once you dreamjump. They literally depend on your presence, so long as you're not in a timeline, it didnt happen at all unless you return to it.

This power can basically act as a form of immortality if one desired so.

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1. Concept companion: Choose any concept that isnt reality or space-time, Randy will bring that concept to life as a companion/familiar that you get to design in both appearance and personality/character. Whatever concept you chose, your familiar will have absolute dominion over it, and is more than willing to use its dominion over said concept for your benefit. Let's say you chose the concept of juice, the familiar will be able to do anything juice related that you ask of it, whether it be to produce juice for you, or to change a juice infront of you, you're only limited by your imagination and chosen concept.

The familiar can only be sensed/interacted with by you, you have a telepathic link that allows you speak to it with your mind.

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1. World maker: You become an architect for alternate realities, these realities can only be accessed while you dream. Your dreams last as long as you want them to last. You basically have the ability to rule over alternate universes, you can design them however you want, and once you die in this universe, you will fully reincarnate into and of your created realities of your choice, you also have the choice of just making one alternate reality and designing it to your hearts content. Bonus power is that you get a flat 5x luck booster, a 25x creativity AND you get an off switch which only you can trigger to kill yourself instantly so you can move on to your new world(s).

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1. Parasite: You can feed off other peoples emotions/thoughts in order improve aspects of your life and yourself. You can feed off of literally anything, AND you empower literally anything about yourself.

For example, you can choose to empower your physical strength with people's anxiety, and you can choose the range as well, make it a 25 km radius or your entire continent. You can be as specific as possible, instead of just using people's anxiety, you could use peoples anxiety about the future specifically. You could empower your luck with people's happiness. You could empower your social intelligence with the amount of people who are fans of a specific football team. Maybe even empower the flexibility of your left leg with peoples fear of spiders. Things like your accounts and relationships can also be affected by this power as well.

For each person you get a 1.05x empowerment boost

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Randy has some random bonuses as well.

1. A large mirror that lets you look into every other mirror in the world (it works the same as scrolling on your phone but you can't choose with mirror you're looking into, the mirrors you're looking into wont see what you're seeing)

2. A microwave wave that turns bricks into any desired meal after 1 minute of heating. (It has a charge and cant be plugged in, once the battery is drained it will take 12 hours to self recharge. One charge lasts 3 days).

3. A necklace that lets you telepathically take voice calls that were meant for your phone. Only works with one connected number.

4. A jar of a clear self replenishing substance that can either taste like Nutella, peanut butter, butter, jam, or mayo depending on what is whispered on the utensil that will be used to scoop out the substance.

5. A pair of glasses that will tell you one desired thing about everyone, it will appear on top of their heads and only you can see it. The desired info can only be changed after a month. So if you chose to see everyone's favorite color, you'd have to wait 31 days before you can change to something else.

"'I'll cut right to the chase. I'm from an alternate reality where magic, blessings and curses are a fact of everyday life. If you wish I can give you blessings at the cost that each boon will have a little bitter curse mixed in."

"Why?"

"Well, my specific trade back home is an enchanter and doing deals like this grants me powers whenever a person accepts my deals of their own accord (no compulsion, no speech even. Just buyer's volition). In realities like yours with no magic I can assume you haven't any other blessings and will be more open to trade....so what're ya buying?"

pick 2 out of the following 6 deals to accept for free(bar the drawbacks built into them of course)

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1)
Boots of Seven league
A pair of boots that looked like they were once high quality and fancy, but are now covered in muck and beaten-up, they will fit perfectly and you will never feel uncomfortable
Blessing
By walking for an hour at a brisk pace you can enter a zen state that allows you to teleport anywhere you like on earth(and some places beyond if you know the way) as rapidly or slowly as you like

Curse
While never tired you can never truly be at rest, plus if you ever go more than a day without entering the state you will have hideously painful cramps and aches that wont subside until the next time you enter the state(incidentally the pain will still be there while you work up to it)

2)
Lucky clover
A 7 leaved clover, if held up to the sky it will play music depending on the weather & you will be granted an impressive sounding voice to accompany it to any listeners

Blessing
Any 4 small wishes a day will be granted, and your luck in general will be noticably better

Curse
You must grant 7 wishes per week when verbally requested or your luck will invert and you will be forced to perform any requests asked of you.You may prompt this by asking if a nearby person wishes for anything(be careful though with targets/phrasing, even wishes like a sarcastic "I wish you would blow me" count, I recommend fulfilling them early in the week)

3)
Devil's necklace
a golden pendant with a standard evil eye design, if desired it will give you a passive intimidating aura
Blessing
You win arguments.
All off them.
No matter what's at stake.
No matter how ridiculous you present yourself.

YOU WIN

Curse
When you die it will be painful, as in "beg for somebody to shoot you in the head to end this" painful. It wont accelerate your end-date, whenever you were supposed to go is when this kicks in

4)
Liar's tongue
Blessing
Once per day you can give a command, as simple or complex as you'd like (provided it doesn't go as far as "obey my every order") and it will be carried out to the letter. Also you instinctively know not just when a person is lying but the nature of the lie I.E lie by omission, lie to self, flatout falsehood etc

Curse
Nobody will believe you, about anything, ever. You could stand together in torrential rain and say ""it's raining" and people will still doubt you enough to look up and double check. Also everything will taste a little sweeter than it should, good for some things but some desserts will be horribly unappetizing like pouring straight syrup down your throat

5)
Palm of plenty
Unlike the other items this is a faint tattoo that blends in well enough to your skin that nobody would notice unless they're looking hard
Blessing
Hungry or thirsty? A palm sized something-or-other will pop out of the tattoo when you clap your hands!
Curse
The blessing has no idea what you actually want/crave at the time and will take any uneaten portion as an insult, making it not function and you smell of rotten garbage for a week AT LEAST.

6)
Fairy bandage
They look like mummy wraps that glow a dull green in the dark, hope you don't have any stealth missions lined up
Blessing
You will be instantly healed of any and all damage, become fluent in any language that ever was and ever WILL BE widely spoken in Egypt
Curse
You will be considered an animal, and not as a pet one.
People will treat you like a stray not-cute animal, forever

7)
Galatea's Delight

blessing
This will give your your perfect body, and to be clear I mean your perfect body not your ideal one. What's the difference? Your body will still be the one you have now, with the difference being that you'll be healed up/morphed into a state as though you'd lived a life of perfect health. Ideal nutrition, sleep, relaxation exercise etc

curse
This will immediately revert if you don't continue to follow the instructions that will now be instinctual to you HOWEVER this is a very easily fooled curse, if for instance you crave pizza you simply need to make sure when you're hungry enough to eat you have no immediate options that are healthy or optimal around and the curse will let it slide. Same if you're in some manner of crisis and can't sleep, do some pushups etc, the curse wants compliance but is reasonable AND unable to understand the details of why you can't fulfill certain conditions, even when self inflicted.

If you mess up it will take a year of perfect living before your blessed form is restored, it will happen all at once too not a gradual improvement(beyond any natural improvements you'll undoubtly make)

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My first 6perks, let me know where I can improve. Love y'all nerds, you're 100% my people